June 28th, 2011
Cover Girl: Abbey Clancy For Esquire UK
Images via Esquire/Solve Sundsbo.
Hey fellas? We know you’re there. Don’t say we never did anything for you.
Presented with little (but colourful) commentenary is Abbey Clancy’s first post-pregnancy editorial for Esquire UK. Adjectives are really the only words that come to mind for us: scorching, smokin’, gorgeous, hot, drool. Okay so that last one is a verb, but you can understand that our mental wires have become jumbled after viewing the future Mrs Crouch’s flawless photo set. This is why a dirty game of Mad Libs never seems to work out for us.
In the article, Abbey claims that she was an ugly child who had natural jet black hair and was addicted to fake tan, which made her look a bit like a Native American. Right. And we’ll stay sober this weekend.
Abbey looks amazing, yes?