January 8th, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo Crashes His Ferrari


image via AP Photo


Cristiano Ronaldo has been involved in a car accident that has completely written off his Ferrari.  The crash occured on the A538 Wilmslow Road in Cheshire around 10.30 this morning. Edwin Van Der Sar was following behind in his Bentley, but wasn’t involved in any way in the accident.

Cristiano gave a negative breath test to police on the scene, which won’t be a surprise to C-Ron fans, who know he’s not the boozy type.

Considering the state of his car, it’s a miracle that he walked away completely unharmed, and was back training with Manchester United today.

Cristiano! Please drive carefully. Both the football and Kickette community needs you, mate. Who else would we mock and lust for in equal measures? Also, whatsherface would reappear and milk things for all they were worth and we’d never see the back of her.

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39 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo Crashes His Ferrari”

  1. Gina Villamelon says:

    Judging by the state of the car, he's lucky not to be hurt in any way, and I'm glad he is ok.

  2. Nelly says:

    OMG! I nearly died of a heart attack–the image is horrific! I was sooooo relieved to read that Cristiano walked away unharmed. Ay Cristiano, be more careful please!

  3. mrscudicini says:

    OMG…thank god he's alright…I can't stand him, but seriously, Cris, be careful!!!

  4. suzie says:

    Cars these days are designed to absorb the impact by crumpling up like that but still he's a very lucky boy. Be more careful c-ron.

  5. FirstTeamCoach says:

    When I saw the tunnel in the pic I was having Diana flashbacks too. I know this tunnel and it is a notorious accident /death spot. A few lives have been lost there. Thankfully Cris is ok, but please be more careful in future.

  6. KopClass says:

    What a waste of a good car!

  7. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    He must have some very good angels watching over him. Lucky he made it, and that it was no other cars involved!

  8. iloveManUtd says:


  9. Berbie's Barbie says:

    Omg the poor ferrari and Ron plz be more careful!!!

  10. Callie says:

    Omg, I’m so glad no one’s hurt. Be more careful in the future!

  11. Helle (Footiegirl) says:

    That is one serious crash! From the look of that car it's a miracle that nothing happened to him… But thankfully nothing did – it would have been horrible if he was really hurt..

  12. Becca says:

    God Knows How He Got Out Of That Uninjured! But Im Glad He Did, I Read That Van Der Sar Stopped And Pulled Over To See If He Was Okay, Bless.

  13. *ele* says:

    what's a terrible accident..he is a very luck guy…but be careful for the future!!!

  14. The Fourth Official says:

    Very scary. I’m having Diana flashbacks.

    I hope he’s 100% okay. And I’m glad no other cars or people were involved.

  15. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    He must have some very good angels watching over him. Lucky he made it, and that it was no other cars involved!

  16. Erin says:

    Wow, that looks awful! Glad he was not injured. It seems a miracle, given the state of that car.

  17. Toni Waters says:

    More details on C-Ron’s accident.  It seems that a Vespa coming in the other direction clipped Ron’s wing mirror and he rolled over nine times.

  18. man utd lass says:

    Glad he is okay.  I was suprised he was not hurt.  But one of these days, I think a footballer will get badly injured in a crash, they drive such powerful cars.

  19. Sara says:

    The EuroTrash King is alive and well. Thank heavens. It’s also amazing that no one else was hurt either.

  20. Susie says:

    Santa Maria, people should be more careful when they drive.

    Very happy he’s OK.


    Your post made me laugh. Thanks.

  21. Toni Waters says:

    Van Der Sar was driving a Bentley; Ronaldo was smashing up a Ferrari; Gerrard, when arrested, had to abandon his Aston Martin. Do any of these guys have cars which are not Bling-on-Wheels?
    Fabregas drives an Audi station wagon, but then he is a very sensible mid-fielder.

    As for Ronaldo’s accident, he says he was fouled.  Witnesses say he took a dive.  Same old.  And no need to worry about how the poor boy will get around now: On the back of his deceased Ferrari is a bumper sticker.  It reads, “My other car is a Maserati.“ <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

  22. Jo says:

    I’m so relieved that Cris wasn’t hurt.

  23. Kylah (twinyk) says:

    woah, glad he's alright since something easily could have happened to him.

  24. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    sooo happy when i heard Ronaldo was not injured, am not his number 1 fan but i wouldnt wish it on anyone, be more careful nxt time ronaldo!!!

  25. Dani.Mrs José says:

    i think i feel more sorry for the Ferrari ! none the less glad hes ok

  26. Dreamgirl says:

    I'm glad I knew the story before I saw this picture.Cris don'y do this to us. Take more care please!!!

  27. GO says:

    oh wow. *is shocked*. can't say anything that hasn't been said before. glad he's ok.

  28. HoneyBee says:

    MXA Ron's dad had drinking problems which is one of the reason he died early so Ron doesn't drink a lot.I read that he drinks a glass of champagne or vine sometimes but very rarely,and no he didn't mention vodka *unfortunately*

  29. c9 says:

    I couldn't breath when I heard the news. It was like one of those things you see on the news and you just need the extra confirmation. THANK the heavens he was alright and also THANKS to the wonderful ladies that helped console me today with lots of alcohol and chocolate!!!!!

  30. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    How the hell was he not injured, bloody lucky. And Cris doesn't drink? Like ever? Hm, this kinda puts me off him a bit.

  31. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    How the hell was he not injured, bloody lucky. And Cris doesn't drink? Like ever? Hm, this kinda puts me off him a bit.

  32. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Glad he's okay, but leaving it at that.

  33. lose that girl says:

    The most important thing is that Cris is alright. From the state of the smashed up car, it could have been the opposite. lose that girl blog

  34. Rebecca says:

    Wow… If I hadn’t read the article, I would’ve though he was badly injured :O Although I don’t like him that much, I’m still relieved.

  35. strangestranger says:

    oh noes. good thing he’s ok. but the Ferrari…

  36. torres4ever says:

    I think my heart stopped beating for a second when I saw this pic. Thank god he okay. Be more careful Cris

  37. aristeia says:

    HOLY HELL! I’m so glad he is okay and that Van Der Sar was there with him– he must have been pretty shaken up. :( Bummer about that car though.

  38. Boston Red says:

    Good heavens this the first picture I’ve seen! How did he make it out of there unscathed?! Someone is watching out for you, Cris! Must be your daddy :)