May 13th, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo: Rock On

Cristiano Ronaldo was papped coming out of the Lowry hotel yesterday morning working the rock-star-bunny-ears hand sign.


image courtesy of EMPICS/KEYSTONE Press

A question for the C-Ron appreciators out there: does the ride up of the shirt and that one inch of perfectly toned edible torso-flesh give you the tizzies? Are we the only ones who find that accidental flash of skin almost as sexy as seeing the whole thing?

Wait. Upon reflection and several minutes spent reviewing the whole thing, we take that back. But you see our point, yes?

Side note: Apparently, Cristiano headed to the Circa club with Nani on Sunday night, which is why he wasn’t present at the casino shindig with the rest of the crew.  Interestingly, Whatsherface was not in attendance. We have yet to confirm a location or sighting.  Perhaps she was working.

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108 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: Rock On”

  1. Tugafurioso says:

    That horns hand sign in Portugal (and other Mediterranean countries) is used to insult someone. when a men has got a cheating wife, we say he has horns ("cornudo", google it), so most likely he is insulting someone that is irritating him.

  2. open your eyes says:

    "Rock-star-bunny-ears hand sign"? Excuse me but in every way that's the devil horns hand sign. Are you retarded or something? I can't surely say that he's in the Illuminati, but that's the favourite hand sign of the satanists, not some Bunny Rabbit shit!

  3. Satareh says:

    I hate the fact I find this sleaze attractive, but oh god i would :) Just so long as I don't catch sight of that Man U shirt!

  4. HoneyBee says:

    Where is C9?A story about Ron and she’s not here!
    HE LOOKS HOT-although I have been seeing a lot of light recently I feel a little dark cloud over me seeing this pic.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />
    I hope Whoreida will be past very soon,but let’s face it girls-next girl in Ron’s life will be just like her.

  5. Candace says:

    Love it all!  smile

  6. DiorHeels says:

    Do me, Ron.

    Good to see Nereida not present…for now

  7. carly says:

    Asma, can’t complain. But that doesn’t stop me from looking elsewhere. lol

  8. ThE TanK says:

    want some more drooling over mr. C? Don’t know if u saw this one, but…

    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

    check out the baaack….… Pictures/?action=view&current=cristianoronaldo8.jpg

  9. dos santos girl says:

    yeeeep.  He’s looking fiiiiit!

  10. Asma:)CR7 says:

    Carly lol well I was helping him practise his English did you not notice how good it was at the awards?

    I really want to learn it cos I would love to go to Portugal for some CR7 stalking.  Do you have a lot of hotties there?

  11. Lazynative says:

    Wow, seem to have upset some of Ronaldo’s admirers here. Just to clarify though, I never said nor does, anybody really (in my opinion) thinks he isn’t a good footballer – he clearly is. I also wouldn’t characterise him as a flat track bully as some label him and Torres as. they are better than that.

    I do however, think he is overrated; both by the media and by the hyperbolic Utd fans and some of the things being said about him are just plain silly. I recall being told by one gushing admirer (who actually commentates for a regional radio station on Football so should know better) that he was going to ‘destroy the Catalonian dreams at the Nou Camp’ a ridiculous statement if ever there was one and we all know what happened with Barca – hardly a side that has covered itself with glory this season at home, losing to weaker teams like Mallorca. But as someone said it isn’t fair to hold him responsible for what others say about him.

    Personally, I have to say I do have a pathological dislike of the guy and I am not sure why (no doubt one of my many issues that I need to work on!). Going strictly by what I have seen though I stand by my judgement; I only got a chance to see him regularly in his second season in the EPL which in all fairness was before he hit his hot streak. I missed most of the Utd games this season being abroad and the ones I did see – the last being their 2-1 defeat to West Ham away, he was disappointing, but then this was true of the whole side, so he can’t be singled out for that. but together with what one can see on TV; I would say compared to other really great footballers I have had a chance to see like Zidane and Ronaldinho; he doesn’t show any of the signs of creative genius or style that would put him in the same league. Hence my feeling about him being overrated but caveats are that he is still arguably not near his full potential and one can make these judgements with confidence only towards the end of a player’s career. I personally don’t think he will ever come close but that is a subjective judgement

  12. Bella Donna says:

    I think he looks gorgeous!!  I heard too that he was at the Circle Club (which I am always near when I go to Manchester, but could never get in) and was with some girl.  I bet he gets girls left and right coming over to him and you know he sooo loves the attention.

