March 17th, 2011
Concert Clotheshorses: Serie A Style Commentary
Image: Vogue.it.
Every now and then, there comes a time when we’re faced with paramount levels of crushed velvet and form-fitting vest adversity. On one particularly hellish occasion, both managed to defy the laws of footballer fashion in a boundary-crossing velveteen wasitcoast crusade.
For Italian footballers, however, we normally avoid such cases of the stabbies since they hold a disproportionate amount of the world’s good-looking luck. And where there’s three-fourths of gold couch eyecandy, there’s usuallys able-bodied lady friend, girlfriends or wives nearby to keep them company.
After a Kylie Minogue concert in Milan last week, Inter Milan’s Giampaolo Pazzini and Juventus players Leonardo Bonucci, Vincenzo Iaquinta and Claudio Marchisio joined in on the Dolce&Gabbana-hosted celebratory festivities. While this foursome may not be the fiercest, finest or fittest reflection of the quality studs seen playing for Serie A sides, we’re working with what we’ve got here.
So in the spirit of competitive cattiness, who wins your style snaps?
A) Silvia Slitti’s use of ice queen costumery in conjuntion with sunscreen/Giampaolo Pazzini
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B) Hands down, the hottest twosome of the evening: Leonardo Bonucci & Martina Maccari
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C) Vicenzo & Arianna Iaquinta
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D) Claudio Marchisio’s piercing pupils, which shatter our glass compounds (because we live big, as you’d imagine) and were a clever distraction decoy from his date, Roberta Sinopli
marchisio wife luck(운빨좋네 마르키시오 부인), 마르키시오 ㅄ(marchisio crazy)
Claudio Marchisio I hate that he is soooo goodlooking. That boy makes me go EPIC FAIL! Love him.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I want the boy with the ice blue eyes.
they all look so yummie
Ahhhhhhhhhhh Pazzo!! So so handsome. The only thing ruining that photo is that Figure Skating dancer by his side!!
Bwahahahahaha.
Bonucci and Maccari. Her shoes are absolutely delicious.
i need to see his babie
love your comments! I think I just prefer cutting the women out of the fotos and having a "your picture here" insert … but if I had to vote, I love the Iaquintas since he's one of my favorites anyway.
Like peanut butter and jelly, footballers and bad jeans just seem to go together. Also, definitely at Silvia's dress back in my days as a figure skater.
Bonucci and Martina. Hard to go wrong with a little black dress and a guy in a white shirt and black skinny tie.
The Bonucci couple and Marchisio's eyes win
Yup. Bonbon wins.
Well since I have a general disdain for distressed denim, I would go with the Iaquintas (the Iaquinte?). Vincenzo could've done without the scarf, and I might have chosen a different color shirt as white shirt+ black vest looks a little wait staff-y to me, but I think Arianna looks lovely.