April 7th, 2008

Hook Ups: Cristiano and Nereida

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Is this Cristiano Ronaldo’s new hottie of the month?

The tabloids are a buzz of late with tales of C-Ron and Nereida Gallardo making the magic happen.  Nereida is a 24-year-old from Mallorca who has apparently been flying over to stay with Cristiano three times a week for fun and Ronaldo-flavoured festivities.  Granted, the red top that is breaking this story is the NoTW, so reliability may not be a top priority on this, but let’s all play along anyway.

Nereida has been spotted in the stands sitting with Nuno, Cristiano’s cousin – who C-watchers mistakenly assumed were dating each other.

And thus, like the sands of the hour glass, the revolving door of ladies in Cristiano’s life continues.  Buh bye, Carolina Patrocinio, we barely knew ye, nor care about ye.

Image: Solarpix.  Cheers to the many readers who sent us this story!

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88 Responses to “Hook Ups: Cristiano and Nereida”

  1. The Grande Dame of the party, Miss Kitty, brings lurid fantasies to life with weekly stage shows, which have featured female mud wrestling, kinky circus acts and a surprise striptease by Marilyn Manson's fiancee Dita Von Teese

  2. maya says:

    did u see that manu arsenal match???
    he did blew a kiss
    bt this spanish girl was not der in the crowd
    i dont think she was at the macth or else it would have been reported by the tabloids
    so may be we can say that the kisses are nt fr her!!!!!

  3. c9 says:

    That’s right RedGirl, that’s why I believe that this thing he’s with will be gone in a matter of weeks, maybe days! There is no love, it’s just the fake boobs that make it all good (hahahahahaha)!!!!!

  4. RedGirl says:

    Muahahaha!! He said he’s a *bit* vain.
    Seriously, this man is unbelievable. He’s never going to love anybody as much as he loves himself <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  5. c9 says:

    nicky xxx, Rusty and RedGirl- Sorry ladies, it’s not what you think <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />  And yes, us Cris lovers already knew about this, especially about the teeth <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    http://www.topnews.in/sports/cristiano-ronaldo-sh…

  6. RedGirl says:

    Surgery?! Oh. My. God. I want the extended version and don’t skip any details please! Don’t know why, but I swear that every time I look at this man, he always makes me laugh (in an evil and b*tchy way <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_laugh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" /> )

  7. Rusty, aka Mrs. Owen says:

    nicky xxx, HA, I KNEW IT!

    Do you remember what kind of surgery he had?

  8. Awwww MXA, you’re an angel, that’s for sure… I find myself completely cured, I found the videos of Nando speaking english, so now I want Elise’s puppies with ribbons on and the sparkly rainbows and whatever she has, because Oh LORD that was the sweetest thing ever. “teammates”… Naaaw.

    And I think I stanf for about three quarters of the viewings of your vid. Cuuuute! Wonderful!

    *Bouncing away to watch Nando again*

  9. Avenath says:

    MrsXabiAlonso, those Nando pix you posted for Malin – thank you, thank you, thank you!!!…sigh…always nice to stare at this beautiful man when things at work are crappy…

    Btw, why are we even discussing C-Ron’s gf?…will this even last?…will this even matter in 3 month’s time when he throws another hooker night?…will it?…will it?…

  10. Becca x says:

    Another One??

    Cant He Keep Girls For Longer Then A Week?!

    I Give It About 2 Months.

  11. nicky xxx says:

    Just to let y’all know ^^ Christiano…has admitted (proved in ok-celebrity news round-up) that he has had cosmetic surgery..soz CR lovers..x He isnt natural..x

  12. kaya says:

    Sorry Ladies, but I really think she’s the one.
    They’re obviously soulmates… or at least from that pic, hair-gel mates. No woner he chose her.

  13. carly says:

    Well, in all truths he’s not speaking spanish, he’s speaking portuguese with a spanish accent. That’s a different thing haha
    Just because he says: es muy bueno, doesn’t mean he can speak spanish, but probably that he’s watched a lot of spanish porn.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />

  14. brandy says:

    No worries Honey Bee about me trying to get a ring from him. I think you were not around when I was saying I just wanted to be the official dirty mistress! We all know he will cheat on his wife and there will be lots of public humiliation for her on a daily basis… hence me wanting to have the hot sex and some bastard children with him, that way I get some of the money too! Plus not being the wife I will keep my mystery and unattainability… the plan seems to be all falling into place *devilishly rubs hands together whilst snickering evily*

  15. Lil' says:

    i have seen the vid
    i think he is far better at spanish than he is at english
    i speak both english and spanish (well, i try to, actually…)
    we are meant to be !!!

