January 7th, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxes in Portugal

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image via BIG Pictures UK/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com

Looks like Cristiano Ronaldo brought both his six pack and his silver flip flops along on his trip to Maderia.  He’s obviously an efficient packer when it comes to carry on luggage.

The Man Utd winger has been hanging out in Portugal with his agent, Jorge Mendes and his family – Cristiano’s mom is celebrating her 50th birthday.

C-Ron was also spotted visiting his sister’s boutique in Funchal – you remember the CR7 shop, yes?  We’re sure many a man bag has been bought and sold at that little shop.

Also: we flicked through all the photos on offer in this holiday series and not one of them contained a hoochie, skank or skeevie.  Happy new year, indeed!

Double also: it’s one of our life’s goals to spend five minutes alone in a room with Cristiano’s obliques.  And also his pecs. And possibly a bicep. You see where this is heading.

 

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35 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxes in Portugal”

  1. jrww says:

    this man is surely the man of my dreams, he's a greek god. and no hair on chest please, only on legs. he's a god.

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yep, he's hot, he knows it and thankfully he's not afraid to share it. Kickette you have some awesome life aims.

  3. Xabi's Gerrard says:

    Jesus christ, what the hell is he wearing? Cron, put some clothes on for god’s sake!

  4. Berbie's Barbie says:

    This picture just made my week ; )

  5. *ele* says:

    put some clothes on please C. in portugal there is cold as in italy….please please pleas u seems so mad!!!

  6. carly says:

    He is on holiday? Lucky him. Most of Portugal is under negative temperatures but I guess Madeira is a bit warmer. Still, I wouldn't run around half-naked there, Ron must have warm blood. ;)

  7. Brandy says:

    Forget the obliques etc…. I’d spend some time with the whole ahem… package ;) Drooooooool!

  8. Nelly says:

    Ay Cristiano! Why do you have to be so damn HOT! You are definitely a sight to behold! I happen to think that there is nothing wrong with the flip flops and shorts. Compared to to the weather in Manchester, I'm sure Maderia feels like summer. Anyway, I would like to thank the photographer, cuz it's a wonderful shot of Cristiano on holiday.

  9. Rebecca says:

    No no no, I don't like this. Especially the whole "no hair thing" that he's obsessed with (and Fabregas is in the trap too nowadays!). I want my man to be a bit hairier than me, thank you! And what happened to those beautiful abs?

  10. mrs jt ;) says:

    hm well, if youve got it flaunt it? lol

  11. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yep, he's hot, he knows it and thankfully he's not afraid to share it. Kickette you have some awesome life aims.

  12. carly says:

    He is on holiday? Lucky him.

    Most of Portugal is under negative temperatures but I guess Madeira is a bit warmer. Still, I wouldn’t run around half-naked there, Ron must have warm blood. ;)

  13. lose that girl says:

    Silver flip flops to match all the silverwear United already own! :) Personally I like rosaries worn as jewelery. They're beautiful and should be seen.lose that girl blog

  14. Susie says:

    Of course there was no hoochie or skanks in sight;

    He was in Portugal!

    lol

  15. lindsay torres says:

    ronaldo…uh im thinkin hes put on a few pounds after the holidays… and yah his legs look totally shaved…awkward

  16. kjadskiej says:

    Do his legs look shaved???

  17. Jelly says:

    yum! I'd like some of that please. Infact make it ALL of that please. This look is so much better than the horror pink and green thing he wore in LA

  18. banri says:

    lol cron

  19. Dani.Mrs José says:

    no matter how many topless pictures you post of C-ron i still wont join his bandwagon yes hes a good player but i dont see the attraction he takes more time on his appearance than most girls which is wrong !

  20. Dreamgirl says:

    He's feeling hot because he knows all the United girls are hiding behind those rocks. I really don't get this whole rosary debate. Lots of people wear crosses and other religious jewellery all the time. So why not rosaries?

  21. GO says:

    wow. is it this hot in Portugal this time of the year??? *checks calendar* *checks map*. yeah. it's right there where I knew it was. *wants to live in Portugal*

  22. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Only Cris could get away with silver flip flops, at least they match his shorts, which I wish he would ditch! Looking mighty fine. Second what Fourth says, come back and be rockin' for Sunday

  23. Filthygorgeous says:

    Ahh bless Cristiano for not letting the weather get in the way of flaunting his bloody fantastic body. Matching coloured shorts and flip flops duly noted :)

  24. c9 says:

    I would love more hip dip, but other than that I can't complain too much ;-p Hugs & kisses to kickette for posting such a fine specimen of a picture for all of us to analyze, perve and degrade all at the same time!!!!!!!!!

  25. Katie-Patie says:

    WRONG! On so many levels.

  26. Boston Red says:

    Ugh disgusting. Hurts my eyes. Can he get into shape, please? Honestly, how much longer do we have to look at him like this? Put some clothes on.

  27. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    *Tries not to be affected* This TOTALLY started up a new C Ron phase for me. Oh no.

  28. Avenath says:

    Trust CRon to walk around sans shirt in supposedly cold weather…however, i thank him for doing so with proper shorts and not those awful pink ones he had on in LA last year…that would have been too painful…

  29. Helle (Footiegirl) says:

    Don’t think you can call this man pudgy lol… Those are som small shorts – I like that ;o) and btw I think I have actually been at this place – looks very familiar… Only I didn’t see any men looking like that!

  30. VictoryFord says:

    i usually understand why people like Ronaldo, but i cant in this picture. He usauly borders on the far flank of meterosexuallity, but he looks way over the border here. Do longer shorts not exist in Manchester or Portugal? But on the plus side, at least theyre not shiny.

  31. Becca says:

    Hehe .. Get your Hot Pants On ;)

  32. The Fourth Official says:

    I remarked yesterday on the United thread, when we saw similar pics, that I thought he was looking a bit pudgy after Christmas. I stand corrected. :P I trust he’s back for Sunday’s big match feeling rested and ready to rock and roll!

    And yes, before it’s said, we know that certain people on this forum hate rosaries being worn as jewellery. And certain people hate C-Ron. It’s all very tiresome. *yawn* Get over it.

  33. RedGirl (Mrs. Casillas) says:

    LOL, my mum’s eyes went straight to his silver flip flops!!!! She said “If we were the same shoe size I could totally borrow those!” =P I guess that says it all…

  34. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    *Tries not to be affected* This TOTALLY started up a new C Ron phase for me. Oh no.

  35. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    No comment. No comment at all.