July 5th, 2011

Cristiano Ronaldo & Irina Shayk: Toned, Tanned & Constantly Touching

Images: Landmark Media.

With his vacay days about to draw to a close, Cristiano Ronaldo has been keen on soaking up what little rays and water he has left.

From what we can gather, he and girlfriend Irina Shayk’s holiday was quite the globe trotting adventure, beginning on a private yacht in Turkey. Unfortunately for C-Ron, he inadvertently ended up in the papers after a couple of his water stunts raised eyebrows.  Reports say he was being ‘reckless and spending’ on his jet ski just before his sailboat nearly collided with a fellow luxury liner. Now, we highly doubt the Real Madrid man was at the helm of his rented water vehicle – and we know for damn sure his girlfriend wasn’t either – so we hardly see the problem with the guy letting loose during down time.

Wait, we spoke too soon. There is definitely something wrong with the guy letting himself get this loose during his down time (if you don’t have 15/20 vision, try this video to see what we see).

Always in demand wherever he goes, Ronaldo wrapped up his week long stint in Bodrum by meeting with the country’s Prime Minister.

Then, late last Friday, we came to find that Iri and Crissy returned to Portugal (Sidenote: in early June the pair did a drive-by visit to Madeira for Cristiano Jr’s baptism) for some last minute beach frolicking on Portugal’s Algarve coast. He was equally busy over the weekend denying his participation in a fake interview that the Sunday Mirror published.

Image: Celebrity-Gossip.net.

We can barely find the strength to go on, Kickettes, yet these Energizer Bunnies are onto the next: Ibiza (with Ronaldo’s son in tow, supposedly). We’ve even lost the will to share Aitor Ocio’s abs on their beach break – that’s how little energy Ronaldo and Irina have left us with.

Wake us when pre-season tours commence?

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110 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo & Irina Shayk: Toned, Tanned & Constantly Touching”

  1. PinkKiwi72 says:

    Why do famous people act out sex scenes in public? Then complain that their photos end up on 'Kickette.com' for example, said photos look professional so wonder if its all a publicity stunt.

  2. mimi says:

    LOL the 2nd pic was on TMZ and they're like "Oh no, they're…just swimming. Oh wait no no hes teaching her how to float…maybe? On his penis?.." So funny! (But sick)

  3. Amy says:

    He looks like he would be the type of guy to give a BJ to any man never mind any whore sucking him dry!!

  4. Sabah says:

    what are they doing in the second image ?!?

  5. Agnes Wonka says:

    Piquira fans rule this site! that's why all our nice comments towards CR/Iri have thumbs down!

  6. linvinnaar says:

    "Indecent" would be a total understatement. BUT I must admit I am surprised they've lasted this long!

  7. Lotte says:

    I have no idea. And I hve no idea why your simpel question gets thumbed-down either.

  8. Agnes Wonka says:

    If I were Irina I would do exactly the same! I mean, which of the CR lovers wouldn't do the same in her place?

    I'd kill to look like her in a bikini

  9. Marina_Isabella says:

    C-Ron has got his beef-jerky-shade, tan on!… lurvely! Iri looks good in that yellow bikineh :P

  10. JJK says:

    Enjoy it, kids. Life is so short…

  11. CharlieGooner says:

    Teresa: “They hate each other and he’s waiting for you to save him” hahahaha…
    Nice one!
    I wasn’t a big fan of these two but that second picture where they look like their having lots of fun in the water got me thinking otherwise… I think its kinda cute of ‘em to just have fun (althou on a beach in front of kids- maybe not so cool)…
    As for him being a non-present dad- maybe we’re reading it wrong because he doesn’t want Jnr to be photographed and thus, he could be spending lots of time with him but nobody is really aware of it. We only know what the media would like us to know… Chill guys! Let the guy live his life to how he sees fit!

  12. Eliz says:

    From the back pictures I get a feeling a man is walking by the side of Cristiano

  13. ndes says:

    i think so…they are wearing the same ring in the right hand…you can see that on their pictures during they in turkey

  14. Dominique says:

    lol you can tell they have a lot of crazy hot sex!