  16. Johnna says:

    Two Yellows, I don’t think he did the kiss against Boro because it was an away game and I doubt she was there in the snow. I have seen him do it in a few games though, but they’ve always been at home. I dunno, he’s wearing the away kit but I never saw it at the Boro game.

  17. Kimmy says:

    Ah…everytime I see another headline with some trashy woman headlined as Ronaldo’s girlfriend, my heart sinks <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" /> .  But then two weeks later, I pick myself up again because they are no longer together <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> I will admit that the two pictures of them together are cute, but in the second picture….Ron isn’t looking all that cute! I don’t know what it is ladies, I have been admiring him from a far for years, but lately…it’s something about the face (or the fact that he’s always getting caught with prostitutes) Mehhh…either or definetly a hot body…I find myself thinking about it all the time <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" /> ,but I am beginning to lose all interest in him, except for his skills on the pitch & off the Pitch…in MY DREAMS <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  18. Lisa says:

    This story was first posted on an English Ronaldo Forum months ago, in fact his biggest site. The pics of them were also posted on the forum first, also the main idea some members had, that she might be his ex bro in law’s gf. Just for the record to all those lazy gits who call themselves reporters and journalists: “how about doing ur job properly and not stealing pics or information out of a forum, if u do, then at least say that ur source is a damn internet site!“ fecking c****. Besides she was not seen with Nuno during the matches, but with Z

  19. Gigi says:

    Nice clip C9, but really, who the hell cares what language C-Ron speaks, as speaking is not what I am assuming that he does best.

  20. Two Yellows says:

    Okay, I might be slightly insane (but then again, who isn’t these days???), but I went through all the tape of the Middlesbrough game and I DID NOT see that kiss. If it happened at all, then it must have been after the tapes start replaying the goal. SEEING IS BELIEVING. I’m not going to see any truth in this until I see it with my own eyes. Denial is power.

  21. Johnna says:

    Ahhahaha sorry Malin. You might as well give up now though sweetheart. Struggling is futile. Those toned thick thighs and the washboard stomach with the added advantage of the yumline will not rest until you succumb.

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK Malin, this is the last time I try and save you;

    http://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg265/MrsXabi/…

    http://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg265/MrsXabi/…

    http://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg265/MrsXabi/…

    http://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg265/MrsXabi/…

    This is quite possibly the cutest picture ever taken;
    http://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg265/MrsXabi/…

    If this doesn’t get you away from the devilness of Ronaldo then i’m not sure what will. Oooh I know, watch my Torres video on repeat <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />
    http://www.onetruemedia.com/otm_site/view_shared?…

    I hope I’m not too late to rescue you. c9 leave the poor gal alone <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  23. Portia says:

    oh, and can i just say that two to three months, in my opinion, is not a “serious relationship”.

  24. Portia says:

    i think cristiano’s funny. really, he is. haha, cris. ha freakin ha.

  25. kaya says:

    Actually, he is speaking spanish, not portuguese.
    I haven’t heard him speak english, so I don’t know which is better, but his spanish seems pretty decent from what he said.

  26. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    No problemo Erin, was MY pleasure, you can be sure of that <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    YNWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Erin says:

    Oh my….MrsXabiAlonso!!!  As if my day wasn’t already good enough, having just come home from the pub with a massive Liverpool win and several Magners under my belt….then I see your Torres video!  Love.  Just love.  Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  28. rei says:

    Ronaldo dislikes revealing “Girlfriend”.
    He might be searching people who sold information this time. (I think that Nereida or her friend sold it. It was a Spanish articles that information had come out first. In many cases, it differs this time though the Portuguese articles becomes first.)

  29. c9 says:

    Sorry Malin if this was the vid you saw, I can’t find the other one I like so much. But I will definitely post when I do……. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  30. c9 says:

    Malin- unfortunately I get to read your post before MXA (I Hope) and of course post another sexy and hot Cristiano vid of him speaking in spanish….just for you <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiecdU7NkNE

  31. c9 says:

    Rightfully said Kelly. My sentiments are that it’s a celebration. Anything a player does after a goal will be ridiculed.

