April 24th, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo: Missing You


Cheer up C-Ron.

Here’s a tip for next time: Taking penalty kicks shirtless improves accuracy.

Also good for concentration: removing whatsherface from your social diary.

(Warning- this link to whatsherface is boobylicious and hoochified).

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100 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: Missing You”

  1. Lil' says:

    LOL Johnna about the link on Beckham jersey…
    he should have given its shorts to the other…

  2. Lil' says:

    plans for the weekend: studying, studying, studying
    [sigh, sigh, sigh], i will need a lot of footie hotness for this weekend to be exciting…

    and just asking, we say that Whoreida has nothing to be jealous of, because obviously she has no morality as she does nude pictures (i’m being ironic…)
    but really what C-Ron has, hot body, i bet he considers that she does too.
    he is talented for football, i am pretty sure she has some hidden talent…
    and he is rich, if it can be considered as a quality
    i don’t know why i am being so serious
    too much studying, i guess
    anyway it is not fair that a girl like her has the right to sleep with him, without any objective reason, because we don’t do the same
    it’s why we are blaming her, no?
    and i still doesn’t understand this suddenly lust for Fergie, i can accept that Cech and even Van der Sar, might be fanciable but Fergie???

  3. Johnna says:

    LOL OT but I had to post this here for the rest of y’all to see.


    It just really makes me laugh, in a sort of “good god people have some respect for yourselves and your children” way.

    Us Kickettes could have shared the jersey better, dontcha think?

  4. Gigi Neville says:

    I am a Red Devil through and through who can’t play football to save her life who will almost always defend her boys.  That said, Cristiano played horribly, and I have no idea if it was caused by continuously trying to figure out how he ended up with someone so unattractive or not.  I just know that he needs to drop that ho asap.  God help us if they are still dating by the time we get to The Bridge.

  5. Moongirl says:

    No LTG definately no Fergie lustin – but i will be cheerin his boys on 2morro -  which is hard for a City fan but they are far hotter than Chelsea <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Party 2morro afternoon – hope the afternoon bit doesnt mean no alcohol <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/hmm.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" />

    Long lie in bed, shopping and lunch on Sunday!!!!

    can life get any better -  only with Philippe HAHA!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    and yourself any plans?

  6. offsider says:

    good point there ella!!!

    i dont comment much…maybe i did once or twice…but i enjoy reading your ironic comments…they make working day pass faster…

  7. lose that girl says:

    Moongirl—yay! No more pox and just in time for the weekend! Any exciting plans? (obviously, no Fergie lusting!)

  8. Moongirl says:

    Ella please tell me you’re joking about sleeping with Fergie!!!!!

    Is it just me or is everyone feelin a little tetchy in this thread at the moment – cheer up ladies its nearly the weekend, loads of alcohol, chocolate and footy smile

    and best of all my chickenpox have gone grin

  9. Gaaah. There is no way I could get away with speaking of Fernando here and still be on topic. Mierda

  10. Ella says:

    Johnna: sweetie, dissing (some of the) wags and discussing thighs and who sleeps with who is kind of what we do here. tongue wink If you want an impartial and neutral review of who Whatsherface is – as a peeerson – perhaps this isn’t the best place to look. We don’t care about her personality, we care about her flaunting her tits and sleeping with C9:s husband. wink

    In general, you do have a point, but we’re not dead serious here – we’re just joking around. You know?

  11. lose that girl says:

    Did you see the link beside the Cris house story….the one about Abbey Clancy smacking Crouchie?

  12. Signora Maldini says:

    I might be wrong. But I’m pretty sure he’s not the one that built that house. He didn’t knock down whatever was there and have that built in his place.

    I think this is the house he moved into after the world cup incident….

  13. I don’t think it’s a bad looking house.  Maybe because we have a lot of McMansions around here.  It’s got lots of trees for screening.  And a wide expanse of lawn for c9 to land when she parachutes in for some up close stalking. 

    Hey, the neighbours could have it worse.  It could be a bunch of hillbillies, using goats to keep the weeds down, and a ‘55 Chevy as a guest house.

  14. lose that girl says:

    Bella Donna, that article reminds me of this one:


    Why build such a HUGE monstrosity of a house when you have no land around it? They’re so close together!
    Bad Owen!!

    Yeah, bring in Joey Barton to straighten Whoreida out!! I’d love to see that!

