April 9th, 2007
Coleen’s 21st: The WAGs in Attendance
Sherree Murphy, Nicola Carragher, Justine Mills (owner of designer boutique Cricket), Coleen McLoughlin, Alex Curran and Abi Clancy
Justine: Listen up bitches, I don’t want any of these clothes returned to the shop with beer, lipstick or other unidentified stains on them. I’m looking at you, Clancy.
Abi: Whatever, Justine. I’m skinnier than you and fabulously happy. Look how fabulously happy I look.
Alex: I’m the fabulously happy star here. I know it. You know it. Even with my bloated carb face, I am the queen. No one else can wear an aubergine set of drapes like this.
Sheree: Stop fighting girls, this is Coleen’s night.
Alex: Oh, go back to your typist job at Manpower, Sheree. This is a party, not a gathering around the water cooler.
Sheree: I’m wearing Chloe, darling, which trumps your Philip Armstrong fabric concoction. By the way, have you seen my husband’s bottom? It’s like a peach, I promise you.
Alex: Stop touching me Abi. Stop trying to push your way into the picture.
Abi: I wouldn’t have to touch you if you’d give me a little space. Stop bogarting the pose.
Alex: I swear, if I had hands, I would scratch your eyes out.
Justine: Speaking of hands Nicola, yours are making me uncomfortable.
Coleen: I would kill for a cheeseburger. Maybe I can get Wayne to make a run to Mickey-D’s.
A few people have started their classes already and she is waiting for the rest to respond.
What in the name of all that is holy, is Alex Curran wearing?
She looks awful.
…..that was so funny i think i concocted a spontaneous pneumothorax!!!
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
*high-fives cate and kickette*
lol, nice catty one liners, gals. you’re all hired.
PS: admitting your girl crush is the first step to getting help. well done <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
We follow humbly in your footsteps, Kickette. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
You’d think Justine Mills would have better things inside her closet. She looks like a fat pregnant hippie lesbian.
And please don’t tell me that sleeves-longer-than-hemline is the “in” thing this season.
Alex’s dress looks like it’s been sewn from the hem up. And when the designer got to the neckline, he just gave up.
—ballack’s missing hair
R.I.P.
hahaha! i love this post.
i swear i have a girlcrush on nicola.
cate:
ooh, that razor-sharp wit!
Coleen and Abi are the classiest girls in the picture.
*universe explodes*
And WTF Curran. Can’t Stevie’s money buy you a little taste?
good god that was a amusing post.please do more like this one.