  32. Kelly says:

    c9 – those kisses look like they could’ve landed anywhere. including his two injured defenders <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

    but seriously, if you’re gonna “blow kisses” like a girly man – at least put some emotion behind it. that or stop trying to seem like a nice guy with the kisses and throw up the “i love me some hookers” ganster-piece sign and share your true feelings with the world.

  33. c9 says:

    Two Yellows and Johnna- here is a pic of him blowing a kiss at the Boro game. He throws kisses at every game, well just about, so to me it doesn’t mean anything. Every player has there own little quirks <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

    http://i26.tinypic.com/2gvo9w3.jpg

  34. Kiki says:

    Hi girls!!!

    Tottaly agree with you…dont’t think this is gonna last too much…
    All I want is him to find a beatiful girl, who seems nice…polite…weel dressed…clever and with real boobs! Kidding! But maybe with good breast implants that doesn’t look like two balls!

    About the language: babies…even if I were dumb I would go out with him! We don’t need to waste time speaking!!!

    LOL!

    Love this site and your comments girls!!

  35. Oh Im rolling around on my floor right now. Girls, you’re killing me, seriously…

    Aww, Honeybee, It will all get better, look at c9s picture, C-ron promises. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Speaking of which, Johnna, That was sooo bad of you   <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />  I’m already struggling with my dirty mind here to prevent myself from entering that dark side, but everyone knows about my soft spot for the spanish men, right? Well,imagine how stupid it was to go and look for that video of C-rom speaking spanish, Of course, now I find him Incredibly hot. Before, I ususally looked at videos of him speaking portuguese because that totally took away all hotness, and then I could happily return to the man of my life, Nando.

    MXA! I need you here, I don’t want to be in the dark! Help? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/longface.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="long face" style="border:0;" /> *sobbing*

  36. c9 says:

    Let’s see, Merche met all of his family and was often photographed out with and spending time with him and his family. That never lasted and of course doesn’t mean anything to me in my eyes. What he does when she is not there is a different story <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

    I don’t know Brandy, I may be the pity of a wife, but I can also be a freak when need be <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />  If my Cris wants to try another girl he better be sure that I’m included so he can have his private little 3some. I mean if I’m not pleasing him in every possible way, than I’m either very BORING or I’m doing something very wrong!! Trust me, when it comes to dealing with a man, a woman should never be WRONG!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Oh, and MrsXabi, thanks for the fantastic pics of Nando this morning <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  37. Michaela says:

    dno if anyone has seen the sun article but the pic has the headline of Nereida and two “pals.“  Those aren’t her pals, those are Cristiano’s sisters!  Looks like she’s already in with the family!!! Errrrr…here’s the link

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article…

  38. Ella says:

    Ah, he is but young, let him have some fun, time will pass before the sun, soon I am the one touching his bum.

  39. carly says:

    It’s not very hard to master Spanish when you speak Portuguese. But it’s not compulsory to learn it at school, Cesc Lil Bird, very few people do.

    She looks completely trampy. Anyway, it won’t last. Who cares? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  40. The Fourth Official says:

    I’d date him.  Hell, I’d even pick up the dinner tab.  So what if it’s for a week?  It would be a fantastic seven days (and nights)!!

  41. cheryl_xxx says:

    let’s see how long this lasts….my guess is until he a another sip of of thet special water* ma u give their young players!!!!

    * special water gives u the need to sleep with skanky prozzies..
    drinkers of special water: rooney,ronaldo,anderson,nani!!!!

  42. Lil' says:

    when i see the girls he dates, i tend to believe that anyone has a chance to do the same.
    Let’s just have a boob job and dress up like a hooker, ask the sun to be the next p3 may also help
    and no need to speak portuguese, i am not sure they speak a lot…
    still i am a bit jealous of her, she can go to MU matches for free and has C-Ron for her alone sometimes,
    this guy must have a child in each country of the world…

  43. Gigi says:

    It’s early, so I don’t want to be to catty, but those have got to be some of the worst fake tits I have seen, and living in LA, I see a lot, not to mention her chipped tooth, and rather older than"24/25” year old face.  I mean this is a guy that could be dating someone like Giselle Bundchen or Adriana Lima, but no.  And, those two speak his mother tongue.  Here’s a question for all of you Kickettes out there.  Where the hell do these girls meet these guys, and why aren’t any of us making an attempt?  We may not have the orange glow and silicon that ballers seem to lust after, but we have to at least be as attractive as most of the “ladies” that they end up with.

