March 20th, 2012
Cristiano Ronaldo: The Tuesday Two-Fer
Image: David Ramos/Getty Images; REUTERS/Andrea Comas.
Few players can elicit personal place trembles with a flash of their flesh quite like Cristiano Ronaldo. Truth be told, we’re forced to reject close up photos of his valuables on an hourly basis, simply because there are too many of them to publish without us becoming a totally Crispy-based blog.
But we’re feeling generous today and want our readers’ personal places to tremble by taking in two of our favourite Cristiano moments from recent weeks: a six pack shot supplied with assistance from Betis’ defender Nelson Augusto Tomar, and a glimpse of his show-stopping thighs by way of his hotpants from training.
See. Sigh. Share. It’s never not about the three S’s for us.


As athletes they have to be fit but I think it takes more to have those abs.
He is handsome!
His body is perfect!!! Madre mia!
I truly and honestly think that he should be in the finest five… Although he also could be in the Hot H.o.F soon…. I think he's gorgeous!
i can feel ur heartbeats oh lalala
aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww my god <3
No ifs, ands, or butts about it the man is effing HOT! He does just ooze sex, and Kickette my personal places thank you!
this guy is so vain, and yet I like him…not because of his looks or body (which are undeniably hot, of course), but cause he just makes me laugh…even when he's all brooding and in those underwear ads, he makes me laugh…i don't understand it..:)
my god i can not stand this man…..but from the neck down he gets me every time
damn him!!!! lol
The Special one's facial expression on the 2nd photo says alot lol
LMAO Crispy may think he's getting away with the man dukes and gigolo gel hair, but Mou and Khedira know better. Now if only I could stop staring at his thighs…
those abs still have the power!!!
Super smashing Crissytastic
NOM NOM NOM
i look at ronaldo and think sex
and kickette, it's fernando torres's birthday!!!
like, how does such an occurance even present itself? not that I'm complaining
gel or without it…short shorts,or long ones,six packs or just a few muscles,bad dressed or naked.. RONALDO is Hot and im in love with him <3
gel or without it…short shorts,or long ones,six packs or just a few muscles.. RONALDO is Hot and im in love with him <3
thanks kickette
I could identify his six pack out of a line up!
Khedira and Mourinho are totally checking out Ronaldo's ass in those short shorts
I think they both look a little puzzled. Like "Huh….is that the way an ass should look?"
I would "accidentally" lift Ronaldo's jersey too!
He obviously has MAD kickette skillz!
Haven't we seen this picture here before? You're getting obsessed Kickette.
Kickette knows where it's at….RIGHT ON THE RECTUS ABDOMINIS OF RONALDO!
Gotta love his body <3
Something weird about a guy who gels his hair before a training session. AMIRITE?
yep and a guy who wears short shorts to training
Huh? A lot of players do it.
CR7 <3 and OMG! I'm the 1st here