    I wonder if the days of “Whoredia” are over?  I’ll believe it when I see it that is for sure.  If I saw him coming out of that hotel I would so jump on him, you can tell he is fit and well he brings a smile to my crappy day.

  13. carly says:

    Asma, hmm, you should have been practising while you were with CR7. I’m not even going to ask what you were doing instead!
    Menina m

  14. louisquatorze says:

    I’m not sure why everyone has such vitriol towards the girlfriend…clearly, C-Ron himself isn’t exactly pure. He’s got himself a bit of a female version of himself, doesn’t he?

  15. Asma:)CR7 says:

    Carly I think your moving over to Ronaldo now lol

    By the way I forgot what you had taught me in Portuguese, Im sorry.  Can you teach me again?

    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

  16. carly says:

    I think the Flash of Flesh is even better than the whole thing. C-Ron doesn’t do it for me but he has mean arms. Not to mention his legs. Or his chest.

    Ok, I’ll go now.

  17. Asma:)CR7 says:

    No matter how much you hate him girls you know he still does something for you.

    Lazynative I think it is in your best interest not to say anything about Ronaldo

  18. jax says:

    Everyone knows how I feel about His Oiliness but there’s absolutely no denying he is one great footballer – we may have different opinions on his looks but surely no-one can question his talent.

    Shamefully I have to admit to licking my lips at seing this picture – from the neck down, obviously, but still….big surprise Must be the heatwave we’re having over here!

  19. Johnna says:

    Mmmmmmmmm my god Cristiano, I love that tease.

    Lazynative, overrated? I’m not sure how anyone could call him overrated when everyone that plays against him are absolutely terrified of him. You can have the opinion that he’s not the best in the world as people are calling him, but don’t say overrated.

  20. Becca x says:

    MXA You Make Me Giggle – Like A Ken Doll!! Lol

    I Like It – Alot.

    But The Whole Thing is Better.

    And Girls Show Some Love To Ronaldo And Us And Stop Arguing, it Was Peaceful Until You Posted These Outragous(sp?) Comments Abusing Ronaldo!!

  21. Deanna says:

    Oh, mmmmm, how totally delicious!! Agree with everyone, that hip bone is so sexy!!! Makes me want to do unmentionable things to him! Thank you, dear Kickette, for making my day!

    Lazynative, I feel like I should be standing up to protect his honour, but I’m in a far too good mood to argue. So, you’re welcome to your opinion, we’ll just wait and see who’s right after the Euro’s. I might remind you that he was the one of the best players at Euro 04 and World Cup 06. And if it’s so easy to put 4-5 past ‘crap’ sides, as you say, why does no one else even come close to his tally? Nearest is Nando, and he’s an out and out striker.

  22. klyn312 says:

    that was the perfect portion of morning nibbles! yum! (and I can’t really say i heart C-ron but I can’t ever say I don’t love his abs!)

  23. Asma:)CR7 says:

    Wow what a hot sexy thing to look.  Loving the bit of flesh – for me he can do no wrong.

    I think he has probably dumped Whoreida – about time darling.

    Security – were.  Kickette has been giving me signs that they are over. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  24. linz says:

    Now I’m not a big C-Ron fan…i kno ladies, don’t judge—BUT this picture and the “unexpected” flash of defined whatever-that-part-of-a-man’s body-that-is-perfectly-sexy is: it has won me over momentarily for the hottness that is Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Thank you Kickette!

  25. Michaela says:

    Oh, and I also second Jacey’s comment.  He’s absolutely the definition of sex on stick.

  26. Emily (Giggsy's Gal) says:

    Normally, when I see C-Ron, I think “Mehhh…“  I think he’s good-looking but I don’t want to tear my clothes off from desire ‘cause I usually find him overly coiffed, groomed and manicured.  To each her own, I say.  I know people don’t adore my baller of choice, which is fine with me.