    Please enlighten.

  44. Jacey says:

    Is she holding a number in her hand? The kind you get at the counter when you’re waiting your turn for service?

  45. Emma says:

    I really don’t know why so many girls want to be with Cristiano so much. Aside from the money. But even that couldn’t get me to date him.

  46. LoveLamps says:

    Ronaldo has another hooker – is this news people?  Am I being harsh or bitter?  It’s Monday and I’ll be what I want thank you!  She’s so a Page 3 girl and so not the right woman for him.  c9 is so the right lady for this man!  Then again, Elen is so not the right woman for Frank and yet, he has not dumped her yet.  Just a matter of time people. . .

  47. Oh and it’s compulsory in Portuguese schools to speak Spanish… Well i think so. It’s like their 2nd language.

  48. LoveLamps says:

    Ok I only speak English, but that’s not going to stop me from dreaming about the wet booty pic tonight!  Who needs to speak the same language when he’s that hot?!?  Sorry Frank.  I’ll stop posting about other men now.  You know you’re my only love.  c9 and the rest of the ladies here can have CRon.  I’ve got you.  Well Elen’s got you right now, but it’s just a matter of time.

  49. FT9FTW says:

    I agree, Malin, how she’s definitely much better than…Gemma. UGH.

  50. meh. She ain’t that special… But neither is he 2 me quite frankly. Ok i jus lied! Bad bad Bird! His face irritates me but he has one fine piece of ass

  51. And then those pictures ruined it all.

    Another hooker. Check.

  52. The Fourth Official says:

    Wow, those puppies are *so* fake.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/gulp.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="gulp" style="border:0;" />

  53. I will give them a month. But I think I might like her durign that month. She’s somewhat pretty to me, not like that *thing* Gemma.

  54. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Meh!! Ronaldo has another lover!! Seriously this guy has been through more women than I have vodka’s!!(Note; this is a hell of a lot)

    But thanks for the piccy MrsKickette, no matter what I think about him or his front he does have one fine arse!!!

  55. Shelby says:

    And if you haven’t seen enough of her yet…

    http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg221/shelbysa…

  56. mickyb17 says:

    i have two pics of them togeva i love them already …ok shes not drop dead gorge but still i think its a posh and becks affair (becks:hot!!! Posh:not). They a definitly the couple of the moment for me :D
    http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7924/copyoffne…
    By mickyb17
    http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3025/fcrisyner…
    By mickyb17

  57. RedGirl says:

    So Ronaldo is doing charity, uh?

    Seriously, he changes his girls/skanks as often as he changes his undies (if he wears).

    So, I hear something about this last week. If my math is right that makes at least two weeks. So Nereida has two more weeks to go, the “one- month” deadline is close and probably Ronaldo is already booking a ticket to send her to Mallorca.

    My security word is decision so: Nereida, fish or chicken?

  58. The Fourth Official says:

    Oooh, I get it now.  She’s *this* kind of model.

    http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/04/07/…

  59. The Fourth Official says:

    Does Cristiano speak Spanish?  Err, does he need to?  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

    The pic at the NOTW shows that Nereida is a very amply endowed young lady, but the face is only so-so.  I doubt she’s a AIR QUOTES model AIR QUOTES. 

    But at least she’s not a hooker.  Well done, Cristiano.  Bye, Carolina.  Note to Mrs. Ronaldo, erase Carolina’s number from your filofax.  Another one bites the dust.

  60. Kelly says:

    thatnks, kiki.

    damn it. i thought you were going to say something like ronaldo has already been caught cheating on whats-her-face in a dirty strip-tease/another orgy effectively ending their 10 minute relationship.

    wishful thinking.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

  61. Rusty says:

    Personally, I can understand written Portuguese, but I can neither speak nor write it.

    And I honestly don’t care who CR does.

  62. Kiki says:

    To KELLY…about the article…

    I’ts about a promise that a italian actress Sabrina Ferili did..She promised that if Roma win the Champions League she will do a strip-tease to Roma suporters. so the article says that Ronaldo blew th strip because he made a goal against Roma and United won and now their chances are not so big…

    Nothing to worry about!!!

    By girls!