  15. LucyLu says:

    I’m worried about the direction this thread is taking what with Alex Ferguson’s sex life suddenly being discussed! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

    Back to C-Ron, back to C-Ron!

  16. Bella Donna says:


    Check this out.  If this doesn’t prove his ego has gotten out of control I don’t know what does.  I mean everyone will know its your house with the huge fence.  Sorry for the picture of whatsherface.  Too bad she will never live there cuz I’ll bring in Joey Barton to kick her hoochie butt back to her hole.

  17. Signora Maldini says:

    Moongirl, I think you are spot on. I think that’s why Mama D hasn’t said much yet.

    But I don’t think even she is gonna let these photos slide in the name of reverse psychology….

  18. Moongirl says:

    Yes i was sick in my mouth a little at that thought too LTG <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  19. lose that girl says:

    I did it again…


    I can’t spell today for the life of me.

    I am being punished for impure Hargreaves thoughts.

  20. lose that girl says:

    Grammar/spelling police, come and get me.

    I do know the difference between ‘their’ and ‘they’re’—USUALLY!

    I blame the shock of imaging Sir Alex at it. Ew! Make it stop!!!

  21. lose that girl says:

    Moongirl, you’re right.

    I guess it just comes down to how much influence his mother has over him – even as an adult. Some guys…they’re always trying to please Mama even when their old!

  22. DiorHeels says:

    He slept on the couch last night because his on-pitch performance was disgusting and I wasn’t letting him in my bed after such a disappointing match! Maybe he needs to hop out of bed with his orange hoochie mama for 5 minute and focus on his game. Hated him yesterday, can’t believe that I could be so mad at him but I am. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/mad.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="mad" style="border:0;" /> Because of him we didn’t win yesterday.

  23. Moongirl, you are wise beyond your years.  That’s exactly what happens with young men.  Ignore the behaviour and it will dwindle away.

  24. Moongirl says:

    I might be playing devils advocate here girls so please dont hate me gulp

    but he is only young – do you think if everyone tells him to dump her he might hang on in there just to be stubbon whereas if no one makes a fuss he’ll get bored and finish it anyway.

    Just a thought – i’ll shut up again now zipper

  25. lose that girl says:

    Ah, Fourth….you make me happy with your Owen blog posts!

    Here’s a photo to salivate over…http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn302/losethatgirl/Hargreaves/hargreaves_806322.jpg?t=1209058463

    Bedroom eyes.

  26. Well, he is Scottish Presbyerian.  So he probably does it with his eyes closed.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />  Ack, mental image – go away!

    I’ve got a bit of Owen going on the blog, LTG.

  27. lose that girl says:

    MUST PROOFREAD…sorry, should have typed just as bad, not ‘just as band’.

    Is it Friday yet?

  28. lose that girl says:

    Fourth, I figure that Sir Alex has dealt with this stuff many times over. I think any Manager/Coach does.  In many instances, the Coach is at it too – cheating and what not. I know of a high profile hockey team where many of the people in charge were just as band as the actual players.

    I don’t think that I’m naive at all—but I do hope that Sir Alex isn’t at it.

    I’m sure not much surprises him with what they all get into but I still think there’s a part of him which is disappointed.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

  29. carly says:

    I may be in the wrong here, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Cristiano was actually proud of whatsherface’s pictures…
    You know what guys are like…especially young and immature ones.

    But I still hope not. lol

  30. Oh, Moongirl, thanks.  Vida says he’ll repay me when he regains his strength.  He winked and stuck out his tongue when he said it, and I think he used a naughty Serbian word.  I sense his <ahem> vigor is returning.

  31. Signora Maldini says:

    Oh I know. It’s amazing how things can get so relative. Whoreida is forcing me to contemplate whether or not Gemma and Merche were really *quite* so bad as I thought.

  32. Emma says:

    I laughed when he missed his penalty. All season, I’ve had to endure his smug smirk. Well, who’s laughing now, Tina?

    Hopefully Barcelona will get that away goal and it’ll be a Chelsea-Barca final.

  33. lose that girl says:

    Fourth, if Vida still isn’t up for the game by Saturday, feel free to keep him under wraps until he’s fully fit.

    (he might be up for *another* game but hey, that’s really only your business and his!)

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_laugh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />
    However, if you do care to share the mouth-watering deets with your fellow Kickettes and rehab vets, you won’t hear us complaining!

    Hargreaves is feeling much much better but he won’t let me out of the naughty nurse costume – ah, what we do for the love of the game!