    I do have to say, though, that the accidental flash of his tummy and pelvic cut made me raise my eyebrows and whistle softly to myself.  Yum, I like that a lot.

    The “rock on”… yeah, I don’t get that.  Nice to see that there’s a strong possibility that the branded cattle, leather-faced girlfriend might be gone.  I don’t like her.  Not one bit.

  27. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    Normally, when I see C-Ron, I think “Mehhh…“  I think he’s good-looking but I don’t want to tear my clothes off from desire ‘cause I usually find him overly coiffed, groomed and manicured.  To each her own, I say.  I know people don’t adore my baller of choice, which is fine with me.

    I do have to say, though, that the accidental flash of his tummy and pelvic cut made me raise my eyebrows and whistle softly to myself.  Yum, I like that a lot.

    The “rock on”… yeah, I don’t get that.  Nice to see that there’s a strong possibility that the branded cattle, leather-faced girlfriend might be gone.  I don’t like her.  Not one bit.

  28. Michaela says:

    Rumor on this forum I heard is that he was seen kissing some girly other than Whoreida at the Circle Club in Manchester.  Maybe the whole Whoreida thing is over.  Hopefully anyway.

  29. Signora Maldini says:



  30. Signora Maldini says:

    Aoife – I agree with you. He does look rather moody. Could just be tiredness though. I wouldn’t read *too* much into it.

    And Nightlife, what are you talking about? I’m pretty sure that if any semi reliable newspaper had been reporting another orgy with hookers, we’d have heard about it by now tongue wink

    Security code: writing63 – as in the writing is on the wall for Whoreida? I’m really liking these omesn LOL

  31. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    The tummy flash really isn’t doing it for me. It’s like lifting the shirt on a Ken doll. Too smooth and plasticy (spelling?). When getting a glimse of a man’s stomach I like to see a little snail trail of hair. Sorry Cris, still not doing it for me.

    Yet, anyway…..!!

  32. NightLife says:

    There were reports in the UK newspapers three days ago that C Ronaldo had again a romp with some hookers before the big game (he says is a good like thing, he is such a whore). Kickette can you find that article?

    So I want to know on whatsherface though about that.

  33. Aoife says:

    I want to know who is he telling to “rock out” with his sign? Look at his face. Couldn’t care less about rocking out, yet his hand is doing the Jovi. He’s just going through the motions. :(

  34. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:

    oh somebody just please tell me we are nearing the starting to the end of whoreida!!!


  35. Kelly says:

    short shirt and mismatching cap can be forgiven for that ounce of flesh.

    i’m not one to really keep up with this stuff – but i heard through the message board grapevine last night that he was caught partying/kissing some spanish whoreida wanna-bes (if that’s even possible) at whatever after party he was at. i’d like to see pics for proof but this gives us a glimmer of hope that it’s been waaaay past her five minutes of topless fame.

  36. Lazynative says:

    Yes, sorry about the spelling and grammar; typed things out too quickly for my own good. Didn’t realise it would be taken so seriously though.

    We can agree to disagree about Ronaldo and for what its worth I am well aware that mine is a minority opinion

  37. Signora Maldini says:

    You can hardly blame *him* for who other people decide to compare him too.

    And believe it or not, he’d probably be the first to tell you that he’s not interested in becoming the next Maradona or Henry (although how *you* could put Maradona and Henry in the same breath baffles my brain; and I’m an Arsenal fan).

    And you know the 41 goals he scored this season were all against crap sides. Nothing to do with his skills at all.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />

    Gimme me a break. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />

    And that’s my serious two cents for the day. I now return to my regularly scheduled stomach staring. Someone hand over the chocolate sauce, please <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  38. bangonthemoney says:

    Lazynative I applaud you. You’re BANGONTHEMONEY.

  39. Jacey says:

    Now that there is just sex on a stick. Yummy.

  40. I think I’d respect your opinion more highly if you could actually spell and construct a grammatically correct sentence.  Otherwise, I don’t have the time or inclination to indulge an ignorant muppet.

  41. bangonthemoney says:

    He’s short-fingered.