  63. Kiki says:

    Hi girls!!

    Let me explain something…I’m from Brazil so portuguese is my mother-language just like Ronaldo’s. Portuguese is a latin language and so is spanish, so they’re both quite similar. It’s easy for a portuguese speaker to understand what a spanish say and to communicate with him/her.
    And..Ronaldo speaks spanish very well also!

    About the girl: TIPICAL RONALDO!!!
    Well…he’s 23…he has a loooot of money…he’s hot as hell…the boy wants to have fun…and he always find girls who seem to be good entretainers (if you know what I mean)…

  64. Kelly says:

    Rei – do you speak/understand Portuguese? If so, can you please enlighten us as to what this article discusses:

    http://bp3.blogger.com/_u4tyQTy0UMg/R_dtnNvyeDI/A…

    i don’t speak his native tongue but i believe “stripe-tease” is the same in English and Portuguese.

  65. Elise says:

    TFO-  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
    Hey, whatever is required to get us there, right?!
    (well, you to Cris, me to JT)

  66. The Fourth Official says:

    Me!  Me!  Pick me!!  I’ll be the next heavy up-front tart!!!

    (Well, actually, not so heavy.  Medium actually.
    In a padded bra.  But still tartish!!!)

  67. Filthygorgeous says:

    Cristiano goes through women like water through a faucet!  But like the many befor her, this one will be a blip on the landscape in a few weeks/days time.  Reminds me of something the comedian Chris Rock so rightly said, “A man is only as faithful as his options!“  This couldn’t be more true of young C-Ron. Although lets be honest, I can’t see these two sitting and discussing the writings of Proust – so let him give her a few rounds and then he’ll undoubtedly move onto the next heavy-up-front tart! lol

  68. c9 says:

    HoneyBee- I do hope the coming days treat you better! Cheer up please:

    http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/4/4/6/f_80540…

    http://i32.tinypic.com/33fcpw5.jpg

    How cute my security word is “better65”!

  69. HoneyBee says:

    You girls are such great pals!Obviously Ron has more than enough of energy for all of us and to score goals on the pitch as well <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />
    Mama Dolores is a wise woman-she would totally like us dear pals.People in Portugal are rather conservative-well Ron doesn’t fall into that category but when he decides to get married I think he will become conservative and pick a nice wife(not flashing her fake boobs at anyone type of tramp) who will wait at home while he spends his energy with others. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />*let it be us-wifes or tramps who gets to shag him*
    I know that this plastic-ugly faced-trash-WAG wannabe is probably out of his life and his bed by now.*he will soon be ours-he just doesn’t know it*
      <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  70. Johnna says:

    Oh and yes, he does speak Spanish. There’s a youtube video up if you search. It’s funny to see all the little fangirls “OMG HE SPEAKS SPANISH JUST LIKE ME WE R MENT 2 B”

  71. Johnna says:

    Awww I just love that picture of her, Catia, and Elma. Catia’s beyond gorgeous, I swear.

    And good for him. If she’s the reason he’s in the current form he’s in, then all I say is can we pass her to Giggsy and Scholesy so they can score some goals? Maybe she can help Rio and Vida back faster?

    All joking aside, I think she’s pretty. Boobs are fake, of course, but if that’s hers and his cup of tea then fine.

    And let’s remember, all the “flavours of the week” have been reported by things like the Sun and NOTW with no evidence whatsoever. Why do British people believe those tabloids so much? We have the Star and other trash over here but they are just something to read when you are waiting to check out at the supermarket.

  72. c9 says:

    Hold on a minute…….I have to wait behind who??  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/snake.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="snake" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/snake.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="snake" style="border:0;" />  Just kidding HoneyBee, but I’m right after!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  Cheer up sweety, this thing that’s with Cris shouldn’t be around too long. I mean there were rumours he was with someone named Mia and another girl who’s name started with a “G”, all this in the last month and a half.  Really with Cristiano how true is this!

    Thanks Rei for the link. Yes it’s Mama Dolores to the rescue. You go Dolores, kick her in the ass and tell her to stay out of his pants, I mean his life <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  73. carly says:

    Hey Rei, that magazine also says Nereida works in an elderly home! Yeah, I bet…lol

  74. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, Honey Bee, poor baby . . . you go draw a hot bubble bath and pour yourself a stiff drink and indulge in all the Cristiano fantasies you want.  c9, Brandy and I can wait till you’re <ahem> done.

