July 16th, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo: Crutches in the City


image via WENN

Whilst whatsherface continues her media beach tour of denial, Cristiano Ronaldo flew to Los Angeles for a series of business meetings and social gatherings.  He was seen deep in conversation with a group of suits at resto STK, and later knocked back some vodka with his boys at Villa nightclub.

As is per usual, Cristiano was fending off the ladies left, right and centre, including the professional skeeze for hire, Paris Hilton

Btw, he’s also hired a personal assistant who the tabloids are saying is quite the hottie. She was traveling with him and the aforementioned crew.

Have a good recuperation C-Ron and get well soon. Remember, the first step to any proper form of muscle and bone healing is to be single.  The second, is to stop wearing shirts.

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42 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: Crutches in the City”

  1. Just like many with a disability, it’s often the ancillary conditions that develop alongside whatever body part you’re missing that can cause the real health issues. For me, that means wearing out my hands, back, or shoulders before I’ve reached my thirties. Most of this comes from the raw impact inflicted on my body every time I take a step with my arms.

  2. Tres Bien says:

    At the red carpet arrival… looking even rougher… <img src="http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q428/Tres-Bien/ronaldo-espy1.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Ronaldo July 16"> Credit: Wireimage.com

  3. dos santos girl says:

    oh Paris, what a skank. lol. even though c. ron is eurotrash, he’s not at the bottom of the barrel. ok, well not this time at least.

  4. jax says:

    That's hilarious, Cristina – I can just picture the conversation between the two of them!! I really, really wish he would just sign for Real, FC Antarctica, anybody , just so long he gets the hell out of here and we don't have to read any more about him ! Hate the picture – he looks like a tranny with those earrings and the pearl necklace.

  5. cristina_juve says:

    The Paris – C-Ron conversation: Paris: Hey, I’m Paris Hilton. Cristiano: I know I’ve seen One Night in Paris. Paris: So um, do you like play a sport or something? (obnoxious giggle) Cristiano: Yeah football. Paris: Oh like for the Patriots? Cristiano: No the other football– you know soccer. Paris: Oh that’s hot. So do you know David Beckham because he’s like so hot. Cristiano: Not too well but hey I just dumped my trashy ex girlfriend and I’m looking for a replacement. You probably have more money than me so I wont have to buy you shiny things during our 3 month relationship based entirely upon sex and devoid of emotional attachment. What do you think? Paris: Um yeah! I mean I’ll need some material for my new reality show, so whatever.

  6. The Fourth Official says:

    I'd kick his crutches out from under him and watch him fall on his ass and then I'd stand there and laugh at him, and then I'd spit on him. Never say that we United supporters don't carry a grudge.

  7. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    Im not a fan either Erin. I agree *hurl* lol. x

  8. EmmaBung says:

    He's minging. That said, I do wish he didn't have this leg injury thingy, so that Real can hurry up and buy him so I don't have to look at this piece of filth every weekend on MOTD. Zummer blog,

  9. Nelly says:

    I can't believe Cristiano was here is LA, that's like an hour away from where I live!!! God, I wish I knew before so I could at least have gone to join the screaming fans! I am not sure whether to believe that Paris Hilton actually hit on him, since she seems to be serious with her current bf. If anything, she went up to him to say hi. I'm sure that many a girl was hoping they got lucky, and were more than ready to be the rebound chick. Hey, have to admit that if I was at club Villa, I would have entertained the thought myself, but not sure I would have been brave enough to apporoach him. Anyway, hope Cristiano gets better soon.

  10. Becca says:

    Lol, You Got It Kickette! :P
    Haha Christina – Good one (Y)

  11. c9 says:

    Lovely to see him ouot and about. Thank goodness that so many of you hate him, there's just less women around for me to fend off ;) (hahaha) Once again I don't have to explain my love for the oh so greasy one, he just does it for me, BIG TIME!!!

  12. Erin says:

    I think it’s part of the deal, AJ. I don’t want to feel like I have to hold back an opinion of a baller because it might offend someone who likes him. They have to suck it up! This place is for opinions and snark! There’s love and hate for all ballers here.

  13. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Even injured, he does absolutely nothing for me. Normally I’m a sucker for wounds but.. this one just kind of made me laugh. Which is terrible to say, but.. I’m not really into lying. And if Paris Hilton knew who he was, then I’m Josh Groban. But then again, she might have known, so.. might need to go dig out the violin.

  14. Mobile TV says:

    He looks rough…

  15. Julie says:

    Oh, No, just read somewhere they’re back together?
    Please say it isnt so
    Apparently she begged him to come back to her and he said yes

  16. Johnna says:

    Mmmmmm I love this look. The white outfit thing… not so much. But this one mmmm.

  17. Jesse says:

    cristina_juve – LMAO. that dialogue really has me dying of laughter. but i think you underestimate Paris. She is the definition of skank: she will get her money one way or the other, either upfront with the shopping trips or she will make a video. Any way you cut it, Paris gets laid, Paris gets paid.  No different from Nerieda really except she is born into money. STILL a true golddigger!

  18. carrie says:

    he looks..greasy

  19. Julie says:

    Ha, Ha, whatsherface still trying to hold on to the little bit of so called fame she got when she was with CR7!
    What a skank…in about a week’s time, we’ll have forgotten about her stupid face and will be talking about CR’s new orgy with L.A. prostitutes!

  20. Ms-NMMc says:


  21. cristina_juve says:

    I mean, he is good looking (not so much in this pic) but I hate his taste in women and wanting to ditch Man U for Real–the whole "slavery" thing. Seriously? Child prostitution, conflict zones in Africa– that's slavery.

  22. cheska_so_fierce says:

    LOL! he actually fended off that bag of std. oh wait… isn't he also one himself? is he here for the espys? no wonder l.a. feels a bit smoggier than usual…

  23. Brandy says:

    Tee hee Kickette you're funny :) I want to know why no one informed me that he is in LA. That's totally f-ed up! I could've been one of those girls giving him attn and squishing my boobs together in his face too!

  24. AJ says:

    I agree C9. The man has pissed me off to a point beyond ever getting the love back but the C-Ron hate on this site has gotten a bit out of hand imo. There are Ronnie lovers on this site (most of them scared to post, I suspect) and we should respect our fellow Kickette's loves without being so nasty. I admit to being at fault myself. :(

  25. AJ says:

    If I had half a chance of hunting him down I'd be in the car right now. It's too funny, a few weeks ago, I was telling…I think it was Nelly, that he'd never be in my neck of the woods so I would never be able to tell him off and here he is. Fate? Perhaps I will call some friends and see if anyone has the buzz on where he's going to be tonight. *evil grin*

  26. AJ says:

    I thought it was to be shown live on the 20th? I'm confused.

  27. AJ says:

    Just looked it up, don't ask me why. Cris is up for best male international athlete along with: Kaka, Soccer – Manu Ginobili, Basketball – Rafael Nadal, Tennis. If the other three don't show up at the awards, then we probably know who's already won. These guys aren't gonna fly half way around the world to lose at the ESPY's and they'll tell the winners ahead of time just to get them there.

  28. Moongirl says:

    I just can't find anything attractive about him at all (except his wallet if thats your motive I supose!)

  29. lose that girl says:

    He's looking rough. lose that girl blog

  30. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Paris Hilton??? Just when you thought he could go no lower. I'm feeling my secret crush on him slowly dissolving.

  31. TammyV says:

    I am pretty sure that he is in LA for the Espys (The ESPN Awards). He is up for a couple but I was a mere mile from his last night and quiet happy that I missed that.

  32. Erin says:

    *hurl* He's in LA, having "business" meetings and traveling with a personal assistant. He is such an ass.

  33. autumnmaple101 says:

    Yay may the crutches stay on as long as possible..no that’s kinda mean…but that horrible ungrateful show off deserves it

  34. PlavaDiva says:

    His eyebrows look nice, he’s a real metro!

  35. aristeia says:

    CRon fans– here is another article that says he wanted nothing to do with ye ole’ insect: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1035615/EXCLUSIVE-Ronaldo-snubs-Paris-Hilton-late-night-frolics-Hollywood-club.html (if the link doesn’t work, go to the dailymail.co.uk site and it’s on the sidebar on the right) I am certainly not a fan of his, but if he started dating crap-for-brains, I think I’d vomit all over my nice work computer. Blech.

  36. Crazylittlemadam says:

    Erin and Emma- I agree! Never saw the attraction yet and dread the day I ever do!

  37. LynxKitten says:

    Ugh.The sight of him on crutches makes me sing.

  38. c9 says:

    Give the guy a break, well not literally ;P He looks hot even with crutches!!

  39. Venice says:

    He looks so nasty :-(

  40. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Paris Hilton??? Just when you thought he could go no lower. I’m feeling my secret crush on him slowly dissolving.

  41. TammyV says:

    I am pretty sure that he is in LA for the Espys (The ESPN Awards). He is up for a couple but I was a mere mile from his last night and quiet happy that I missed that.

  42. lose that girl says:

    He’s looking rough.

    lose that girl blog