  42. Lazynative says:

    Is a good player definitely, perhaps even a great one but is wayyyy overrated; sorry, too people are comparing him to Maradona or Henry make me doubt there sanity. Generally speaking only ManUtd indulge in the hyperbole (as can be expected); think his game has developed well and suits Utd’s attacking style brilliantly but just cos’ you can bang in 4-5 past mid-table sides Fulham, does not make you the world’s greatest player, with all due respect.

  43. Aoife says:

    Awww look at him and his bunny ears! I’m finding him kind of adorable now after watching him and Nani goof off in that Hargreaves interview.

    Crossing over to the dark side!

    And the flash of hip and pelvic bone area is doing funny things to my insides.

    I do hope the saggy boobed “stripper” has gone for good. I miss Hooker Lover C Ron.

  44. Lazynative, what planet are you living on?  Most overrated player of the decade.  Jesus Christ, get your facts straight before you make a complete idiot of yourself.

  45. Lazynative says:

    How can anyone find this odious individual attractive? Most overrate footballer of the decade by far. Portugal are going to get creamed in the Euros and I am going to love watching it because of this muppet.

  46. Blair says:

    That little peek at the pelvic bone is just lovely, tittilating in fact.

  47. Signora Maldini says:

    Totally with you on the accidental flash, Kickette. It’s hot and he’s a tease. All to be expected really.

    As for the absence of Whatsherface…we wait for see. She was clearly not in Manchester this weekend at the Utd awards or at the after party.

    One can only hope that the monster has gone back to whatever polluted lake she emerged from in the first place….

    Not sure about the rock on sign thing though. That’s just a bit odd.

    Security code : over46. An omen that Whoreida is no more??

  48. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yeah I feel the same LTG. I speak to the girls on here more than my friends and family some days. I love the comments and fun we have. But it has been feeling like people don’t like reading through our posts. And I start to feel uncomfortable when we end up going of topic.

    I wont be leaving though, I’d miss it all too much. And I really hope Fourth doesn’t go either!!

    You girls are all the best. No matter how bad a day I’m having I know someone on here will make me smile.

  49. I’m deeply offended.
    Okay, this is a website and technically, I don’t really know any of you. But in my time spent on this website, I feel like I DO know many of you. I look forward to our interactions. We have a special bond here. Most of the gals who post here are witty, super intelligent and are exactly the type of people that I would be friends with if we lived in close proximity.

    So I’m offended! This site is supposed to be fun and if the people who come here daily—who make it what it IS—feel that they can’t post here, then something is wrong. I’m older than most of you here and just do not take kindly to the wonderful people on here getting bullied. NOT COOL!

    Please don’t let this site become a home for wackos and tumbleweeds.

  50. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m here. But things just seem wrong today <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

  51. FootballerChick43 says:

    I still think he’s queer.

    But a locked in the dungeon type.

  52. Never mind the ‘rock on’ hand configuration….I can think of another that best describes this day…

    CRIS IS HOT! Oh yes. (I feel like I’m chatting to myself—how NOT fun is that?)

    Come back, Fourth, Mrs. Xabi!! Gigi Neville-Brown, c9?? Rusty? Deanna? Malin? Brandy? LoveLamps????

    Glad to see you here, Asma! Thanks for all your searching for Owen pix for me. You’re a doll.

  53. Asma:)CR7 says:

    Come on Fourth I don’t think you should leave.

  54. Geez….what have I missed? I go to work—can’t post from there—and come back to see the thread has been invaded by nasty folk and our beloved TFO is calling it quits?!?!?

    TFO—don’t YOU go!!!
    Don’t leave us here to fight off the people who have no manners or punctuation!!

    Totally sucky.

    On thread comment so I qualify for being ‘good’—-
    Cris is defo sexy. Yes, he’s oily….yes he’s a hooker lover, but he’s HOT. Nuff said.

  55. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Please don’t leave Fourth, your comments are always so funny. You would really be missed. Maybe when the community is up and running things like this wont happen. Come back!!!! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

  56. c9 says:

    So this is what happens on my hunnys thread??!!!!! I come one here to stare at his abs and see what all my lovely ladies have written and instead I find a few bad apples, Ms kickette upset and TFO planning to leave us!!!!!