  34. You girls don’t think SAF has dealt with a baller banging a ho before?  He wouldn’t bat an eye.  It’s practically written into his contract.  Having managed United in the late 1980s, when heavy boozing, partying and girls/girls/girls (Mark Hughes and Steve Bruce have some great stories, I know) was a HUGE problem, I’m sure Sir Alex knows how to handle one young man and his errant hormones.

  35. lose that girl says:

    And Sir Alex thought Posh was bad news!

  36. Moongirl says:

    You’re a saint Fourth – i hope Sir Alex appreciates how you’re selflessly keeping his players going grin

    God bless you!

  37. Signora Maldini says:

    LMFAO, LTG. I cannot imagine how Cristiano felt having to look SAF in the eye after those pictures.

    Just wow. What a hilarious image.

  38. Bella Donna says:

    Yeah, I am sure Dolly was real pleased to see her sons hoochie’s private areas splashed all over the internet and press.  If whatsherface wanted people to see her as not a gold-digger those pics just made it worse.  She is a slapper and a tart plain and simple.

    You can so tell it is bothering Cristiano just in his attitude and presence on the pitch.  He is more frustrated and alienated lately and those teeny girls on one board I go to better take off those rose-colored glases of theirs and see whatsherface for what she is, which is ew ew ew.

    This keeps up I am going to go to Manchester and kick him in the pancreases!  haha

  39. Never fear, girls, I managed to drag Vida from the bathroom floor to the bed, and am administering fluids hourly.  His colour is no longer puce green, and though he swears he’ll never touch dodgy prawns again, he’s ready for a little of my homemade chicken soup. He just tried to look down my blouse as I bent over him to tuck in his blankies, so I think he’s on the mend.

  40. lose that girl says:

    Whoreida’s photos weren’t tastefully done. The poses are amateurish and unflattering. It’s not like she’s a starving actress or model who posed in order to put food on the table. She did these photos recently. They’re just so down-market. I can’t see Cris’ family overlooking the fact that she’s just a nasty gold-digger who thinks posing in the buff will make her rich and respectable.

    I’m really hoping that Cris’ mum puts her foot down and forces Cris to toss her to the curb where she belongs! Blech!

    Bet Sir Alex was just thrilled to learn that his star is shagging a topless model with no talent. I, too, blame her influence for his under the radar performance yesterday.

  41. Moongirl says:

    Errrr yes!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  42. Signora Maldini says:

    I forgot Park was playing. Oops.

    And from what I have heard/read, LTG, the pics of Whoreida were definitely a surprise to C- Ron’s family. Whether they were a surprise to C Ron himself is a different story…

  43. lose that girl says:

    I walked into THAT one, didn’t I?

  44. Moongirl says:

    Im sure TFOs got the fluid intake well in hand LTG!!  wink

  45. No7 says:

    Go to the sun’s website – in those pics she is naked – Fair play to the guy though – he’s picked a girl with curves and not a stick insect.

  46. lose that girl says:

    Park wasn’t very effective yesterday either. He still had boundless energy but his passes weren’t great and he just looked like a headless chicken more often than not.

    I would have rather seen Hargreaves in mid-field than as right-back. He did an admirable job back there, while Brown moved to Vida’s spot. Hopefully, Saturday everyone will be back and regular service can resume.

    Hope Vida’s taking in lots of fluids.

  47. lose that girl says:

    Signora, so true. Any over-protective mama is not going to allow such a floozy to become a permanent addition to the family. The shame she would bring to all of them! Here’s hoping that these nude pix were something she hadn’t told them about —SUR-PRISE!!

  48. Signora Maldini says:

    Thanks, Ella <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

    Rooney and Tevez didn’t exactly live up to their reputations. Course that all depends on if you rate them at all to begin with….

    And to be honest, as much as I hate Whoreida and as much as I want to smack him for shagging her, I was actually rather mortified on his behalf.

    It can’t be a nice feeling. Thankfully, these pictures will probably kick Mama D into action and Whoreida will be reduced to rubble, CIA connections or no.

    Hell hath no fury like a protective Mama scandalized…

  49. Moongirl says:

    Thought Rooney was very quiet Ella – not bad though just subdued.

  50. Bella Donna says:

    Thank goodness other people think he should get rid of whatsherface.  Has anyone else noticed that since her “frontside” has been appearing everywhere he has played like crap?

