November 13th, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo: The Velveteen Waistcoat

Cristiano... ?

It’s a velvet waistcoat. Over a tight, white long-sleeved collarless shirt. We just want to know why.

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45 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: The Velveteen Waistcoat”

  1. Trisha says:

    This man looks HOT in anything…. and even HOTTER with NOT A THING!!!

  2. I'd have snarky things to say normally about a velvet waistcoast, but C Ron just looks too damn good in it..

  3. Lidoli says:

    Well, I have to admit that some of Cris fashion choices are TERRIBLE (to say the least) however he is TOO HOT and at the end all is FORGIVEN!!!

  4. RONALIZA says:

    you are reading my mind zatti…

  5. Zatti says:

    i think that maybe the reason why he wears stuff like that is because he is so hot that if he wear normal clothes nobody will be able to hold themselves!….. just maybe…..

  6. RONALIZA says:

    sorry miss estonia and


    • MissEstonia says:

      Sorry for what? That I don't agree that the ridiculous 1980s disco video vest is hot? :P Sorry, it isn't. At any rate, let's just tell him to take off the thing and call it a truce.

  7. NinyaC says:

    I think he looks fine *shrug* Just lose the earrings.

  8. sounderslove says:

    And we criticize Iker's fashion sense?

  9. FootballerChick43-"Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I actually like the waistcoat. If he would have a better posture, I don’t think it would look as slumpy as it does at the moment.

    Wow. I just complemented CRon and said that I like boots. It is, quite possibly, the apocalypse.

  10. Jasmine says:

    I know that it’s…different but someone has to say it…

    well why not? he’s cristiano ronaldo, why not is all that I can think of at the moment.

  11. sexychick says:

    chris, you look sexy as always baby!

  12. Ellie says:

    Ladies, ladies, the outfit does suck, but it’s important to remember what’s UNDER his clothes. That’s why I can forgive this, and all his other faults. LOL!

  13. Lolinha says:

    My eyes see the black stud (not talking 'bout Mr. Mahamadou ;) ,but that ear thing), the satin waistcoat with the velvet scarf and I remember the hooker orgies and still my brain is saying: "Get me some of that!". I need help…

    Is there a Kickette remedy/exorcism for this kind of situation? Like: "one part vodka, two parts grenadine, add an egg, a gummy bear, some lighter fluid and oregano; to drink from Iker's glove at midnight whilst singing the CL anthem in Greek."

  14. Susie says:

    Its an odd combination but I dont think he looks bad.

    Id love to see a full body shot though :D

  15. ruby80 says:

    The black earrings are offending me much more than the waistcoat. And the fact that I just know that if we could see the rest of him he'd be wearing pale denim skinny jeans about 2 inches too short.

    And are we sure it's the waistcoat that's velvet? It looks like a satiny waistcoat to me with a velvet scarf. Which might be worse.

    Anyway, it's really irritating me that I still find him hot. It's like bumping into an ex-boyfriend and trying to find things to hate but not really succeeding.

    • bubbly_cheryl says:

      ruby80, i second your comment, in fact couldn’t have worded it better myself- esp. that bit about the ex-bf!

  16. Mel says:

    Back in 2004, during the euro in portugal (i think it was…) when his father was still alive, and he was this young, innocent guy, who cried when he scored a goal, I had a soft spot for him…

    Then his father died, and it has been down hill ever since. And I have seen him up close in Madrid, the first match he played for Madrid. And I was looking at Guti, not Ronaldo.

    Do not like Ronaldo anymore. I think his father’s guidance is missing now…. I don’t remember CR9 making bad wardrobe og girlfriend choises, when his dad was alive (R.I.P.)

    • MissEstonia says:

      I like that, Mel. The first part. I didn't go to see Real play in D.C. this summer cos of Ronaldo, even though he was my hero when he was playing for United, but I went for Guti and Miguel Torres and Raul and all those players that no one else in the stadium gave two cares about. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so!

      • Mel says:

        Excatly, I don't get the fuss about Ronaldo anymore. The people I talked to in Madrid were happier that Real signed Kaka, than Ronaldo.

        Guti is soooo hot, and he gets hotter, the older he gets! OMG the picture of him in the Real museum at Bernabeu… Much improvement since! He is so fun to watch.

        So sad Migi transfered!

    • Susie says:

      Hmmmm….I think Cristiano has much improved over the years.