    This cannot be happening in the world of kickette!!!!!!!

  57. Asma:)CR7 says:

    good news for us c-ron fans he is saying he is not leaving united…

  58. jax says:

    Aw, don’t leave Fourth downer There’s still so much to look forward to – Champions League, Euro and most importantly the Roo/Col wedding. Sorry you’re feeling this way – I suppose lying in a darkened room or pouring a stiff drink wouldn’t help ? Actually you’re probably at work so those are sackable offences. Forget that.

    Maybe things are a little shaky in Kicketteland. Hopefully the summer break will refresh everyone and the weird people will have tired of this site and gone to pollute another.

  59. MJC says:

    I like the off thread discussions I think they’re quite amusing… but I can understand whyt hey would be frustrating.. kudos to the hardworking gals behind the site that it is growing, good on them.

    Never fear though – I clicked on the community button and it looks like the message boards are coming this month!! yeee!

    So that will sort out alot of the comment yak fo sho.

    And on the Cristiano post: DELISH

  60. brandy says:

    I hear you TFO. It used to be clever and snarky comments and now it is a big discussion forum of “good night wishes” and “what are you studying” etc… each thread has hundreds of off-topic and unfunny comments…
    I just read what Kickette writes, post my comment and leave the rest…

  61. Kiki says:

    Can’t speak…can’t write….can’t breathe…

    Too HOT!!! HOT AS HELL!!!!!

    I’m melting!!!!

    The pelvic bone makes me crazy!

  62. AJ says:

    Noooooo TFO! I don’t come here as often as I used to for the same reason but hang in there, please. I’d miss your Keano love! Besides, someone has to sort out the bad apples and you have a knack at putting them in their place. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  63. AJ says:

    Hot hotness to the superhotteth degree. So hot, I can’t even spare a second away from those abs to come up with an opinion on the “rock on” gesture. Am I the only one who finds the curious absence of whatsherface ALMOST as titillating as the sneak peak of flesh? No more retina searing boobie shots, perhaps? Seriously, her nips were the stuff of nightmares.

    Lazynative, back to 606 or wherever you normally go, a little out of your element methinks.

    CR_G’s, Cris does get it a little worse than the rest. TBH, I can’t think of another footballer that gets any s**t on this site but I’ve been told that it does happen, just don’t recall it myself <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />. But, never fear, Ronnie lovers are still in the majority. Just skip over the ones that are known to C-Ron bash and prob solved. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />  Everyone is entitled to their opinion and he does seem to elicit pretty strong feeling one way or the other. Not a lot of gray area with him.

  64. That’s it for me, kids. I think I’m calling it quits.  Kickette isn’t so much fun for me anymore.  Too big, too much weirdness and not the same feeling of community we used to have.  Ciao, bambinas!

  65. brandy says:

    I see skin. Hot, lean, muscle-rippling underneath young yummy skin…
    I’m sorry, what else happened in the text above. I didn’t read it…. I stopped at the skin!

  66. Asma:)CR7 says:

    Like I said if you have a problem then you know where to go


  67. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh, Jax, I love that. He shall now be known not as C-Ron, but as Ken-Ron!!! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    And I too apologise, MrsKickette doesn’t often step in so she must be p!ssed to have posted. I shall stay well out of this one <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  68. CR_G'S says:

    Oh please, ‘No-one is saying bad stuff about Ronaldo’ don’t let me laugh.
    A website is made for other people to give their opinion, not the site-maker.

    I don’t want to fight with another Ronaldo-fan so…

  69. CR_G'S says:

    Oh please, ‘No-one is saying bad stuff about Ronaldo’ don’t let me laugh.
    A website is made for other people to give their opinion, not the site-maker.

    I don’t want to fight with another Ronaldo-fan so…

  70. jax says:

    Sorry Mrs Kickette, was writing my previous post while you were slapping our wrists <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

    Back to topic – having suffered a slight relapse in thinking C was momentarily hot, have now come to my senses thanks to Mrs X and agree about Ken-Ron.