    Yesterday was horrible compared to his normal standards.  I don’t know if it was the pressure of being at Barca or the fact that everyone on the planet knows whatsherface is evil.  I mean those pics lack class and I heard that they showed her completely nude on Portuguese TV.  What a winner, NOT!!

  51. Rusty says:

    This has nothing to do with Cristiano, but I’m having a lot of trouble commenting, especially sending my condolences to Frank.

  52. Ella says:

    Signora Maldini: oooh, you’re forgiven. I wasn’t trying all that hard, really…  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> But do tell: who do you think did worse than C-Ron?

  53. Kimothie says:

    I’m a ginormous fan of the Cris pic- thanks Kickette. And yeah, everyone misses now and again, I just hope this doesn’t mar his fantastic scoring season and make the journos believe he’s gone back to being a Big Game Bottler.

    As for the pics of Whoreida—not that impressed.  Not that my body is cellulite free and perfect, but I must say I was underwhelmed by the glamour shots.  The airbrush tool on photoshop would have been helpful. 

    …then again, Cris has enough of a hot body for the both of them- so more power to ‘er! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  54. Moongirl says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm the Swiss accent…………..  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />

  55. Ella says:

    hotboyz: You’re a genius. You should give Sir Alex a call.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  56. Johnna says:

    C9, I never called her a saint. Do not put words into my mouth. I’m just saying it kills me when people continue to only look at the negative. Why does anyone care who he’s dating, how much she shows her tits, or if he has to pay her to sleep with her? We all go gaga over the pics of thighs and bash Alex’s shoes, but some people (not you per se, just some fangirls in general) get so up in arms over the whole thing that it’s laughable to me.

  57. Signora Maldini says:

    lmao, Ella. I’m sorry. I should have recognized your restraint right off the bat.

    Forgive me?

  58. hotboyz says:

    i would like to believe tha ‘whatsherface’ is being sent by Barca agents to distract Ronaldo. he was totally shit last night. !

  59. LucyLu says:

    I just don’t find our accent particularly attractive, I don’t dislike it though!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />

  60. lose that girl says:

    Mrs. Xabi – the English accent is my FAVE so I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. In fact, my guy is English so I get to listen to his lovely voice all the time (highly recommend it!!).

    As for Cris…I was actually shouting at him to let Hargreaves take it. I love Cris too but sorry, Owen comes first in this household.

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  61. Ella says:

    MXA: Oooh, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with an English accent! tongue wink

    Signora Maldini: Harsh? I was trying to be nice…  downer

  62. Meriam says:

    Ah, I step back for a while to revise and all of a sudden there’s my Daniel de ridder (mine I tells ya, mine) all over Kickette. long face

    ah well, yes his hair looked AWFUL but his chest made up for it grin

  63. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Whats wrong with an English accent?? :o (

  64. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Do be do ahhhh!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    I’m still riding high from the thigh off, so I don’t even mind having to see Ronaldo pop up on my screen. He has a nice tummy, thats all I’m saying!!

  65. Moongirl says:

    Its that fine line he has between confidence and arrogance i want to hate him but i can’t.

    I dont particularly think he bottled it last night – i think it was too soon in the game and he hadnt settled

    Note to self – as a city fan i must stop defending him its not right!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/zip.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="zipper" style="border:0;" />

  66. Signora Maldini says:

    A bit harsh, no Ella?

    I can think of a couple Utd players who played way worse than he did. He’s performed well for Portugal in clutch situations and if not for him, there are good chances Utd wouldn’t be in the semi final in the first place…

    And Moongirl. Gotta love what a foreign accent does to the English language!

  67. LucyLu says:

    I think that might be it Moongirl – it’s after watching interviews when I think ‘Hmmm’. That quote on Fourth’s blog of ‘I score in Manchester’, imagining him saying that is hot… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

    Foreign accents make English sound sexy (gotta hand it to them, they’re the only ones who can!)

  68. Ella says:

    He’s cute and everything – but God, does he fold down when it really matters! How lousy can he possibly be without Sir Alex calling him off?! I don’t like Man United and I don’t like Ronaldo but he was so bad yesterday I almost felt sorry for him.

  69. Moongirl says:

    Yeah he did Fourth to try and flatten those strange sticky out bits at the back <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

    Have to say though i was listening to him being interviewed in english on sky this afternoon with my eyes closed and he sounded really hot!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

  70. LucyLu says:

    I don’t know what it is about C-Ron, I used to dispise him but now I’m starting to like him and I don’t know why. Well, I like that picture anyway. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  71. I swear that I saw him spitting on his hand and then smoothing his hair last night – while they were in the tunnel waiting to come out.  Gross.
    Love you, Cristiano, but spittle on the hair is not attractive. 