  75. rei says:

    However, Merche Romero(ex-Ronado’s GF) was disliked though with his family.

    It is said that his mother is denying this relation according to the magazine of Portuguese.
    http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4651/flashfy1….

  76. The Fourth Official says:

    FootballerChick43, what are you smoking?

    I only asked if Cristiano spoke Spanish, because I knew he was Portuguese, and his new lady is from Spain, so hence the question:  can they communicate (verbally)?

  77. HoneyBee says:

    Another TRAMP in C-Ron’s life.It may have already ended(you never know with him or with these gossip magazines who never get their facts checked,unlike our Kickette.com).But there is no way that this will last.She will get her five minutes of fame(and sex with him *I hate her every inch of her plastic face and body*)and he will have another notch on his belt (or whatever). <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shuteye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" />
    Pretty soon we will hear that this awful whore is out of his life.He is still very young and has said many times that he doesn’t want to have a serious relationship or get married before 30(and when he does he will probably pick ME)
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" /> *Brandy,TFO,C9….will kill me* (I’VE HAD AN AWFUL WEEKS GIRLS PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS FANTASY
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  78. goalkeeperette says:

    Ew. Both him and her.

  79. Erin says:

    Wonder if he wears his sunglasses in bed with her, too. LOL!  The man is just vile.  I don’t get it.  The body is hot, but those are a dime a dozen.  I can’t get past his face…the gel, the tan, the diamond earrings.  He’s like a cheesy US frat boy.  There is just no class there.

  80. FootballerChick43 says:

    Someone asked if Cristiano Ronaldo spoke Spanish.. well, he is from Portugal, so my guess is he ORIGINALLY speaks Portugese. Just a guess though.

    Wow. That sounded hateful. I didn’t mean it to, though.

    But mehhhh.. I wish some of these players would look at life like Bentley and put both feet back on the ground. And step away from the golddiggers who are just gonna screw them. Over.

  81. The Fourth Official says:

    Got it, Elise.

  82. Elise says:

    TFO- I’m not sure how often you check your gmail account, so I thought I’d post here and let you know I sent you my JT link.

    (…now let the regularly scheduled Cristiano appreciation/fugly WAG bashing resume <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> )

  83. brandy says:

    She’s a cute WAG – I can be on board with her during her stint in his limelight of, oh, lets say a few minutes until the next one comes along! She looks much better with professional makeup than when she does her own… you’d think they’d pick up some tricks on shoot!

  84. Jenn says:

    Bleh. Typical Cristiano WAG. Another ‘Flavor of the week’ if you ask me. I don’t see why women would want a relationship with him either. He’d break their heart eventually. I sure as hell wouldn’t date him.

    But who knows…if he’s happy with her whatever. If she can tame him- good on her! She’s going to need to. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  85. c9 says:

    Well I’m sure none of you would be surprised to know that I have been following this story for the last month. I find it amusing at the same time the ugh factor comes into play. I hold high standards for my Cristiano’s conquests and unfortunately this one doesn’t rank on my list at all!

    His hooker obsession is something to be desired but at least there is no commitment so I don’t bother. But this supposed 24/25 year old woman is nothing but nasty <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/ohoh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="oh oh" style="border:0;" /> Hate the boobs, the naked pics, the TEETH and someone please help the woman learn how to apply makeup on herself. How nice a supposed model who can’t even put her own makeup on!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    Jacey- LMAO, that was great and I needed that! Maybe I should get in line!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    Emma- For some it may be the money, but for many others it’s more than that. I want him and his body, more than his money. Well let’s be real, I just want a piece of that fine @$$!!!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

    LoveLamps- THANK YOU!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />  Of course I like to think that I am the only one for him, but it’s wishful thinking <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />  There’s always hope right <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  86. J says:

    Yikes.
    She is both appalling and frightening.
    Yuck.
    Jacey and Gigi, you had me in stitches, I couldn’t agree more!!

    25? Me thinks not.
    “Serious” relationship? Only if by ‘serious’ one means that she doesn’t accept, ahem…payment.

    All in all? Nothing new and he’ll be on to another quicker than his free-kicks hit the back of the net.

  87. LoveLamps says:

    He introduces hookers to his family?!  OMG!

  88. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    omg the one with the white cap on looks so much like Ronaldo, poor gal!!