May 18th, 2012
Cristiano Ronaldo: His Ferrari Is Finer Than Messi’s Porsche
Something he also forgot about: his Ferrari car crash of ’09.
Cristiano Ronaldo, the hot piece of walking mahogany from Portugal, isn’t shy when it comes to bragging about himself. Remember last year, when he advised that the reason everyone hates him is that he’s too goddamn rich and handsome for his own good?
This week he was at it again, claiming he was “tired” of being compared to Messi, right before comparing himself to Messi. He thought we’d be distracted by the re-introduction of shiny things not to notice. Nice try, Crispy.
As he explained to CNN World Sport (via ESPN):
“Sometimes it makes me tired … for him too because they compare us together all the time.”
“You cannot compare a Ferrari with a Porsche because it’s a different engine. You cannot compare them.”
Whatever your opinion is about the various ownership benefits of either car, we do take some responsibility for this whole vehicular analogy thing.
Still, we’re praying this doesn’t catch on anytime soon. We seriously don’t have time to learn about cars so we can actually refute these claims.