March 17th, 2011
Concert Clotheshorses: Serie A Style Commentary
Every now and then, there comes a time when we’re faced with paramount levels of crushed velvet and form-fitting vest adversity. On one particularly hellish occasion, both managed to defy the laws of footballer fashion in a boundary-crossing velveteen wasitcoast crusade.
For Italian footballers, however, we normally avoid such cases of the stabbies since they hold a disproportionate amount of the world’s good-looking luck. And where there’s three-fourths of gold couch eyecandy, there’s usuallys able-bodied lady friend, girlfriends or wives nearby to keep them company.
After a Kylie Minogue concert in Milan last week, Inter Milan’s Giampaolo Pazzini and Juventus players Leonardo Bonucci, Vincenzo Iaquinta and Claudio Marchisio joined in on the Dolce&Gabbana-hosted celebratory festivities. While this foursome may not be the fiercest, finest or fittest reflection of the quality studs seen playing for Serie A sides, we’re working with what we’ve got here.
So in the spirit of competitive cattiness, who wins your style snaps?
A) Silvia Slitti’s use of ice queen costumery in conjuntion with sunscreen/Giampaolo Pazzini
B) Hands down, the hottest twosome of the evening: Leonardo Bonucci & Martina Maccari
C) Vicenzo & Arianna Iaquinta
D) Claudio Marchisio’s piercing pupils, which shatter our glass compounds (because we live big, as you’d imagine) and were a clever distraction decoy from his date, Roberta Sinopli