    I love you all, really I do.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  71. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Bad and mean stuff about Cris?? Where? Most the girl’s on here adore the man. And the ones that don’t? Well that’s their opinion. We are all allowed a different one.

    Kickette is fantastic, it’s sarky, fabulous and provide’s entertainment for all the visitors. Please do not feel the need to come and slag off it or the people who visit it.

    Now back to the matter at hand please…..why can’t he leave the wax alone????

  72. Asma:)CR7 says:

    No-one is saying bad stuff about Ronaldo well I’m certainly not cos he is rather hot.

    People are entitled to their opinions and there is no need to slag off the website for it.

    If you have a problem then you know where to go

  73. CR_G'S says:

    yeh right…
    [never heard of msn?]

    I’m just saying that this site is saying some bad and mean stuff about Cris, and i HATE that…understand?

  74. CR_G'S says:

    yeh right…
    [never heard of msn?]

    I’m just saying that this site is saying some bad and mean stuff about Cris, and i HATE that…understand?

  75. jax says:

    Hmm CR_G’S, you don’t sound like you’re very comfortable on this site – why don’t you run along and find another one where people swear alot and have bad grammar and are rude to each other.

    Speaking for myself, I am university educated, have a very nice life and come on Kickette to have a bit of fun swapping (not to be taken too seriously) comments with other football loving people.

  76. Sarah x says:

    Theres No Sign Of Whatshername, He Must Of Got Rid Of Her :D
    This Picture Is Quite Amazing <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  77. CR_G'S says:

    Cristiano Ronaldo is hot!!! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />


  78. CR_G'S says:

    Cristiano Ronaldo is hot!!! grin


  79. kickette says:

    We welcome a variety of opinions in the comments but please keep personal attacks out of your posts.  For those who need a refresher: the topic of this post is about C-Ron’s hot inch of flesh that is hot. And exposed. And hot.
    Thank you.

  80. Moongirl (Mrs Sender says:

    I dont think clutching it will help you get over him LucyLu

    Quite the opposite in fact if the rumours are true <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  81. LucyLu says:

    Well, yes, we’ll see MG… I have to clutch at something!

    I keep looking at the top pic and staring at the exposed area. If Ken dolls looked like that then they’d be sold out <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    *Forces self to leave thread*

  82. Rusty says:

    still don’t care.

    To Shelby – I must spend time on different sites on the internet, because I see him far too much already. I wish he’d go away. (I don’t want anything to happen to him at all; he’s done nothing to me. I’m just really, really sick of him.) Though when Nadine Coyle and Jesse Metcalfe were dating, I heard nothing new about Girls Aloud, so even if he were dating an American, who knows if he’d have been in the papers.

    To the person complaining about this site: for the eight millionth time, if you don’t like what people are saying on the internet, DON’T READ IT!

  83. Asma:)CR7 says:

    if dumb and lifeless people comment on this then why are you doing it?

  84. Moongirl (Mrs Sender says:

    Yes I third the excessive Utd thing I think ive run out of admiration for their hotness now!!! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Im the first to admit that Man city dont really rock the block in terms of looks so im not expecting pics of them but I would welcome anything from Arsenal/Liverpool or Spain – see im not fussy <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Not sure about the Portugal shirt putting you off LucyLu but hey if it gives you hope you run with it <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  85. You know, it’s unfortunate, but the more popular Kickette becomes, the more idiots it attracts.

  86. Moongirl (Mrs Sender says:

    CR_G’S: At the risk of sounding a touch patronising – there’s a little cross in the right hand corner of the page….

    click it and ‘suffer no more’!!!!!!

    allowing us dumb and lifeless people to carry on commenting s**t <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  87. LucyLu says:

    Aw no don’t say that Mrs X, I’m not lost. I’ll just need an indefinite amount of time to get the C-Ron appreciation out of my system. Actually I think seeing him in a Portugal shirt at the Euros will put a stop to it <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Also, I’m in complete agreement over the excessive United posts! It’s not like they’ve never won it before you know <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  88. CR_G'S says:

    ‘MrsXabiAlonso’ nice too meet you 2, you too

  89. CR_G'S says:

    ‘MrsXabiAlonso’ nice too meet you 2, you too

  90. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    She is not a ‘good girl’, she is a fag hag whore!!!!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="angry" style="border:0;" />

  91. Kelly says:

    mxa – i think i would actually be pleased if he brought home a good girl. someone like nagore perhaps?

