December 10th, 2010
Cover Boy: Landon Donovan For Outside Magazine
Photos copyright Outside Magazine/Peggy Mirota
We’re warming up to the Landon Donovan situation, Kickettes.
Sure, we love the L.A. Galaxy/USMNT star’s fun and sarcastic tweets, banter about his hairline with both fans and chit chat with his woman. (FYI, we kind of love her because of her best lyric tweet eva.)
But really, we’re all over Mr. D’s latest photoshoot. Homeslice is w-o-r-k-i-n-g it out on the cover of the January 2011 Outside magazine.
Mr. Donovan’s excellent photo spread has reminded us that despite being the #1 authority on all things fluffy and footy, we’ve yet to obtain our doctorates in male anatomy (and probably never will now due to the current dismal state of affordable education), and thus, must seek to constantly learn new lessons and share our key insights with the masses.
Goodness that was a long arse sentence with little coherency.
Anyhoosies, here are some lessons we’ve learned from Landon:
(Lead photo, above) 1. We will never underestimate the power of a dimple again
2. The world needs more hairy-chested men
3. Everything and anything is better in water.
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