October 10th, 2007
Cristiano Ronaldo and his Mattress
Thank God footie players get paid such small wages that they have to pimp themselves out for products and services.
In this case, we are worshiping at the altar of the Portuguese bank, BES, and their new commercial with Cristiano Ronaldo.
Throughout the spot, C-Ron breaks down his philosphy for us, whilst laying on a bed:
“If I didn’t move;
If I didn’t run;
If I didn’t train;
If I didn’t apply myself to the fullest;
If I didn’t leave the mattress…
I wouldn’t deliver.“
Hope that makes you want to open a chequing account. Not us. We’re off to buy a new box spring.
Watch it here: Cristiano Ronaldo BES advert