  15. caca says:

    I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! they are so cuteeee together and of course they look so in love together! hope everything going well on them ( Cris, Irina and Junior) ! God bless them :)

  16. LuvinBale says:

    All I can say is that if i was with him I might not be able to resist doing the same thing with him. HA!

    He is sooooo HOOOOOOOOT!!!!
    Hes on vacation with his girlfriend- haven't we all done something "crazy in public"?
    Hello?
    Woops then I guess I'm the only loose woman on this site. ;-)

    I say more power to Irina- suck him dry! hahaha- get it? see what i did there.

    Sorry I start vacation on Thursday and my vacation brain is setting in.

  17. Susan says:

    In the linked video, is she giving him a BJ?

  18. Elsa says:

    I don't remeber him staying that long with a girl. I'm glad he seems mature right now. They really look cute together. Everybody has an opinion but I like this couple a lot. I hope they will end together.

  19. rubyqueen19 says:

    they look so cute together but i wish they would bring cristiano jnr with them.!!

  20. Laura says:

    I didn't like them in the beginnig but now I love them together. They seems really happy together. Let them have fun and live their life. HOT COUPLE !

  21. Sarah, Madrid says:

    After reading comments repeated over and over here:
    I think you should give it a rest about two things: a) Cris being a bad father and not spending time with his kid ( I am really not seeing alot of fooballers being photographed with their kids in vacation too), so really stop the attacking, it is getting ridiclious. b) Irina using Cris or not, the guy is really a pretty famous player who made very smart choices over the years, if she is using him or whatever, he is a big boy, he can take care of himself.

    Yes, bring on the thumbs down!.

  22. Ashley says:

    I wish kickette would get off of Cristiano's D*CK and leave him alone.

  23. JJK says:

    Love them so much! Please have babies together!

  24. Kiki says:

    Kickette your loosing any objectivity.
    Some people can do no wrong with you, while other can do no good.

    • Candice says:

      Spot on.

    • LizzyHS90 says:

      This is a "personal" blog. There is no business attached or this isn't a company owned media site or "owned" by Yahoo like Dirty Tackle. If the people who run this want to have an opinion they can. If people complain about it then go to sites that are not privately owned.

      • Kiki says:

        Are you sure about that??
        Because they lately to me they seem like they are paid to promote some couples and trash the others.

      • Sam says:

        Whether they are paid or not… they DO get advertising revenue. They do most likely have metrics like: no. of hits, no. of comments, etc. which they can then show to advertisers to make more money.

        I don't know if Frankie Sandford's PR team (as an example) pays Kickette… I doubt it, though it would explain their "obsession" with stating how perfect she is… when really she is not that exciting. Same with Peter Crouch's wife… she is pretty… not ohmygodamazing beautiful like Kickette promotes… but hey to each their own.

        However, it seems VERY apparent that whenever there is an Irina / Ronaldo post that people get motivated to comment and view. The negative articles especially, as many Ronaldo fan-girls luuuuurve bashing her and assuming she is the cause of anything wrong with him. lol.

        These posts generate views for them – simple as, and I don't see any objectivity, because they simply look like two very attractive and famous people having fun on holiday, rather than the clearly biased and unsubstantiated negativity being implied, like: "drive-by to see his son" apparently he was there. linking to a grainy video implicating.. .what… that on their boat, in the sea, they hooked up? They are dating… let them be! lol

        • LizzyHS90 says:

          But revenue from where? Google? That is where most blogs get their ads. Every time I come to this site the ads change into something else.

          Like I said, this is a privately done blog. They rag on Sara C. and I like her. When they rag I just ignore it because I remember this is a personal blog and they can have opinions. If you want "reporting" on facts and nothing else then find another site to read. Simple.

        • Agnes Wonka says:

          yes, I agree and I hate people bashing them to support Piquira!

