May 21st, 2012
Comings & Goings: Javi Garcia, Irina Shayk & Robert Lewandowski
Car services and elite access airport lounges worldwide had a busier Monday than normal it seems, Kickettes.
Javier Garcia, for example, pulled on his least obscene Playboy t-shirt, gelled his hair way up into Mario Gomez’s airspace and hitched a ride to Las Rozas to report for Spanish NT Euro 2012 training duty with several others. Then there was Irina Shayk navigating Nice airport’s treacherous arrivals terminal with her monogram luggage most convincingly. Even Poland’s Robert Lewandowski put his back(pack) in to it as he politely bypassed the autograph eager fans outside his squad’s Euro 2012 training camp hotel.
Our staff wasn’t nearly as fortunate as these frequently travelling folks. We, the standard class, spent most of today toiling and slaving over the vertiginous stacks of work on our desks using meager rations of cheap vodka shots and expired Crunchie bars to fuel our aching bodies.
To the working Kickettes amongst us, you feeling our summer’s-almost-here-but-isn’t-c’mon-you-slow-poke pain?