    Don’t worry about the kick, Cristiano – you are human, after all.  If you need a hug, we’re here for you.

  72. Aoife says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwww nnnnnrrrrrrrrgghhhh look at his stomach and his hip and oooommmg….

    Although, his hair looked poop last night. Did he shower in chip fat?

    Moving on, that is one sexy photo. I can’t believe I’ve turned over to the dark side.

  73. Signora Maldini says:

    Excellent point.

    Valdes was trying to feel Cristiano up anyway. He probably would have started drooling if Cris had taken his shirt off before taking the penalty.

    And I’m sure that Victor could take Whoreida in a fight…..

  74. Two Yellows says:

    His ass looks huge in that pic.

    I’m sure it’s just as big in real life.

    Mmmm…. bundunkadunk.

  75. shelley says:

    wouldn’t that be great if he got all set up then slowly took his shirt off? lol imagine everyones faces all the players would be like wtf? while all the girls eyes are bulging out.only in my dreams

  76. rei says:

    Whether mother participated in dinner is not understood. 

    It might be natural that mother dislikes vulgar woman.
    Her son is man who also is famous worldwide and has a lot of money.
    It is unpleasant to date the woman who becomes naked because of money.

    However, the ability of Ronaldo whom only a vulgar woman chooses is also very shallow.
    He thinks that he doesn’t start keeping relating about the woman and a long term of one person.

  77. Signora Maldini says:

    Yeah, I thought that at first but someone pointed out, that Dolores *must* have met her because there are photos of them leaving Old Trafford after the Arsenal game and they all supposedly went to dinner afterwards. Thats where the first pictures of C Ron and Whoreida came from.

    So Mama D might not like her, might refuse to talk to her, might in fact be planning her slow and painful incineration, but they have met at least once <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_laugh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />

  78. Vlada says:

    I hate hime and his face, could care less about who his gf is.

  79. rei says:

    This is a site of the Portuguese’s newspaper.
    Ronaldo’s mother seems to be scolding her nude photos.
    And, she has not met Nereida yet.

  80. Signora Maldini says:

    Johnna, In my defense, I thought she was a whore and a gold digger *before* I saw the pictures <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    At least I am consistent!

    And Ms. K, I’m not sure he went public with her so much as the other way around. If rumor is to be believed, she is the one who started spreading the story around…

  81. Ms. K says:

    I have one question to the Kickette-readers:

    Of all hot women C-Ron’s been dating why did he pick the ugliest one to go public with?
    To make the rest of us feel like we actually have a chance or is it because he can’t do better when it comes to the real thing?

    Very confusing indeed.

  82. Two Yellows says:


    Those pictures of whatsherface are OUT OF CONTROL.

    I was a bit bitter (I’m going to admit) about the whole C-Ron and whatsherface, but after seeing those, there is nothing to be bitter (or jealous) about. I’d much rather be me than be struggling (in oh-so-many ways) like her.

    Those pictures are STRUGGLES!!!!!

  83. Ella says:

    Moongirl and Signora Maldini: Yeah, Rooney seemed a bit pale but not bad. Then again, Rooney is never bad per se

  84. Erin says:

    That was one of my favorite penalty kicks in a really long time. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Even if he took them shirtless, he’d have to put a bag over his head for me to be remotely interested.

  85. lose that girl says:

    Hey, TFO—*any* time!

    Love him, love him!!

  86. LTG, thanks for the Owen pic!  So so so dreamy. . . .

  87. c9 says:

    A nurse she may be Johnna but don’t be so naive to call her a saint. I’m sure your a great nurse yourself, but I know of a few who are under par when it comes to their patients. I read the article and saw the pics, but it didn’t paint such a great image of her either.

    Maybe you know his mother very well to know that she so approves of Cris’ GF posing nude for the world? I wouldn’t want my son’s GF nude, I would find it to be disgraceful.

    But all this IsMO! We are all entitled to them here, many thanks for sharing yours wink

  88. Johnna says:

    LMAO it absolutely kills me how people think they know what’s better for the boy than he does himself. Or that they know what makes him happy and what doesn’t. A missed PK does not mean he’s in emotional turmoil for his girlfriend having posed topless for some pictures.

