September 29th, 2009
Cristiano Ronaldo: Everyone Wants a Piece
It would seem that perhaps whatsherface Gallardo isn’t quite so crazy/stalktastic as we may have thought.
We all know Cristiano’s insane talent, dedication to removing his shirt after matches (whilst shunning the evil that are base layers) and extensive man bag collection make him pretty damn hard to resist.
It’s also becoming more and more apparent that no one on the Real Madrid squad can contain themselves around him.
As we reported last week, Cristiano’s affair with Kaka has been infiltrated by Sergio Ramos. Now, judging by the above photo of Iker Casillas (at the back) and his hand (in Cristiano’s hair), we have come to the obvious conclusion: Cristiano is a straight up playboy p.i.m.p.
We are most impressed. Cristiano is running this squad, bitches. Take a number, get in the queue, and wait your turn. We’re ninth (soz Benzi).