September 29th, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo: Everyone Wants a Piece

Cristiano Ronaldo
It would seem that perhaps whatsherface Gallardo isn’t quite so crazy/stalktastic as we may have thought.

We all know Cristiano’s insane talent, dedication to removing his shirt after matches (whilst shunning the evil that are base layers) and extensive man bag collection make him pretty damn hard to resist.

It’s also becoming more and more apparent that no one on the Real Madrid squad can contain themselves around him.

As we reported last week, Cristiano’s affair with Kaka has been infiltrated by Sergio Ramos. Now, judging by the above photo of Iker Casillas (at the back) and his hand (in Cristiano’s hair), we have come to the obvious conclusion: Cristiano is a straight up playboy p.i.m.p.

We are most impressed. Cristiano is running this squad, bitches. Take a number, get in the queue, and wait your turn. We’re ninth (soz Benzi).

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13 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: Everyone Wants a Piece”

  1. aristeia says:

    All I can see is how Guti is fascinated w/ the old dude next to him. I'm concerned.

    • shay says:

      That's not some old dude that is Alfredo Di Stefano. Possibly the greatest of all time, deftintely the best to ever play for Madird.

  2. Sam says:

    Haha hilarious lol! Even tho i dont like christiano.. :(

  3. Jane says:

    this is to amy. yes that is who i am on about the guy next to Iker. thnx for telling me!

  4. c9 says:

    I've said it once and I'll say it again, you are the hightlight of my day Cristiano and kickette!!!!!

    Another brilliant read, it made me laugh and smile so big *sighs*!

  5. RONALIZA says:

    CRISSY is the HOTTEST in everything..U R so funny kickette.everytime i see him i stare at him like it is the first time i see him..please guys help me with my problem with him irealy love him..please help i will be waiting for you..

  6. Lidoli says:

    CR is da' MAN at Real!!!!!

    why wouldnt he ????….he is HOT, HOT, HOT!!!

  7. Zatti says:

    so very true! cris is irresistable!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Jane says:

    Cristiano looks hot here and doesnt seem to mind Iker touching his hair, but who is the guy on the far right next to Iker? This made me laugh so much because of the truth behind it to a degree x

  9. shay says:

    Not a dry pair of panties in the house!

  10. Amy says:

    is that higuain next to Iker? kind of cut off in the frame of the photo. is that who you're asking about?

  11. Genghis says:

    ". . . . Cristiano's affair with Kaka has been infiltrated by Sergio Ramos . . . ." I can't stop laughing. You guys are funny, but this takes the cake. Is Cristiano now a political ideology or a secret society that has to be infiltrated to gain access? You guys are funny as hell. That's why I visit once in a while to get a good laugh.

  12. ferzie says:

    very true=)