January 9th, 2009

Theo and Melanie: Crisps and Cardigans

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Good to see Melanie Slade continuing her descent into true Waggery by going with the all-trends-all-the-time look so favoured by WAG queens like Alex Gerrard. 

Let’s see here… we’ve got the ruffles with corset belt, stirrup tights and… a cardigan.  What’s up with that cardi?

Meh, it’s Friday. We’ll take pause on the combo and spend our energy watching the clock tick. Your thoughts on Mel’s fash-choices? 

FYI, Theo and Mel were out at the “Do Us A Favour” Walkers crisps launch.

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23 Responses to “Theo and Melanie: Crisps and Cardigans”

  1. CJ says:

    i don't care for her and theo looks like he belongs in a boy band in this photo, yuck.

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    The cardie is the only thing I like about her outfit. Can’t stand her, not sure I have a legit reason, it’s just an unexplained hatered and I embrase it.

  3. FirstTeamCoach says:

    The dress………….words fail me………..yukky. The belt is okish, the cardie is okish if worn with jeans, the tights – no no. Theo, I like facial hair, but it does him no favours, other than that he is looking good, and certainly better than the nonwag wag thats holding on to him!

  4. VictoryFord says:

    i dont like her. she goes on about being "normal" but then gives loads of interviews. Its a shame coz she looks sweet. The Cardi is the only bit i like, but not with the outfit. Just plain wrong.

  5. Becca says:

    I like the dress :/ and theo looks gorgeoussssss :)

  6. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    The cardie is the only thing I like about her outfit. Can’t stand her, not sure I have a legit reason, it’s just an unexplained hatered and I embrase it.

  7. Avenath says:

    Looks like ruffles threw up all over her…urrgghh…

  8. Mel says:

    I hate her.

  9. Susie says:

    Im all for quirky-ness but that is just one God awfull outfit. I dont even know where to start…

    Having her hair up would have been much better fo the high neckline of that “dress” ( what is it? I dont even know what to call it )

    The cardigan looks like it has a weird fit but maybe its just the ruffles that are in the way.

    The tights are gross.

    But the shoes seem OK.

    Love must be blind cause if that was my girl, I would have made her go home and change!

  10. HiL says:

    cute couple! i didn't like her outfit as well.

  11. banri says:

    i dont even like walcott, but they look very cute together.

  12. nyclfclvr says:

    RE: Mel – I wish the 80s would just leave already. Sigh. And, if Theo is going to do the facial hair thing, he needs to commit. That quasi-stache is fully skeezy.

  13. Dreamgirl says:

    Not impressed with her outfit. I think the cardie is the 'Look. I'm a regular girl' bit of it. Theo looks nice though.

  14. autumnmaple101 says:

    Horrible outfit on Mel. Theo looks good though.

  15. carly says:

    Aw they look so cute but I'm just looking at their faces because that outfit is terrible.

  16. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Love the cardigan, but not with that. It's pressing down on the ruffles.

  17. lose that girl says:

    Mmmmmmm……crisps.lose that girl blog

  18. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    i like what theo is wearing i dont like the facial hair. the only things i like about her outfit are the belt and the Cardi i just wouldnt wear them together

  19. Pingu says:

    eeek, theo has a pornstache going on there. it baffles me almost as much as stirrup tights. i like the cardigan, but the wearer not so much.

  20. Paris says:

    not a cute outfit but cute couple!

  21. klyn312 says:

    meh, who is even looking at her… Theo is growing into a Finest 5 contender!! yummy!

  22. Tres Bien says:

    I am so sick of her… for no apparent reason.

    Just own up to the wagdom, already!

  23. carly says:

    Aw they look so cute but I’m just looking at their faces because that outfit is terrible.