  25. JA7 says:

    LMFAOOO!!! I saw these pics on TMZ the other day, and for the second one they said 'Maybe he was teaching her how to swim' LOOL! xD

  26. ChristinaLFP says:

    seriously people if you have nothing nice to say. please just don't say anything at all. You have no right to be hating on Cristiano. Jelousy is a terrible disease, so to all the haters i hope you get well soon

  27. yeeeehaw says:

    is this porn?!?! lmao.

    God damn cristiano, you are black! I can't even get that dark and im black already. lol.

  28. Kristine says:

    They are so obviously in love. I like them, and don't see anything wrong with them playing around. They are on vacation. I frolic with my bf when we are on vacation, why should they be any different?
    We are fans and pay attention to everything they do, they are just living their lives. What are they supposed to do? stay inside, wear disguises and never go anywhere?
    Geeze…enough with the hating. you can be envious without hate.

  29. The more I see them together the more I think they really care for each other. They look good together. She's growing on me.

    • ochocincosays says:

      *I wouldnt say growing exactly, more of im so used to seeing her glued to his side everytime hes not in uniform. Who knows, despite all the love i have for CR and his family, maybe Irina is good for him. . . a healthy competition for worst dressed XP, and besides it so tiring keeping up the hate for her everytime kickette posts something.

      Does anybody else find Irina's hips . . .interesting? I always wondered what her body looked like un-photoshopped ^_^ LOL

      • ochocincosays says:

        i love how i get thumbed down for saying that in the end theyr good matches for eachother -___-, people around here cant take jokes anymore?

        • xoWinnie says:

          you probably got thumbed down for making fun of how she looks to be honest

          • ochocincosays says:

            so you are trying to tell me that in the pic above in the bright yellow bikini her body looks no different then it does here: http://www.celebritystomach.com/wp-content/upload…
            or here http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-IW8p1I…

            i wasnt making fun of the way she looks, i was pointing out a difference, like i said before her hips are INTERESTING not ugly. I make the same joke about taking style pointers from a WAG on any other post about any other player and its fine. But here the cristiano fan girls are so ready to take any comment about wardrobe as an insult, i just meant to say that because they have similar bad taste in clothing sometimes they can exchange pointers *JOKE*! like i said before its to tiring keeping up all this hate for her. Its unnecessary, and kind of mean and who knows (LIKE I SAID BEFORE) maybe irina is good for him.

            • xoWinnie says:

              i did nothing bu answer your question. your comments should be directed at someone who cared enough to rate your comment in the first place.

        • Agnes Wonka says:

          she looks amazing!

      • WAG2BE says:

        The worst dressed bit was kind of a low blow darling.

  30. Candice says:

    Why is it wrong for him to be affectionate with his girlfriends? He's been in the public eye since he was a teen and I can only recall seeing him in public with like 3 girls. I'd say that's not a lot for an international playboy/footballer. He has been with Irina longer than any of his previous GF, as far as I can remember and they seem to be pretty serious.

    And really, you're going to trust the opinion of the guy who owns TMZ? Have you seen that sleaze on his his TV show? Which is based on his GOSSIP WEBSITE? Really? CR doesn't have to do anything to be in the papers, he is regularly followed and reported on no matter what he does or doesn't do. Maybe some people just choose to live their lives and not let the media dictate what/where/when/why they do things.

    • LizzyHS90 says:

      He is regularly followed in Europe but not in America. America only started talking about him on non-sports sites/shows until Perez Hilton posted that pic of him all wet in tiny white underwear (late 2007), then TMZ picked it up and in 2008 talked about him a lot and then others followed. Many followed after him hanging with Paris Hilton. Then he really got a lot of exposuer in the US. If you want to reach non-soccer watching people then you want to get in gossip sites. I don't "trust" the opinion on the TMZ guy, I agree with him and I have thought for awhile. Especially Irina, she wants the press more then him. She is still refered to as "CR's GF Irina" in America. Not "SI Cover Model" or "Model Irina Shayk". They rarely say her last name.

