November 3rd, 2008

Coleen Rooney: Walking the Wallet

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Splash News/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com

It would appear that Coleen Rooney’s cash-heavy, black Amex-stuffed wallet is so superior to the norm that it can walk all by itself.

This is true billfold aspiration, this.  Set your goals high and accept nothing less from your leather goods, Kickettes.

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45 Responses to “Coleen Rooney: Walking the Wallet”

  1. rjz says:

    fuck that guys. if you cant appreciate what big did then go somewhere else. he was the guy that could fuck anyone up and no one could mess with him. he would fuck up anyone who questioned him. remember that.

  2. brando fresh says:

    thats cuz it aint biggie look @ the rings

  3. jax says:

    She needs to relieve her skipping wallet of some cash and buy a decent jacket – that one belongs on some windows with tie-backs. FUGLY!!!

  4. Becca says:

    Haha.. its got a mid=nd of its own.
    That coat!! its horrible :|

  5. Raw711 says:

    guerilla black! i liked some of his tunes… guerilla black and black haze….something wicked this way comes!

  6. TammyV says:

    There is so much wrong there it hurts… The Coat, the Ugs…THE CRICKET BAG KEYCHAIN… seriously, was it your free gift with purchase of the west wing?

  7. a-rodhoopdogg says:

    they shud put guerilla black!

  8. W@yn3 says:

    that shit hard i seen that shit but that dude did not look like BIGG

  9. Raw711 says:

    no!!! i stick with tupac:Resurection!! let the dude rest in peace,hmmm…maybe he will come back at the premiere!! lmao!! diddy,will fuck things up..he aint done anything decent since biggie died! (ill be missing you) after tha…Nothing!!

  10. a-rodhoopdogg says:

    amen!!!! and prob sounds better also!

  11. JasonShadow says:

    gurilla black looks more like big than gravy does.

  12. carly says:

    hahaahah Kickette! True!

    Or maybe it’s just so heavy that she can’t hold it anymore. Is it me or did Coleen get a little fashion careless lately?

  13. HoneyBee says:

    Huge coat and no wonder she drooped her wallet-wearing that huge coat doesn’t look easy.Hope she uses some of that money to buy a new coat.

  14. MARSHASON says:

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME. BROOKLYN STAND UP.

  15. The Fourth Official says:

    I disapprove of the plastic water bottle.

    I’ll let the rest slide.

  16. Janis says:

    Not to be mean, but is she looking heavy? Anyone? Or is it just me that thinks the coat is totally not working for her here either?

  17. TammyV says:

    There is so much wrong there it hurts… The Coat, the Ugs…THE CRICKET BAG KEYCHAIN… seriously, was it your free gift with purchase of the west wing?

  18. JasonShadow says:

    gurilla black looks more like big than gravy does.

  19. carly says:

    hahaahah Kickette! True!

    Or maybe it’s just so heavy that she can’t hold it anymore. Is it me or did Coleen get a little fashion careless lately?

  20. Susie says:

    Lets not pick on Coleen.

    Clearly she has been watching Gone with the Wind and was inspired to recycle some old drapes by turning them into a coat.

    Scarlett Ohara would be proud, really.

    wink

  21. SofieC. says:

    Okay, so the boots are ugly, but they are SO comfortable!!  Frankly I’m tired of seeing Posh go to her sons’ soccer practice in 6 inch stilettos.  It’s ridiculous.  So I like that Colleen is a “real” girl. The coat I could live without, but I’ve seen worse.

  22. pinky115 says:

    if i was the person behind her, take the money and run!

  23. kekeluv1 says:

    do u know who song the song faith evans to biggie smalls

  24. rjz says:

    biggie is the shit. he knew what he was doing and we should repect him for that

  25. markmccwn says:

    I Hope Diddy Doesnt Mess This Up Like He Does Everything Else

  26. KeaneOnYou says:

    Shame about the coat. She usuallly has quite nice style !

  27. Methoddtd says:

    i dont think this movie is gonna be that great because of the casted actors…i mean why not fking use diddy to act himself? dude still alive, and who better to play that role than him..jus dap a lil face paint make him look younger n there,…and the dude that plays biggies i agree doesnt look like him and i wonder if he can act literally act, in a manner that biggie would.

  28. nwo12 says:

    thats wats up

  29. Vlavlix says:

    shiiiat, totally agree with u bro

  30. Moonie says:

    Im quickly passing over this post as that coat is hurting my eyes!

  31. Dreamgirl says:

    No Carly you are absolutely right. The jacket raises some questions but the boots are horrid!!!! I don’t know about the purse. Coleen looks as if she is contemplating just to leave it there.

  32. Partridge says:

    is she wearing a carpet?

  33. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Its cold but not that cold here just now !! Boots not forgiven in the circumstances. The coat looks like a bad blanket. Too ugly to be curtains ! Hi Dreamie

  34. Mrs. John Terry says:

    Oh Coleen, what were you thinking? This coat thing is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen! Hideous.

  35. cristina_juve says:

    WAGs don’t let other WAGs wear Uggs.

  36. aristeia says:

    Maybe that’s her finding the wallet after days of desperation? That coat is awful.

  37. Ray says:

    this movie is gonna be that fire!

  38. CSaise says:

    This guy doesn’t look like biggie.

  39. rae rae says:

    WHY WHY WHY ISNT THE NOTORIOUS MOVIE PLAYING IN KELOWNA BC CANADA??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? HEARTBROKEN

  40. klyn312 says:

    It looks to me like her wallet is running away from her in embarrassment… I wouldn’t want to be seen with her in this coat either- and I adore Colleen. (and yes, it appears she has picked up some “winter weight” but I think it is due to the combo of this hideous coat/boot choice and her short stature.)

  41. AJ says:

    That coat hurts me. I’m having a physical reaction to it’s hideousness. What in the hell is wrong with that girl? Janis, I don’t think she’s gaining weight but I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s common for new brides to pack on a few after the wedding. I never starved myself to get into my gown but I admit to being *very* careful with food. After the wedding, I relaxed on the dieting for a couple of months out of sheer diet exhaustion.

  42. Squee says:

    Revolting boots – there are some much nices furry flats out there. They look like an ?8 a pair cheapu Ugg copy from the local market. Maybe one of the other wags dared her to wear that coat. Or carpet. It looks a bit like a flasher’s jacket – maybe a cheeky flash is part of the dare?

  43. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    *Falls over laughing at this post* And I agree with Cristina_Juve – WAGs don’t let other WAGs wear Uggs. Those things are hideous.

  44. lose that girl says:

    I can forgive the boots – when it’s cold, you want toasty tootsies – but the coat? Of all the coats that she can afford, why did she pick the ugliest one?

    lose that girl blog