May 13th, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo: My Eyes!

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If you have anything planned for the rest of the day, cancel it. You’ll need to be doing every manner of CSI-level scanning and analyzing to determine the owner of the package in question.

Btw, we feel this video is completely mistitled – Cristiano looks hella uncomfortable to us, not “intrigued”. More of a “didn’t see a thing there, mate. But I am going to move over just a little bit and try to spell my name backwards to clear my mind of this vision” type of vibe.

That’s our take after watching this six dozen times, anyway.

UPDATE: Apparently, it’s Park Ji-Sung who’s so… happy.  Who knew?  See here, and here. Since he’s next to Evra, you can hardly blame him. Thanks Amber!

Via ONTD Football

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42 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: My Eyes!”

  1. sahil says:

    he is a great player..

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I love this video, it's hilarious.

  3. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I love this video, it’s hilarious.

  4. Rebecca says:

    Hahahahhahh! This is the funniest thing I’ve seen for a loooong time. I love how he looks down between his legs, and then look up with the best expression ever. Discreet Ron, very discreet…

  5. Amber says:

    Aww thanks! My Ronaldo obsession comes in handy some days.

  6. RedHeart says:

    Frickin' hilarious. LOL

  7. LynxKitten says:

    Nope, as repulsive as ever to me…

  8. Boston Red says:

    No words… LOL LOL LOL LOL

  9. Eternal Dreamer says:

    HAHAHA! It looks like he is making a comparison. "Whoa, is mine that big when I'm 'happy'?" His look seems like a look of insecurity, but by the way he looked down it seems to be a look of insecurity about himself!

  10. izzy says:

    Holy cow. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The boys at Republic of Mancunia are getting quite kick out of it as well…

  11. Mrs Fernando Torres says:

    how about vidic? looks like him but honest this is the funniest video i've ever seen!

  12. HiL says:

    His expression is priceless. LOL

  13. Lola says:

    He clearly thinking ‘OMG, what-what-what? They come in that size?’ then looks down to check his own little chap. Showing great mastery of subtlety there, Chris.

  14. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:


  15. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    OMG, I howled when I first watched this!!! Then I watched it again another 7 or 8 times. I'm with FTC on this one: the legs don't really look a lot like Parky's, but I have to say the legs are far too short to be Carrick's. So… wow, Parky! [mildly shocked] Cristiano's reaction is absolutely hysterical!!!! LOL LOL LOL

  16. The Fourth Official says:

    Parky, you scamp you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who woulda thunk?

  17. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Oh. My…. wow. Just… wow.

  18. Avenath says:


  19. Johnna says:

    LMAAAAAAO. That is an amazing video.

  20. Amber says:

    The guy is Park Ji-sung. I did the detective work in the ontd_football thread.…
    Cris, Evra, unknown, and Tevez.…
    And then Cris, Evra, Park, and Tevez.

    Who knew the little guy was packing so much heat. Kill the stereotypes Park is at your service.

    Also, this was when they were training before the the Champions League final.

    Sometimes my Ronaldo obsession comes in handy. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  21. Christina V says:


  22. Amber says:

    Here is the photos for those in doubt. Believe me I couldn't believe it at first either. haha.… Cris, Evra, unknown(park), and Tevez.… Here you can see Tevez, Park, Evra, and Cris. Gotta love it.

  23. Lolinha says:

    By far the best thing I've seen in a long time. I laughed until I cried, then just kept watching it some more. Hysterical! Especially with the porn-track playin' Definately NOT intrigued… More in the lines of "Oh God why did I look"

  24. ferzie says:


  25. Rebecca says:

    No it hasn't, Becca :O Nice name btw (:

  26. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    Omg this vid is sooo frickin funny, my Goodness his expression is PRICELESS; LOVES IT!!!

  27. mrscudicini says:

    ROFL…that is good…he's all "Why is mine so small compared to THAT?"

  28. striker says:

    Amber, your detective work was amazing.

  29. Dreamgirl says:

    That's the innocence in Cris shining through. Fantastiic video.

  30. Genevieve Gourcuff says:


  31. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Park – really, legs dont look right for Parky either. Ah well.

  32. FirstTeamCoach says:

    BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Possibly Carrick, but the legs dont look right – Roo?

  33. aristeia says:

    Wow, I've never been so amused at a video w/ CRon before. *wipes tears away from eyes* Very, very funny. :D

  34. Becca says:

    Its been removed!!

  35. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    Okay, I just LOLed so hard then! Ji-Sung Park!? Who knew!

  36. carly says:

    Seriously, this is just unbelievable. I don't know what to say, so I'll just laugh until I cry. haahha

  37. Erin says:

    Priceless! LOL

  38. Meer. says:

    OMG I just can’t stop laughing. That face Cris made, EPIC. This is briliant. No matter what I do, I keep giggling and laughing everytime I think of that expression. Legen- Wait for it -dary!
    too funnytoo funnytoo funnytoo funnytoo funnytoo funnytoo funnytoo funnytoo funny

  39. Jelly says:

    OMG he looks uncomfortable and shocked like it’s “impossible” for his fellow team mate to stand like a pole. Great vid lol

  40. Mamichula says:


  41. carly says:

    Seriously, this is just unbelievable. I don’t know what to say, so I’ll just laugh until I cry. haahha

  42. lose that girl says:

    Kickette, you’ll have a very hard time topping this one!