October 4th, 2011
Cristiano Ronaldo & Irina Shayk: When Bad Fashion Happens To Rich People
Oh Cristiano, how we had faith in you, hon. Perhaps in hindsight, it was all
about intoxication wishful thinking.
Spotted moving his metallic feet and poorly-tailored jeans down the Marca red carpet last night, CR (plus his manager) was on hand to accept the Pichichi award for being La Liga’s highest scorer last season. He rode solo to the ceremony since his girlfriend, Irina, was busying wedding dress shopping in New York City yesterday afternoon.
For her best friend, sillies, not herself!
Ronaldo and Shayk showed their support for one another in spirit as they co-coordinated their his & hers Gucci belts. How quaint.
In our experience, the only way both halves of one couple can look this gaudy is with a helluva lotta money and style advice from Mama Dolores. Please explain if you’ve had different firsthand accounts, Kickettes.