      I suggest you look up pictures of Ronaldo when he first went to Man U and had that horrible bleach/frost dye job. Thats was scary stuff!

  17. Merel says:

    Darn it…. I desperately want to say he looks crap, man-whorish or just plain stupid.. But he kind of does not.. I think I will go for okay. The back of my mind is saying something else but I am still very in control. So here I go; Ronaldo, you look okay.

  18. Dreamgirl says:

    The waist coat in contrast with the white shirt highlights his amazing upper body. Result!

  19. **Some comments have been edited or deleted**

    Yeesh, chicas let's all remember nothing is to be taken seriously in these parts. It's come one, mock all around here. Now hug.

    • MissEstonia says:

      Hope you don't think my comment was the mass offender…you have to know that I love/loved this man to pieces, right? Honestly! I'm cuddly, soft, and not at all offensive. =] Just covering my own arse here, but there was no malicious intent whatsoever in the gay pirate/Disney/teenage vampire comparisons! Just so you know.

  20. bitterlemon says:

    I love Ronaldo no matter what he wears. Now if there's ever a repeat of the Paris Hilton nonsense, then he wil lose me as a fan forever.

  21. Boston Red says:

    My word… the comments are starting to get out of control and nasty for no reason at all. Calm down girls. Kickette will probably disable comments if this keeps up and I'm sure you all don't want that.

  22. anobha says:

    suprisingly it doesn't look as bad as i thought it would and c'mon we seen him make way way way worse choices than this.this could actually be an upgrade u know………………

  23. bizbost says:

    I think the reason this outfit doesn't work is because of how tight the white shirt underneath the vest is. If the shirt was looser and more volomnious with very loose sleeves, this outfit would totally work. Also, an eyepatch would not be a bad acessory :-)

  24. Kaldy says:

    he looks beautiful ,,, the velvet isnot that horrible girls ,, and he seems a bit sad as well , hate to know he is still injuried miss him playing

    and also Mohammed looks great , I like him a lot

  25. MissEstonia says:

    On the point of the velveteen waistcoat, he looks like some awful hybrid of Legolas, Edward Cullen, and a '90s rapper. Jaysus, boy, please take it off. The white top on its own would've done very nice justice to his body and tan, the waistcoat just makes him look like "I'm from a Disney-on-Ice production, now let me go remove my skating leggings as they're crushing my man parts."

    I thank my computer for, at first, refusing me to see the photo. Let's pretend that whole thing didn't happen, okay Ron? Although I knew Madrid would turn him into a weirdo…first he's under witch (wizard?) spells and now he's dressing like a gay pirate.

    • Rusty (Mrs Clemens F says:

      *laughs off multiple body parts*

      Thanks, your description is really helping me too!

    • Lala says:

      “I’m from a Disney-on-Ice production, now let me go remove my skating leggings as they’re crushing my man parts.”

      Brilliant, Miss Estonia!!! I'm crying from laughing so hard…

      Seriously, I just don't get it. CR has all that money but not a lick of fashion sense. My eyes still hurt from his WHAM! outfit of summer 2008 (silver hot pants and pink t-shirt).

    • MissEstonia says:

      lol! It's just what I saw. There were no better/other/more effective words to describe that. Although you are right, the shiny hot pants were like something out of a space nightmare. I can only hope that he's retired those. But who knows. The most important thing is that we never see this velvet horrorfest (horrorvest? Corny joke!) again.

  26. Mariam says:

    i want to know why as well…. but his pouty-ish face is cute so it makes up for the fashion mistake

  27. Riya (Come on you Re says:

    I'm sorry, can I vomit now?

  28. Emma-Louise says:

    Ok, now usually I dont find Ronando sexy at all…. i find it too much that a guy can stand in the mirror longer then me…. dont get me wrong I like my man looking nice, but theres a fine line between nice and vain….. but in this pic… hello mama….. Ronaldo's sexy! Whoop…. just gonna have a cold glass of water to cool me down…. I would!

  29. Rusty (Mrs Clemens F says:

    The death of Robert Enke has totally triggered me and made me depressed, but looking at CRon in a mullet and a velvet waistcoat makes me laugh, so thanks CRon for helping alleviate my depression!


  30. Aisha says:

    Oh, my. Cris is totally gorgeous. I don't care about the velvet waistcoat. Actually, Cris, it's a bit 90's. IDC. I love you, Cris :)