March 17th, 2011

Concert Clotheshorses: Serie A Style Commentary

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Every now and then, there comes a time when we’re faced with paramount levels of crushed velvet and form-fitting vest adversity. On one particularly hellish occasion, both managed to defy the laws of footballer fashion in a boundary-crossing velveteen wasitcoast crusade.

For Italian footballers, however, we normally avoid such cases of the stabbies since they hold a disproportionate amount of the world’s good-looking luck. And where there’s three-fourths of gold couch eyecandy, there’s usuallys able-bodied lady friend, girlfriends or wives nearby to keep them company.

After a Kylie Minogue concert in Milan last week, Inter Milan’s Giampaolo Pazzini and Juventus players Leonardo Bonucci, Vincenzo Iaquinta and Claudio Marchisio joined in on the Dolce&Gabbana-hosted celebratory festivities. While this foursome may not be the fiercest, finest or fittest reflection of the quality studs seen playing for Serie A sides, we’re working with what we’ve got here.

So in the spirit of competitive cattiness, who wins your style snaps?

A) Silvia Slitti’s use of ice queen costumery in conjuntion with sunscreen/Giampaolo Pazzini


B) Hands down, the hottest twosome of the evening: Leonardo Bonucci & Martina Maccari


C) Vicenzo & Arianna Iaquinta


D) Claudio Marchisio’s piercing pupils, which shatter our glass compounds (because we live big, as you’d imagine) and were a clever distraction decoy from his date, Roberta Sinopli


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13 Responses to “Concert Clotheshorses: Serie A Style Commentary”

  1. god says:

    marchisio wife luck(운빨좋네 마르키시오 부인), 마르키시오 ㅄ(marchisio crazy)

  2. 201Özil says:

    Claudio Marchisio I hate that he is soooo goodlooking. That boy makes me go EPIC FAIL! Love him.

  3. aninjasdream says:

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I want the boy with the ice blue eyes.

  4. Terry says:

    they all look so yummie

  5. GigiSantaCruz says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh Pazzo!! So so handsome. The only thing ruining that photo is that Figure Skating dancer by his side!!

  6. Alexandria Samuel says:

    Bonucci and Maccari. Her shoes are absolutely delicious.

  7. balicious says:

    i need to see his babie :D

  8. chefdi says:

    love your comments! I think I just prefer cutting the women out of the fotos and having a "your picture here" insert … but if I had to vote, I love the Iaquintas since he's one of my favorites anyway.

  9. Elisa says:

    Like peanut butter and jelly, footballers and bad jeans just seem to go together. Also, definitely at Silvia's dress back in my days as a figure skater.

    Bonucci and Martina. Hard to go wrong with a little black dress and a guy in a white shirt and black skinny tie.

  10. elephantmousie says:

    The Bonucci couple and Marchisio's eyes win

  11. Rossanera says:

    Yup. Bonbon wins.

  12. Leya_S says:

    Well since I have a general disdain for distressed denim, I would go with the Iaquintas (the Iaquinte?). Vincenzo could've done without the scarf, and I might have chosen a different color shirt as white shirt+ black vest looks a little wait staff-y to me, but I think Arianna looks lovely.