April 26th, 2012
Coupe De France: Who The Ruddy Hell Are Quevilly?
Quevilly defender Cedric Vanoukia. Kind of like Pepe, only less likely to be the victim of a practical joke involving Kaka. Image: BERTRAND LANGLOIS/AFP/GettyImages.
The reason you’ve never heard of Quevilly is because they’re from the third tier of French football. Your favourite fluffy football web resource never delves that deeply into the murky depths – our manicurists hate us enough as it is – so we’ve managed to overlook the existence of this club for as long as humanly possible.
Unfortunately, now our laziness has backfired in our faces and Quevilly have rather inconveniently beaten off all comers to make it through to the final of France’s premier football cup competition. Which means we’re practically obliged to throw a sultry pout in their direction.
They better have something worth staring at.
Point Of Interest No.1
Image via l’equipe.
Name: Anthony Laup
Favoured Position: Midfielder
Kickette Qualification Event: Brandishing a bubba whilst looking hot.
In Other News: Anthony scored the last minute goal that beat Rennes and took his team to the final. Hot and useful!
Point Of Interest No.2
Image: KENZO TRIBOUILLARD/AFP/Getty Images.
Name: Pierrick Capelle
Favoured Position: Striker
Kickette Qualification Event: Making the Kickette Cougar Division feel slightly guilty about their aspirations towards his nethers.
In Other News: Don’t panic. Despite looking like he may still be in nappies, Pierrick is actually twenty-five. As you were, people.
Image: JEAN-FRANCOIS MONIER/AFP/Getty Images.
Names: Frederic Weis (mounter) & Karim Herouat (Mountee)
Favoured Position: It’s obvious, isn’t it?
Kickette Qualification Event: Manlove. Hours of thrillingly pleasurable manlove.
In Other News: It isn’t just these two, y’know. Manlove in all it’s beautiful articulations is rampant in this club.
Seen anything you fancy, Kickettes?