      Nothing wrong with showing affection but dry humping in public is a little much IMO.

    • LizzyHS90 says:

      And just because he has had a couple GFs doesn't mean he hasn't had many, many ONS/hookers/affairs. Rember the hooker orgy in 2007? You think that was the only one he had? If you do then I'm going to laugh.

      • xoWinnie says:

        k…relax. that was 2007. this is 2011. he's matured. he has a son. he's made mistakes. he's in a serious committed relationship now. they've been together for some time now. why are you bringing up the past? his relationships then are just that–past. get a grip, they seem happy together.

        • LizzyHS90 says:

          That is your opinion. I have heard otherwise. He was still making those "mistakes" in 2010.

          • xoWinnie says:

            for someone who despises Cristiano and this relationship as much as you seem to, you sure do happen to "know" a lot about him. i'm sure if these allegations held any truth to them, they would have been on this site pronto.

            • Kristine says:

              I think some of the Kickettes are a little too ensconced in their own fantasies, and can't understand that he's JUST A PERSON.

            • LizzyHS90 says:

              I don't despise CR. I never said that. I think Irina is Fake and using him and I think his behaviour since he got his son has been gross. I use to be a big fan of his. That is why I know a lot.

              • xoWinnie says:

                i don't really mind Irina. she doesn't bother me as much as his exes. you brought up Merche and Nereida. just–no. in retrospect, i think Merche was really in love with him. he was just very immature. no one could compare to Nereida though. i hope nothing like that ever plagues his life again. if Irina IS using him that is really sad. i think she's very dear to him. hopefully, he'll take this as a lesson learned and expand his scope beyond the realm of models and TV personalities. as for his behaviour towards Jr, i think he loves his son very much. i don't have kids and i'm not going to judge his apparently not spend Christmas with him etcetc, but he does a good job keeping him out of the limelight–as he should! i'd be more concerned if i saw him flaunting the poor baby all over town.

              • Agnes Wonka says:

                Irina is not a fake! her beauty is real although you hate to admit!
                how do you know his attitude towards his son? you're talking about sth you defo don't know!

        • Deb S says:

          well said Winnie!

      • Candice says:

        This post / discussion isn't about hookers. He was a single guy and if he wants to screw hookers that's his business. I am talking about people saying there is something wrong with being photographed while on vacay with their significant other. There's nothing wrong with it. And whether it's his 3rd GF or his 100th GF, it doesn't matter. He is arguably one of the most famous athletes in the world, the media will cover him no matter where he goes. He doesn't have to do anything to go out of his way for attention.

        • LizzyHS90 says:

          Your the one that brought up the "international playboy" thing and I just brought up stuff to back it up. He doesn't really need to do anything for attention in the rest of the world, but in the US, he does. Not really anymore but Irina does for sure.

          • Candice says:

            My point was that you acted like it's a crime that he has been photographed with 3 girlfriends. For a professional athlete and someone who is considered by many to be a "playboy", I don't think 3 GF is a lot over the course of the last 8-9 years since he's been in the public eye. And I think if Irina wanted to be famous in the US, she'd have slept with Tiger Woods, not CR. No one who wants to be famous in the US would go after a european footballer since few people here follow it. That doesn't make any sense.

            • LizzyHS90 says:

              I didn't say it was a crime I said that his dry humping in public and in front of children is tacky and that he has done this before. I like cute pics of cute couples on vacation. I liked his and Merche's but this Cinemax soft porn he is doing and has done just needs to stop.

  31. Cammie says:

    As usual NO JR. she seems like the perfect Stepmother..

    • Teresa says:

      For your information, the baby was at the beach that day too as well as Cristiano's mother.

    • Kristine says:

      Its not her decision whether Jr. comes with them or not. He's not her child, and they aren't married. Yet.

    • Agnes Wonka says:

      she's not the perfect stepmother coz she's getting used to look after the boy little by little. Getting used to a baby that is not yours takes time!

