October 10th, 2007

Cristiano Ronaldo and his Mattress

Oh, nums.

Thank God footie players get paid such small wages that they have to pimp themselves out for products and services.

In this case, we are worshiping at the altar of the Portuguese bank, BES, and their new commercial with Cristiano Ronaldo.

Throughout the spot, C-Ron breaks down his philosphy for us, whilst laying on a bed:

“If I didn’t move;
If I didn’t run;
If I didn’t train;
If I didn’t apply myself to the fullest;
If I didn’t leave the mattress…
I wouldn’t deliver.“

Hope that makes you want to open a chequing account. Not us.  We’re off to buy a new box spring.

Watch it here: Cristiano Ronaldo BES advert

Thanks Carly!

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17 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo and his Mattress”

  1. milica says:

    he really had to do this??lol…

  2. Patty says:

    It doesn’t matter that I can’t understand a word he says . . . I love his laugh – I love a man who can laugh in bed . . . He looks like he’d be a lot of fun in bed . . .

  3. BIANCA says:

    Wow.
    thats all ic an say wink

  4. mickyb17 says:

    i love him hes sex writen allll over him. xxx

  5. Jenn says:

    He really is a beautiful man.

    A few more videos like this and maybe I can forget that he didn’t tip his hookers.

  6. brandy says:

    Um, I think if he didn’t leave the mattress (and I was there with him), he would definitely find a way to um, deliver… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Oh Cristiano, you make think and say the dirtiest things!!!!

  7. Robin says:

    is he wearing a shirt? It would have been better if he hadn’t been.

  8. Ella says:

    mmmmmmm hotness

  9. anobha says:

    how is a matress,c-ron and his shorts linked wit a bank?if it was a sperm bank then i would get it.whateva he looks hotttt.and damn that matress is big.but i will never keep my money in that bank!!

  10. gem.k says:

    lol well this has nothing to do with this topic but i think cris is just like tuxedo mask! he he he . . .awww what a gentlemen!

  11. Ally says:

    So THAT’s what he’s saying. I wouldn’t know because I never actually bothered to turn up the sound – he didn’t need to say anything to me to convince me of whatever, it would have been a yes anyway. No matter what it was. 

    He is gorgeous.

  12. Becca x says:

    Lol At Brandy!
    I Definatley Wouldnt Want Him To Leave The Matress If I Was With Him <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  13. S A R A H ;; says:

    Lol Brandy!
    He Looks Soo Good <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
    I Just Want To Eat Him Or Something <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  14. AC says:

    c-ron, the matress….

    very, very dirty things come to my mind….

  15. c9 says:

    I love his laugh and I also love that he is not half naked on the bed.  He does look sexy no matter what! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  16. Gina says:

    Gawd I love YouTube! Here’s another for the same bank, combining C-Ron sartiorial hotness with a nice demo of keepy-uppy.

    Plus he’s got diamond earrings the size of Hawaii!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCVsdmxcVw