December 8th, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo: Golden Kisses, Married Women

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Non-news broke over the weekend that Cristiano has been dating a married woman named Alonya Haynes. The pair were spotted out at dinner recently, and their bonding moments over text message were discovered – and made public – by Alonya’s multi-millionaire hubby. 

“There were things like ‘Do you miss me baby? I miss you’. I just assumed she was playing around with a waiter who had just arrived from Portugal. I had no idea it was him.”

Frankly, we’re thrilled that Cristiano is back to his playboy dating ways – that whole episode with whatsherface this summer took a lot out of us. And let’s not be so quick to judge Alonya’s actions. Perhaps she simply needed more abs than her husband was willing to give; is that such a crime?

Side note: this weekend an emotional Cristiano picked up his Ballon d’Or trophy and told waiting press that he was very happy at Manchester United and wanted to win many more accolates as a Red Devil. As you can see, he chose to accept his award wearing clothes. Shame on you, C-Ron. Double shame.

Link: Meet Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Ukrainian Girlfriend

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47 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: Golden Kisses, Married Women”

  1. annarosetorres says:

    ooooooh. PLAYERRRRR

  2. Boston Red says:

    Talent is only important if it is really useful to the team. I'm pretty sure 42 goals is quite useful to the team. His form at Euro 2008 (one tournament) may have been "abysmal," but he had just come off a grueling season and was battling an ankle injury. Why judge him on his performance in one tournament? And you know what? JT did fall and miss his PK and Edwin Van der Sar did save Anelka's PK, AND Manchester United won the Champions League! Imagine that! Who scored the goal during regular time? Why it was Cristiano Ronaldo! He's the best footballer in Europe and the World and Manchester United is better for having him. Quit whining because he's not on your team. And yes, you would love him if he was.

  3. Dreamgirl says:

    Cris you should not mess about with other people’s spouses.

    However enjoy your trophy which you fully deserve and get back to your scoring form.

  4. TammyV says:

    Did he learn nothing from that Gemma chickie cheating on him with Smudge? Trashy and tacky as ever, and Iker should still have won.

  5. TammyV says:

    Did he learn nothing from that Gemma chickie cheating on him with Smudge?

    Trashy and tacky as ever, and Iker should still have won.

  6. carly says:

    Most importantly, he said he wanted to win something big for Portugal and that’s what should come next for him.

  7. The Fourth Official says:

    Heeeheeee. I'm giggling over the "waiter who just arrived from Portugal" line. Oh Cris, we love you! Just get back to your 40+ goals-a-season form, and I'll be happy. Congrats on the big golden ball award. Fabulously tacky and wonderful.

  8. HoneyBee says:

    She is so stupid-Ron will dump her very soon(well as soon as mum Dolores finds out).Her rich husband will divorce her and won't get any money out of it and she won't have Ronaldo either.And BTW I have to say that Whoreida(on her worts day) looks prettier and sexier compared to her. Words I never thought I would write. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/biza…

  9. FirstTeamCoach says:

    LOL @ AJ and ‘c*m dumpsters’. He is young rich and sucessful and I beleive he is trying to shag his way around the world – When he gets to Hawaii he will stop.

  10. carly says:

    Most importantly, he said he wanted to win something big for Portugal and that's what should come next for him.

  11. FootballerChick43 - says:

    I still stand by that he's a great FOOTBALLER, but from what I've seen, I wouldn't go near him with a ten foot pole. But then again, I wasn't on the selection committee, so….Maybe I just have a thing against ruthless, self-absorbed playboys who think/know they're hot. Whatever. I'm gonna shut up before I make someone mad.

  12. Susie says:

    One question?

    If he really is dating this girl, why are there no pictures of him where we see his face?

    Something struck my strange about this and just out of curiosity I put their names in google and the only photo that came up was the one above.

    Did he walk backwards out of the restaurant, all the way to the car and no one could get a frontal picture?

    Hmmmmmm…..

  13. Susie says:

    @Man United Lass,

    while Im not crazy with his choice of girlfriends, I dont believe it is fair to call him a skank, man ho, blah blah blah.

    These are consenting adults and he isnt the one married. Im sure he didnt throw himself at her feet. I cant imagine that it must be easy for him to find a decent girl, who doesnt turn into a fame whore the minute she finds out who he is.

    And knowing Cristiano, his number one preoccupation is his game and so may not be looking for anything serious anyway.

    He’s young and he’s having his fun before he settles down.

  14. man utd lass says:

    He is a amazing footballer.  Congrats on the award.

    His choices of women leave a lot to be desired but he is young and he is not thinking with his head, he is thinking with a different part of his body. 

    I agree with susie that his mother will take care of this woman.  This woman is passing phase and he will soon get bored with her.  He will dump her by text.

    It seems that Cris treats women as objects, he will have to be careful -  what goes around, comes around.

    He behaves like a skank.

  15. Jo says:

    Why should his choice of sexual partners have any bearing on a football award?  Yes, he is a man-slut but he deserved the Ballon d’Or for his achievements on the pitch last year.

    fin, I agree with you on the eyebrows.

  16. Big congratulations crissounnet d’amour, you deserve it.

    I’m simply crazy about you.
                      from your biggest fan in the world !!

    je t’aime de tout mon coeur petit coeur (L)

  17. Susie says:

    Green (with envy) is not a color that suits the English complexion. Some of you posters need to relax on the CRon insults.

    The Portuguese National team has bigger problems than Cristiano and there isnt enough bandwith for me to list them all here. But its unfair to say he doesnt show up in big games when half the time, he’s one of the few actually working the pitch! You complain he isnt a team player, but then want to blame him when his Portuguese team mates are not pulling rank (starting with our horrible goalkeeper).

    I think some of you hate just for the sake of hating.

    As for the dodgy new playmate; let him have his fun, he’ll tire of her soon enough.

    I cant imagine that it must be easy for him to find a decent girl in the environment that he works and lives in and he may not have known that she was married.

    But fear not, his mother will take care of her.

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  18. FERNTANDO says:

    Oh gosh i thnk he has gone too far. The woman is married! Married! Doesnt dat mean anything at all to him? Come on cris… Shame on him

  19. FF says:

    Well, he likes prostitutes, so a mail-order bride is the next best thing… Hopefully she can trick him to marry her. They deserve each other.

  20. SofieC. says:

    It’s so funny to me that some people can’t separate player’s lives from their athletic abilities.  Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time….but he cheated on his wife with DOZENS of women and had a gambling problem off the court.  That doesn’t make him any less of a brilliant basketball player.  It doesn’t mean he didn’t deserve all his MVP trophies and championships.  Same with Cris, who cares if he likes sluts and women who are separated from their husbands?  He is still an incredible athlete on the pitch.  And he deserves all the awards he receives.

  21. fin says:

    just wondering guys , doe cris pluck his eyebrows or something ??? he’s so hot but come on , a guy isnt suppose to be that gay , thats wrong , i love men that are naturally hot and dont wax and shave lol but ronnie is still hot , just stop shaving ur eyebrows like a girl

  22. SofieC. says:

    I love Cris, but of all the women he could have, he makes some terrible choices.  Ugh.

  23. Gunnergirl08 says:

    Such a MAN WHORE!!! THIS is why Lionel Messi should have won Balon d’Or! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/mad.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="mad" style="border:0;" />

  24. DOMINIQUE says:

    WHY WOULD YOU STEAL A MARRIED WOMEN AWAY FROM HER HUSBAND AND CHILD IT;S A BIT CRUEL COUSE RONALDO IS GONA END UP BREAKING UP WITH HER ENEYWAY.HES BASICLLY DISTROYING HER LIFE. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/downer.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

  25. livealittle says:

    cristiano, i'm losing hope for your soul. repent, dear boy, for your mama is coming for you. and she's carrying a switch.

  26. GO says:

    Congratulations! it's well deserved, can't argue about that (even if there were others I would have given it to before him, I guess that's why sane,non-obsessed, football experts get to decide this) as far as the married woman gossip, it was fun reading it.

  27. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    I'm so glad this boy is up to his old tricks again!! I've missed this form…

  28. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Oh dear TammyV, you really dont like him do you. So his international form does not match his club form. He is by no means the only world class player that happens to. I would call CL games 'big games' and he was the top scorer in that competition. You cant argue with stats. Get over it – he is the best in the world as overwhelming voted for. As for calling him a cancer – having just lost my brother to that dreadful diease I find that particulary offence.

  29. LynxKitten says:

    Yech, looks like a slime-bag and is definitely acting like one.

  30. Zatil says:

    She's waaaay fuglier than Whoreida! Dear Cris, when will your taste in women change?

  31. Kat says:

    Oh, Cris. *shakes head* I know that he's a good footballer and all, but I want to smack him upside the head if he thinks sleeping with a soon-to-be-divorced woman would do him any good.

  32. Filthygorgeous says:

    So Cristiano's gone from having a well-used Spanish blow-up doll to a Ukranian mail-order bride. Back of the net! Poor Dolores must be out of rosary beads, or is needing a direct dial to Jesus, to try and ward off the gold-digging-whores-of-Europe fraternity who her son has a penchant for. Now let's sit back and wait for this chick's story in News of the World about how he dumped her, but it's ok b/c she got a few designer bags and lots of shags out of it. Class!

  33. c9 says:

    Congratulations Cris! I see you're scoring off the pitch again, unfortunately not with an angel :p Hopefully you'll be scoring on the pitch soon and Mama D will come to the rescue and get rid of the leach!

  34. c9 says:

    THANKS AJ! *crosses fingers*

  35. TammyV says:

    Red, actually I would not like him on my team. He is a team cancer and an unsettling force within the team…I firmly believe that the team is more important then the player. Plus that going missing in big gams thing, is a huge problem. I don't rate him as a big game player. His failed international form dates to the begining. Euro 2004 where he only scored two goals, though did make the Team of the Tourney; he had a solid WC 2006 qualifying against weak competition; had a horrible WC 06, scoring 1 goal (a PK against Iran) and then another good qualifying campaign again against weak opposition and a horrible Euro 08. So far he has not been good since…

  36. TammyV says:

    Red, actually I would not like him on my team. He is a team cancer and an unsettling force within the team…I firmly believe that the team is more important then the player. Plus that going missing in big gams thing, is a huge problem. I don't rate him as a big game player. His failed international form dates to the begining. Euro 2004 where he only scored two goals, though did make the Team of the Tourney; he had a solid WC 2006 qualifying against weak competition; had a horrible WC 06, scoring 1 goal (a PK against Iran) and then another good qualifying campaign again against weak opposition and a horrible Euro 08. So far he has not been good since…

  37. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    I can’t say I’m terribly surprised, it’s a rather C-Ron thing to do… dating married women. Though I can’t imagine she was a pillar of morality either. So really, it’s an entertaining situation all around.

  38. Vanny17* says:

    I just wanna say something…If JT and Anelka had scored their PKs in the final, well, maybe Cristiano would have scored it too LMAO =) so, assuming stuff sounds a bit silly at this point right? I just can’t believe ppl argue over Cristiano winning the award, seriously – and well, LTG, BR and FTC have said it all =)

  39. FirstTeamCoach says:

    LOL from all the articles I have read the couple were already split up, and he was having her followed by detectives – probably trying to save on alimony !!! Love it that Cris is back to his slutty best.

  40. Cici says:

    Her (ex)hubby proves theres no fool like an old fool and if she got into this Country via the marriage she needs deported now the marriage is done. Cris keep your mind on the game old son!!

  41. AJ says:

    Well, as he was voted for overwhelmingly, I won’t get into whether he was good enough. The votes speak for themselves. Well done, Cris. You fully, unequivocally, deserve it. As for the mail order bride…too funny. Ronnie’s black book is a who’s who of c*m-dumpsters. Stop messing around and finally settle down with your *true* love, Cris. A certain Hawaiian hottie has been patient long enough. C9, get the sunscreen ready! :)

  42. c9 says:

    Anelka missed his penalty? I thought Van Der Sar blocked his kick? Well that’s what it shows in the videos ;-)

  43. TammyV says:

    LTG, it is on footballing talent that I question it. His international form is abysmal and that should factor into the voting, especially in a major international season. He is supposedly the best player in the world yet could not make the team of the tournament even? And if by a few millimeteres JT’s pen had gone it. He would have cost Man United the Champions League. Would he still have won had JT not fallen and Anelka not missed?

    I don’t rate him as a footballer that highly. He has massive talent, but goes AWOL in big games and is rearely there when it counts. 2 massive missed pens in the at the end of the CL campaign. Talent is only important if it is really useful to the team. You can be the love child of Pele and Maradona but if it doesn’t truely benefit the team then it is wasted

  44. TammyV says:

    LTG, it is on footballing talent that I question it. His international form is abysmal and that should factor into the voting, especially in a major international season. He is supposedly the best player in the world yet could not make the team of the tournament even? And if by a few millimeteres JT’s pen had gone it. He would have cost Man United the Champions League. Would he still have won had JT not fallen and Anelka not missed?

    I don’t rate him as a footballer that highly. He has massive talent, but goes AWOL in big games and is rearely there when it counts. 2 massive missed pens in the at the end of the CL campaign. Talent is only important if it is really useful to the team. You can be the love child of Pele and Maradona but if it doesn’t truely benefit the team then it is wasted

  45. Erin says:

    Wow. Trashy. Shocker.

  46. lose that girl says:

    He’s rich, successful, good looking …doing what many an athlete does. It’s the reality. He’ll move on to the next girl soon enough.

    At least he gives everyone here fodder to gossip, bitch and complain about! LOL!

    He bloody well deserves that award too. The abundance of votes proves the point. Personality or sleaze doesn’t factor in, and should have no bearing on who is (or isn’t) the winner. It’s for football talent at the end of the day.

    lose that girl blog

  47. lose that girl says:

    Yay, Cris! Cheesy goodness! I read the full article last night and it stated that the hubby was shocked by the poor English (hence the waiter just from Portugal comment). At least they have the language of lurve…but I have to draw the line at messing about with someone’s spouse. The piece I read said they were divorcing anyway but who knows.

    lose that girl blog