  32. xoWinnie says:

    Cristiano looks good with his hair wet.
    i mean like…REALLY good….
    like DAMN GOOD! sweet baby jesus!
    lol he should give all that gel a rest
    that neon bikini is really cut eon Irina
    i'm so used to seeing her in ones that
    make her boobs look saggy for no reason.

    for my Brazilian Kickettes, who watched the novella 'Caminho das Indias'?
    doesn't he kind of look like Bahuan in these pictures?
    forgive me if i'm speaking to no one lol

  33. LizzyHS90 says:

    He dry humps all his GFs on holiday. He did with Merche and Nereida. Holiday with Merche was the "classiest" out of the three. At least he was with her in Portugal doing that and not in a Muslim country dry humping Irina from behind (the "letting himself get this loose" pic). I thought there could be nothing worse them him sticking his face in Nereida's nasty crotch on the beach but I was wrong.

    The US hasn't talked about them until the pic of him dry humping her in the water (2nd pic). The CEO guy of TMZ thinks this is all for PR and they know what they are doing so as to have people talk about them and get them in papers. I agree. CR always says he hates the paps and wants to go places on holiday where there aren't any but then he goes to public beaches and acts like this?

    For all of those hating on Shakira and Pique at least they only act like this with each other and this is the first time. This is CR's 3rd time.

    • Teresa says:

      The truth is they hate each other. He is waiting for you to show up and save him! *ROFL*

    • french dressing says:

      Err…yeah, whatever – call me when CR & IR sell private pictures of their first kiss to a gossip magazine.

      Remember when Shakira's boyfriend dropped Shakira off at the airport back in March and they barely acknowledged each other? Any genuine couple about to be seperated by the Atlantic for 6 weeks and you'd have needed a crowbar to prise them apart, but these two didn't want to jeopardise the exclusive million Euro deal they had for pimping out their relationship. Entirely coincidentally, in those pictures he's wearing a Mango outfit, and – lo and behold – the pictures come out on the exact same day he had his Mango promo. Cue loads of questions from attending reporters about their totally-not-for-PR relationship!!

      • LizzyHS90 says:

        Why would they sell private pics of that? That is stupid.

        • xoWinnie says:

          because that's what your beloved Piquira did? she's just raising a point that battles yours.

          • LizzyHS90 says:

            I didn't say Shakira & Pique are perfect. I think they are cute and actually really love each other. I don't think Irina loves CR as much as CR loves her.

            What is the magazine that Shakira & Pique sold their first kiss to? One in Spain I'm guessing.

          • LizzyHS90 says:

            I was saying that you never saw Shakira or Pique dry hump in public before they got together. Even they aren't AS bad as CR's been past and present.

            • xoWinnie says:

              okay that's nice, but Shakira and Pique are a power couple. Shakira kept her last relationship very private. there very few pictures of her Antonio together period. Pique just cheated on like all his girlfriends, so of course he wouldn't want anything to be publicized. they kiss and take pictures have photo ops, and she sings about him! lol! really? just the singing alone–really? blah! don't get me wrong, they are cute, but come on! give it a rest people! CR doesn't talk about his relationship, and neither does Irina really. she's too busy putting her foot in her mouth with statements that have suffragists and feminists rolling in their graves.

              and yes the magazine was Spanish, i believe Kickette posted the link a few weeks ago.

              • LizzyHS90 says:

                Irina might not "talk" about it put her PR team does. That bugs me more then she talking about it. Its an act IMO.

                With Shakira I think people forget how popular world wide she already is. 35 million Facebook followers. That is 5 million more then CR. She has been in a relationship for ten years so she was still pretty young when they got together. This happens a lot when people get out of long term relationships, they act different then they use to. I am watching it happen with my sister. Never a party girl, been with the same guy for 8 years now its hard to recognize her sometimes.
                I just think Shakira is in a whole other realm then Irina when it comes to popularity and her motives behind their behavior.

