January 20th, 2011

Cristiano Ronaldo: Faceballs Redux

If there’s one thing you can say about Cristiano Ronaldo, it’s that he’s full of surprises. (You can, without serious threat of legal action, also claim that he’s overtanned and buff beyond measure, but that’s too easy for us). We’re thinking more about the baby thing. Ooh, and the rumours regarding his peen(Image via tumblr)

We’re really thinking about that, actually.

But despite his cavalier attitude to reproduction and bronzer application, we know for a fact that if there’s an innovative new movement in football, we can rely on Crispy to be at the forefront, ready to offer his own ‘unique’ spin on things.

Remember ‘Faceballs‘? Yup. He got it covered.

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14 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: Faceballs Redux”

  1. bri_saldana says:

    Love CRIS….there I said it!

  2. SoccerrLoverrr says:

    This man is so gorgeous..he needs to work on his personality though..

  3. Chloe says:

    I know Kickette isn't usually into quoting interviews etc and only really into making funny comments (which I do like) but this interview talked about his son and worth reading besides the cringe worthy pictures/faceballs

    On becoming a father: it’s a different responsibility, but I’m liking it. Of course I change my son’s diapers! It’s not my favorite thing to do in the world (laughs) but I do it.

    On the goal he scored against Atleti: my son goes to sleep early, but my mother told me that the other day, while we were playing, he wouldn’t stop crying and he didn’t want to go to sleep until I had scored. After I scored, he fell asleep within five minutes.

    • RealLisa says:

      I think is fair to give the credit unamadridista. She's really trying and deserves it, when someone's using her work.

      • Chloe says:

        Of course! I assumed everyone would know that is was Unamadridsta's since it's pretty much only her that translates all these articles! Sorry for not including a link to it! I guess I was just too intent on defending Cris and forgot :P

      • Chloe says:

        and just to reiterate, I would never ever ever take credit for unamadridista's hard work :

  4. rubyqueen says:

    what are the rumours regarding his peen.???am i missing something.???:(

  5. Lulu says:

    Crispy! (good one kickette) you do no wrong! I’d still tap that no matter how tanned or over gelled!!

  6. @AgnesWonka says:

    I like him coz apart form having great skills on the pitch, he's very charismatic!
    As you said, full of surprises!