January 8th, 2008
Cristiano Ronaldo: Bringing Slickster Back
Take our Finest Five number 3, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Here is a man with the confidence to rock a “shaddup a ya face” hairstyle that few men under the age of 45 would dare.
As debuted at the FA Cup game against Villa this weekend, here it is in all its gel-filled glory.
C-Ron is onto something: if you’re going to rock a slicked back Transylvania style barnet, the only way to do it is to act super self-assured and nonchalant whilst praying to the gods of Brycreem that you are not blinded by an errant strand of hair coated in grease.
Unfortunately, we aren’t big fans of this look, and sensing our discontent Cristiano bravely chose to made it better by taking his shirt off. CR fans, click through. Haters, move along.