                • french dressing says:

                  The magazines were Colombian & Miami-based and her brother brokered a deal for 12 pictures worth $150,000 a photo which, if they'd given the money to charity like the Jolie-Pitt's baby pics would have been fair enough, but Shakira only gives other people's money away through her foundation, rarely her own.

                  I think people forget how her career was in the toilet 18 months ago, with sales of She-Wolf her lowest ever for a studio album. Fast-forward a year, steal a load of tracks from other writers that she has to be sued to give proper credit for, pimp out this "romance" for tabloid coverage, strip to her underwear to work the pole, leave her hotel blinds open for the paps and she's back on top!! It would be funny if only she'd leave my football team out of her f**kery…

            • Agnes Wonka says:

              never? you have a problem of memory! they did it, infront of a huge audience during Shakira's concert after the celebration of the CL championship in Barcelona!
              waaaaay more disgusting! Piqué is an attention-seeker, CR doesn't need that coz he's worldwide more popular!

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      Why it has to end with Pique/shakira vs irina/cris thing everytime!

    • Agnes Wonka says:

      I can't believe you're critizining them when Shakira & Piqué are just the same! and worse….they're even more disgusting coz CR and Irina are on holiday and Pique huped Shakira from behind in a concert in front of lots of people!

      they're showing pics of CR and Irina on E! coz they're more popular

  34. Gillian says:

    Oh, those 2 crazy kids are at it again.

  35. I <3 Ramos says:

    LOVE Cristiano's Bod! Waaaaaayyyyy toooooo hottttt!
    Hate what he's wearing! (it looks like an overly-used boxers w/c is a couple of size bigger,, just saying)
    Jealous of whatever her name is … getting to spend her vacay with Cristiano, with an equally hot bod and nice bikini (doesn't find her pretty though)

    …again just saying…

  36. A to L says:

    I love & hate CR7 & I wish hewould find someone decent. I can't stand that Shayk Weight! The moment he dumps her, she will be bad mouthing him to get more attention. I'm surprised they have lasted this long.

  37. Sophie says:

    Sexy couple, I prefer them than Pique and Shakira. Can anybody explain the situation with Ronaldo's son to me, Does he not live with Ronaldo?

    • A to L says:

      I agree about Shakira & Pique, at least the only time you see PDA from CR7 & Shayky is when they are on a holiday & not 24/7 for unneeded attention

    • french dressing says:

      I think he lives with his (CR senior's) mum and elder sister, who has a son about a year older.

      I'm also amazed how I find CR – the vainest greased-up showpony ever to hit the turf – & Shayk – a frickin' underwear model – less tacky and attention-seeking than Shakira & Shakira's boyfriend, whatever his name is. I think he used to be footballer, I'm not sure…

      • Teresa says:

        His mum lives in Madrid. I've read several reports in portuguese mags about her being away from her bf cause he is a policeman in Madeira and cant travel all the time and with the baby now she has to sacrifice her love life. She seems to have some free time now and then though and went on vacation this year to the Azores.

    • Agnes Wonka says:

      I agree. be sure that all the thumbs down you receive are from silly Piquira fans!

  38. Sadie says:

    Oh lord, let the vicious hating begin!

    Kickette, you're usually much better at unbiased 'reporting'! This post seems rather catty for no reason.

  39. Angela says:

    gosh do i wish i was her lol

  40. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Hate or love Cristano, this guy BODY is out of the world HOTNESS!,

    what are they doing in the second picture?!! x_x

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      Yeah about the guradian interview, found it so hilarious, I didn't believe it in the first place! when he spoke about his wealth lol or not that he is friend with Beck like really? or he doen't like women who wore trashy clothes..etc, I would like to date cheryl cole haha!
      Didn't they see what Irina puts on!

      • Sarah, Madrid says:

        sorry Mirror*

      • cisarovna says:

        My favorite part was where it said the first time he was in a plane was after ManUtd came for him… because you know he swam all the way from Lisbon to Maderia every year to see his family.