October 2nd, 2009

Confusing Clothes: Pato and David Beckham

Pato shows men an easy way to look beefy. Puffa jacket inside the jumperDavid Beckham
As we know, WAGs aren’t the only ones to push the fashion limits of acceptability – the players often like to do a little creative styling whilst in a public arena too.

Let’s examine two recent footballer outfits messing with our sartorial senses.

Pato posing in a new Nike photoshoot.
It’s a puffa jacket underneath a hoodie.
Hoodies are the new… the new what? Air system? Environment?
Aren’t puffa jackets at the top of the outerwear food chain?
Unless you’re going to drape some sort of braided mink scarf over that bad boy and hit the show/club/afterparty/hotel (in which case, where’s your cuff-links, mate?) you’re done.
Get down with the goose down!

David Beckham at the Adidas James Bond originals collection launch.
It’s a dress shirt, and tie. Under a paper thin sweatshirt.
Sweatshirts are the new suit jacket.
For the man who needs to be both formal and streetwise – you can wear your cuff-links, identify all six types of caviar at the meet-and-greet, but be able to throw down on the 1s and 2s at the show/club/afterparty/hotel.
Don dada!

Help?

Link: Victoria Beckham Upstages Her Own Husband
Link: David Sims and Karl Templer for Nike Sportswear feat. Pato

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10 Responses to “Confusing Clothes: Pato and David Beckham”

  1. danielle says:

    anyone know who makes that sweater/dress shirt?

  2. Fer_Lahm says:

    Naynay at both

  3. Dutchlovesvermaelen&Torres! says:

    Its a FAIL for me….Pato looks cold, and DB smh no, i cant even defend his sexy ass this time

  4. Chris says:

    stop smoking crack, peeps, David looks hawt! I'm want the sweatshirt NOW! I'm going to that Adidas store tomorrow to find it and get it or where i can get it.

  5. mrs aaron ramsey ('pool fan) says:

    i really don’t give a….. about pato’s clothes the man looks damn good and that’s all we need, hell he could not wear clothes for all i care!!!!

  6. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    Pato just looks like he's really really cold. David… I can't even vouch for that. Its terrible.

  7. aristeia says:

    It looks like it may be a puffa vest. Yet, that doesn't seem to fix the conundrum either…

  8. Lala says:

    OMG, that look is so wrong. Not even Becks can pull it off!

  9. Kile says:

    Pato looks hot. And I feel dirty.

  10. I actually think Pato looks a lot better than Beckham.