  92. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Nice to meet you too CR_G’S, don’t you just sound utterly charming.

  93. CR_G'S says:

    BTW, this is like one of the shittest site i’ve ever seen…sorry ‘kickette’ [what a dumb name btw] but it’s all because of some dumb and lifeless people commenting shit.

  94. CR_G'S says:

    BTW, this is like one of the shittest site i’ve ever seen…sorry ‘kickette’ [what a dumb name btw] but it’s all because of some dumb and lifeless people commenting shit.

  95. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    But he’s hairless!!!!!! Like I said before, it’s like looking at your Ken doll! Not attractive. I fear you may be a lost cause LucyLu.

    I am thinking of emailing MrsKickette to make a formal complaint to the amount of United-ness going on lately. I know they won the league, but this site is meant to be based on hotness, nakedness and style!!! Where’s the love for the other teams?? ((And I DON’T mean Chelsea!!!))

  96. Cherry says:

    I agree 100% about the accidental flash of skin. It’s one of my favorite things. Not a CR fan though.

  97. LucyLu says:

    Blame Kickette Mrs X, why post this picture? Why do it? It’s like offering a bottle of vodka to a recovering alcoholic.

  98. Moongirl (Mrs Senderos) says:

    Bangonthemoney: Finally a reason why I don’t quiver at the sight of C Ron:

    ‘Hes short fingered!!!‘

    I dont know why I didnt see it before rolleyes

    Still think hes a genius on the pitch though smile

  99. Dolce says:

    Oh, flash me, baby

  100. CR_G'S says:

    He don’t give a damn about you haters.<img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="excaim" style="border:0;" />  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  101. CR_G'S says:

    He don’t give a damn about you haters.excaim  wink

  102. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I am very proud of you HoneyBee, you are doing so well. And it’s OK to waver every now and again when you get a glimse of those thighs, it’s definetly understandable!! I shall be watching the final this weekend too ((finally get a weekend off work, now Liverpool have finished all their games, grrrr)) but I find Niko’s face to be too small. Does that make sense??

    I give you about another week LucyLu. You have lasted longer than I expected though…..

  103. LucyLu says:

    This picture is, regrettably, super hot.


    When will I be cured of this?! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" />

  104. HoneyBee says:

    MXA-there is NO WAY that Ronaldo will find himself that kind of girl!So after we get rid of Whoreida we can start hating some other girl.I am seeing a lot of light(occasionally a small dark cloud passes over me).In a way he doesn’t deserve a nice girl,for example me *oh what modesty*.Because I don’t think he can be with one woman for long period of time so he would just make that girl unhappy.I hope you’re proud of me seeing all that light(keep sending that champagne and chocolates).  cheese
    Oh cute Mr.Niko Kranjcar is playing this weekend in FA cup Final.  raspberry I’ll be glued to my tv

  105. Princessa says:

    Oooh he is so hot & sexy. He is simply yummy!

    I think the rock on sign is cute.Lol

  106. Zatil says:

    WOW~ He’s yummy! smile

    And the ‘Rock On’ sign could be an omen that he’s dumped Whoreida.

  107. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    What are all the Cris loving ladies of Kickette going to do when/if he brings home a pretty, innocent, working (a real job too), well dressed, un-whoreish, good Christian lady?? What will you find wrong with her?? Or will you accept her and be thankful he has seen the error of his hookerish ways??

  108. Shelby says:

    He is totally delicious.  I just want to lick that litle bit of his Adonis Dip he is flashing.

    I really wish he would start dating some American actress, musician, model or heck even Lindsey Lohan.  Just anyone from here so I could read about him and see him in Star magazine every week.  Hardly anyone knows who is over here, and it’s sad.  I’m sure we have great hookers over here, Cris!

    On a side note, does anyone know what kind of watch (or in his case, timepiece) he wears?  Link please?  TIA