    And I also love how everyone takes a look at the photos and is quick to jump on board calling her a gold digger and a whore, but doesn’t read the article where it’s talking about how she’s a nurse and helps people everyday. You can’t only have it your way.

    On another note… Cris baby you are looking gorgeous. And I’m sure since Fergie reamed your ass out about that missed chance, you’ll be back to your wonderful and talented self next game. Just don’t get too cheeky on the PKs anymore, love.

  89. FootballerChick43 says:

    I still don’t like him.

    His chest? Yes.

    His face and other parts?

    Eff no.

  90. c9 says:

    Hhhmmmm, the pics of Cris are a delight, No? I’m still a little numb from the draw yesterday, it was okay football <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/ohoh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="oh oh" style="border:0;" /> Don’t know how to feel today, I’m neither sad nor mad??? I’ll be keeping very quiet until my husband has figured what the problem could be <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/hmm.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" />

    Kickette once again thank you for the Cris love today! Big game on Saturday as well. I hope the entire team can perform well and SAF makes sound decisions when it come to the starting XI <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  91. brandy says:

    My poor little Cris! Don’t let it get you down! You are still the top scorer and have many player of the year awards smile People tend to forget that after one miss…

    She is nipple-tastic! I think if we all stop fussing about her he’ll be bored soon enough!

    Still looks HOT even when he is sad! YUMMY!!!

  92. dani,,Premier League says:

    i like the house as it is
    and im still revelling in the penalty miss x

  93. Lil' says:

    i am sure they are very respecful of the environment and with the new car that C-Ron as just bought i am sure i will ask his teammate to drive them to the training field

    due to her background, whatsheface, Nereida must be dreaming, imagine living in a house of this size, such a car
    even if she stays with with him for a few weeks she will have something to speak about to her little children

    and if Ferguson agrees with the organisation of parties such as the ine MU organized for Christmas, i think he has nothing to say about who his players are dating
    except if it has an effect on their performances

  94. Moongirl says:

    Maybe they’re all moving in near each other so they can car share <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  95. Lil' says:

    and at least gemma kept her bra on…

  96. Lil' says:

    they did not expell anyone in order to build its mansion, so why do they complain exactly? if he wants to have a giant house with no land around, it s his business, no?
    and i have never heard about lack of green btw
    why do they all live so close one from another?

    if i was a neighbour what would worry the most about would be the number of person he hires for its own security, but as long as i could see him in underwear from my window, i would not complain…

  97. kaya says:

    Ok, haven’t had time to read everyone’s comments, but I just have a few minutes. Why is it that C Ron for me is a bit like GW Bush? The less I actually see of him on TV, the better. I know Crissy gets hacked, and I don’t like Marquez, tbh, but there are so many times were Crissy stamps his feet around like a 12 year old girl who’s just had her phone taken away, it’s pathetic. Mostly only reading football news and not usually getting to watch actual games, I had begun to imagine that he’d grown up a bit. I was wrong!
    He does have a better than average baller body, I’ll give him that… but his face just looks kinda mentally slow to me. I guess maybe that’s just his game face <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    But regardless, he was the only Man U player you ever got the feeling had a glimmer of danger with the ball. I suspect it’s different when they’re at home, but the few MU games I’ve watched, I’ve had a similar feeling. There was definitely some hard work on defense, though… they should feel quite happy coming out of Camp Nou with the 0-0 draw.

  98. Kiki says:

    And Sir Alex thought Posh was bad news!

    OMG!! Your soo right LOSE THAT GIRL!!

    Niceee pic of Cris…you know…I’m kinda sad today…but this is the kinda of thing that reeealy cheers me up!!!

    Whatsherface??? Please…I’m sick of this sort of people…

  99. Moongirl says:

    Could be another case of this bizarre disease we British have – the symptoms of which include a need to diss anyone who has a better life/bigger house/faster car than us!!!!!

    Sorry said i wouldnt make these kind of statements again didnt i red face

  100. Bella Donna says:

    There houses are nice, but if I remember seeing pics of the house Ronaldo bought it is an eye sore, seriously.

    I stayed at the Marriott by the Airport a few weeks ago and we saw Rooney drive by in his Aston Marton on our way back from the shop.  Silvestre stopped in too and we had our picture taken with him.

    Yeah, sending Joey Barton in to straighten her out would be great!  I am sure he could teach Ronaldo a few things.  He didn’t get prison yesterday did he?