July 22nd, 2008

Coleen Rooney: Big Bows, Big Bag

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38 Responses to “Coleen Rooney: Big Bows, Big Bag”

  1. Villa*baby says:

    It’s like Elen R gave her fashion tips.:D:D

  2. Filthygorgeous says:

    *SMH* Colleen could take a divine Emanuel Engaro outfit, or a YSL vintage couture number and make it look like something you’d get on sale at Primark.

  3. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Coll!!!!!!! Just after I thought she'd come to her fashion senses after the gorg wedding dress, she's back to her old tricks…

  4. LoveLamps says:

    All I can say is WTF? She’s so good so much of the time, but this is AWFUL!

  5. Jamie says:

    She would have achieved the same look if she had worn potato sacks instead. Cheaper…and looks just the same.

  6. penie says:

    Her top is cute…but the trousers…OMG….Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo….Wayne,,pliz tell ur wife about her fashion disaster…..

  7. Phew, just got in from a four hour shift at my local care home, on the walk home I spotted a litter of kittens thrown in a box. I went over to rescue them, but I was stopped by some disabled children who saw the poor animals, I then had to comfort them and explain why someone could be so cruel. I had a brainwave and gave each of the children one of the kittens to take home and care for. Feeling in such good spirit’s I popped into my local farm and helped muck out the pigs pen and then I come home to find THIS? Col, what are you doing to me????

  8. Becca x says:

    Seems weird calling her coleen rooney
    dont ya think?

  9. Tamra says:

    The top is horrific.  The jeans aren’t doing her any favors either…they remind me of sailor pants for some reason.  And what’s up with the sex hair?  Yikes!

  10. brandy says:

    She looks beyond awful. ACtually looks like an Elen wannabe. The bows, the pants, the bag chain that is WAY too long, the hooker shoes, see through top, the hair – make it all stop please. This is AWFUL!

  11. carly says:

    Oh my. That’s the worst blouse I’ve seen in a long, long time. Why on earth?

  12. BostonRed says:

    Ick. I love most things she wears, but this is bad. I think my main problem is that the blouse is tucked in. It’s so fashion ‘70s! Don’t like the huge Chanel bag either. And it’s hard to dislike a Chanel bag.

  13. Sarah says:

    I like the bag too, Fourth.  And the shirt, while a little cringe-worthy, doesn’t bother me as much as the massive chunky shoes peeking out from under the massive legged pants.

  14. Anna says:

    I would never wear a purse in this way. Terrible. An ugly shirt as well.

  15. jax says:

    Even if she is about to be a momma, there’s still no excuse for that top – fugly <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/bigsurprise.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" /> She looks like a 50-year old Apprentice candidate

  16. TammyV says:

    Either that is the worst shirt in history or someone is about to be a momma

  17. BJ says:

    she looks like a clown…

  18. Rusty says:

    she looks like Wayne wrapped her up to open her under the Christmas-in-July tree.

  19. Dee13 says:

    one word: bad…

  20. Sara says:

    Does this girl ever check the mirror when she leaves the house?

  21. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    Poor Coleen… her fashion sense is a little schizophrenic with this outfit, I’m afraid.  The top half is a skewed version of Ladies Who Lunch, and the bottom half is a young girl out for a pizza with her mates.  Mixing dressy with super casual rarely works, and unfortunately, she’s got it wrong here.  The jeans and shoes don’t bother me too much (although, um… Col, hun, if you’re wearing a tan peeptoe pump, please don’t pair it with a casual black belt!), but they seem incongruous with her outfit from the waist up.  I loooove the bag, too, but would never pair it with jeans and casual pumps.  Also, she would do well to shorten the chain so as to make sure she doesn’t look like she’s playing dress-up in her mum’s wardrobe. 

    The blouse is all wrong, too.  The bows and the blousy billowy effect are over the top.  She’s got a cute little figure and this top does her a great disservice.  I do like her in yellow, though.  Next time, she should choose something in yellow with some darting and a more flattering shape!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

  22. ibra honey says:

    everytime i see a wag looking like that i always think *sigh* if only i was one, i would do ever so much better.

  23. brandy says:

    What about you JTurner? You’re here commenting on fashion too… did they not need any additional help at the homeless shelter this morning and so they turned you away? Is Coleen walking into an animal shelter looking like this. Not bloody likely… so get off it!
    PS: so not jealous of any of her ridiculous clothes items, physique or hair so that’s not the reason…

  24. jturner says:

    You really are a bunch of b******. Don’t you have something better to do with your time, like maybe working with disabled children, rescuing abandoned animals, feeding geriatrics at the local care centre? No, of course not, much more fun to talk FASHION! & knife someone in the back because you’re JEALOUS!

  25. AJ says:

    This sweet girl doesn’t know how to dress to flatter her figure. The new style of jeans she’s been wearing lately, make her look dumpy and her upper arms are not her best feature yet she shows them off at every chance. Her hair? Horrible as always. I like this girls. Someone help her out! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/angry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="angry" style="border:0;" />

  26. ibra honey says:

    What irks me most is the bag and the stick out at the back hair. the bag looks like a briefcase.

  27. autumnmaple101 says:

    Hate the bows..the shirt makes her look HUGE and pregnant.

  28. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    Big Bows, Big Bag, Big Shirt…To Hide An Ever Growing Stomach? Just a sugestion. x

  29. lose that girl says:

    Ew. That's one horrid blouse. Is she trying to look like a clown? It makes her look HUGE…and she's so not. lose that girl blog

  30. JARRELL says:

    damn baby bend dat ass ova

  31. FLORE says:

    The blouse is OK? But those jeans are awful!! Think her hair looks lovely, better than when she wears that tight pulled back ponytail!

  32. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh dear. Some days she gets it right and some days, she doesn’t. I like the bag though. Am I the only one? I wouldn’t have the chain so long, but it’s a nice bag.

  33. Moongirl says:

    I don’t mind the shirt actually but it definitely looks wrong here, giving the impression she has chunky upper arms and a ‘pregnancy tummy’ I love the bag but agree the chain lengths totally wrong and I absolutely hate the badly fitting jeans which do her no favours at all! Normally I love Coleen and think she has great style but I supose everyone has their off days!

  34. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    This outfit is a hot mess in my opinion. The shirt is a bit much with all the bows and I don’t like the pants.

  35. lose that girl says:

    Ew. That’s one horrid blouse. Is she trying to look like a clown? It makes her look HUGE…and she’s so not.

    lose that girl blog

  36. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    This outfit is a hot mess in my opinion. The shirt is a bit much with all the bows and I don’t like the pants.

  37. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Like the bag, but the blouse doesn’t impress me much. And I’m kind of thinking MrsMichaelOwen is right on it… or maybe its just the outfit that makes her look bigger.