January 26th, 2010
Cristiano Ronaldo: Style Commentary
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Cristiano Ronaldo, how you do keep us on our toes.
This photo of you in your tight white cotton-blend got us very excited. We felt the full F5 love we once had in spades for you return swift and true.
Oh, how we have missed claiming you as one of our imaginary life and lust partners. (Though if we were playing stylist, we would suggest ditching the Eurotrash rat-tail situ on your head.)
But let’s stay positive. We’re not even bothered by the mid-stride ball check. Go ‘head.
The cut of the denim. The patent detailing on the shoes. We can’t deal. We just won’t.
We still believe you can turn things around, baby. We eagerly await your next move. Hopefully, something along these lines.