May 21st, 2012

Comings & Goings: Javi Garcia, Irina Shayk & Robert Lewandowski

Car services and elite access airport lounges worldwide had a busier Monday than normal it seems, Kickettes.

Javier Garcia, for example, pulled on his least obscene Playboy t-shirt, gelled his hair way up into Mario Gomez’s airspace and hitched a ride to Las Rozas to report for Spanish NT Euro 2012 training duty with several others. Then there was Irina Shayk navigating Nice airport’s treacherous arrivals terminal with her monogram luggage most convincingly. Even Poland’s Robert Lewandowski put his back(pack) in to it as he politely bypassed the autograph eager fans outside his squad’s Euro 2012 training camp hotel.

Our staff wasn’t nearly as fortunate as these frequently travelling folks. We, the standard class, spent most of today toiling and slaving over the vertiginous stacks of work on our desks using meager rations of cheap vodka shots and expired Crunchie bars to fuel our aching bodies.

To the working Kickettes amongst us, you feeling our summer’s-almost-here-but-isn’t-c’mon-you-slow-poke pain?

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20 Responses to “Comings & Goings: Javi Garcia, Irina Shayk & Robert Lewandowski”

  1. jenni says:

    Jealous bitches here! Why is everyone talking about why was she at the cannes? Um im am pretty sure there were other models there like….hmm, let's see Natasha poly, biaca balti, babara palvin, anja rubik, lui wen, naomi campbell, etc. Im pretty sure they all was there to promote their brand.

  2. Ashley says:

    Does it make your sad life better when you post mean things about someone you have never met. Does it make you feel like a man.

    • Lady Obvious says:

      Ashley, did you forget your medications, or just your grammar rules? See, I used something called a question mark there. Plus, unless you know any of the Kickettes, you are just posting…mean things about someone you have never met. So, do YOU now feel like a man?

    • Dee says:

      LOL You're sound like an angrier man than anyone else on here! Why are you so offended by the fact people are questioning why Irina is going to Cannes? She's one of my favorite models and even I think it's kind of funny how she'll be at movie premieres and red carpet events just to wear a gown and get photographed. Just because she's beautiful doesn't mean anyone who questions or criticizes her is jealous or living in a basement ;)

  3. Ashley says:

    You ugly bitches are still riding Irina's coattails as ususal. Why don't you'll get off the couch in your basement and get a life.

  4. tashy says:

    I luv cristiano nd so obviously she’s part of da package her style rocks mi socks she’s so beautiful nd truly an amazing model I want 2 see more crisina now this is wat I don’t get she’s a model y does she go 2 events lyk this nd da other 1 da president thing majing she suld be at events lyk da MET gala not presenting awards at mtv euro awards y can’t she be lyk malena costa she’s a model but she’s not at every freakin event nd um who is this javi guy is he spanish nd did nando nd dahveed get called up 4 da euros

  5. jen says:

    javi garcia is so gorgeous! he should be a model.. or at least model more, a la his hair role model mario gomez :)

  6. gigi says:

    Javvvviiiiiiiiiii! He's the only thing I know about Portuguese football, but it's enough.

    • balicious8 says:

      you're doing so wrong. you have to meet portuguese league! ;)

      • gigi says:

        I think I will take your advice on this. So where do I start? I guess Benfica, since Javvviiiiiiiii is there.

  7. carmen says:

    Lewandowski! Ah ahhh <3

  8. Agnes Wonka says:

    I'm dying to see what Irina will wear at Cannes festival xD

  9. Dee says:

    As much as I like Irina, this is why I admire models like Candice Swanepoel/Miranda Kerr/Adriana Lima more. They are equally as gorgeous and yet they let their work speak for itself and don't have to attend every red carpet event just because they can. Candice is spending her down time in New York with her mother, instead of walking the red carpet at Cannes and sailing aboard a yacht like I'm sure Irina will be doing ;)

    The only models that should be at Cannes are the ones who work for L'Oreal or the ones who have movies showing. As much as I like Irina and Bar Refaeli, it's clear they just show up for the free parties, glamour and publicity.

  10. Jayy says:

    Wow still cant believe euros are happening so soon!

  11. sarah says:

    irina`s outfit is nice..but the lips and the hair ruined it.

  12. Anon says:

    Irina Shayk is going to the Cannes film festival for… why?