June 4th, 2008
Cristiano Ronaldo: Speed, Satin and Singing
Cristiano Ronaldo recently appeared on a Portuguese television show profiling his lifestyle and home in the UK.
A word of warning: If you love C-Ron, you’ll love him even more after viewing this program, which is chock full of inside info. However, if you’re not a fan, best not to click through and leave us to our happy thoughts; you will not be entertained.
Want to see his boudoir? Head to about 4.30 into this clip – there are another five in the series.
Btw, those who have viewed these videos extensively have informed us that he has a photo of whatsherface by his nightstand. We didn’t spot it, but best believe, Kickettes – this chica has hit the motherlode.
Our favourite quote from the program comes when Cristiano is driving (he sings along to his stereo a lot, btw). He’s asked if speed is a passion of his. He says, “Sometimes… but it depends on the moment!“
Other bits of info provided: C-Ron sleeps in the right hand corner of his bed, which is black and has black satin sheets; he’s reading the book Elite da Tropa and his bedroom has thumbprint technology for access.
To watch the same clip with English subtitles, and the rest of the series, go to Ronny7.com
Bonus: Random thigh pic of Mr. Ronaldo attached. Mercy.

Unfortunately Zatil-it seems that he and the old hag ho (Whoreida)are ENGAGED.Just read this. Designer should be arrested for fashion against fashion-everything he has ever designed should be burned,buried and sprinkled with holly water to make shore it never raises again.If Ronaldo designed this I volunteer to spank his hot ass.
So let me get this straight…he’s got millions of dollars and can’t even afford a bed frame or a box spring? Is this guy for real? I love him to death but everytime I end up reading about him or watching him, I have to shake my head!! This guy is too much! Is there a need to have a huge mirror right above your bed? And to think that whatsherface has been shagging him in that room…shivers have just run down my spine. The first thing I would do is make-over that room. There is no way I would show that room on national tv. I haven’t heard the reports but I pray that he has sent whatsherface packing.
I don’t want to be mean for all the C-Ron lovers amongst us so I’ll keep it to three words: BIGGEST. WANKER. EVER. The pillows, the bling, the singing, the demonstration of how to sit on a chair…. I’m lost for words. But even I wish he’d chuck Whoreida…..
I LOVE HIM!! Never before have I watched so much of a video that I didn’t understand a word of! I think we have a lot in common Ronny, because I do that “Justin, Ohhhhh” bit to Senorita too. Oh please, ditch whatserface, marry ME.
Good gawd! “Love” is too bland a word for what I feel for this man! C9 how I’ve missed you
You’re right, I think it is time for another hooker story. I would greatly appreciate it
I haven’t heard anything about the split. Last I heard they had a big announcement and they wanted to try for a baby…. Did I miss a thread? I must have because that is a story that Kickette deffo would have posted!
DAMNIT KICKETTE! Stop it…okay i seriously have had enough–I cannot stand Cristiano SO MUCh–but you put these pictures up of his body and I cannot help but want him! I have to stand my ground, I just have to, I don’t care how amazingly perfect those thighs are!
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read some comments and there are so many haters of his room, i think it’s ok 4 a amn with rele a bad fashion sense u know, and black sheets are cool u can’t tell when they’re dirty unless you come on them so give him a break guys haha

wat a hottie he’s not gonna age well tho
HE’S ALSO GOT THE BEST MAN ASS IN FOOBALLING HISTORY
wow wa wee wa i so wanted to jump on him went he went on his bed, he’s got a nice room too, was expecting like rele bad decour or something u noe leapard print walls or something. am so pissed off coz my speakers don’t work DAMMIT!!!
but looking at him was fun.
wat song was he singing along too? somebody please help him singing was so funny, i do that all the time
Cristiano Ronaldo is amazing. He looks great, yes.. but he is a fantastic footballer and there is no denying it.
He’s the complete package, and very photogenic..
does it get any better?
HE IS SO HOT BUT THE MAN HAS A SPONGE FOR A BRAIN IF HE IS STILL WITH WHOREIDA.I’M TELLING YOU GIRLS THAT HE WILL MARRY THE TRAMP.AND THAT IS ONE OF THE UGLIEST ROOMS I HAVE EVER SEEN,BUT WOULDN’T MIND SPENDING HOURS AND HOURS IN THERE WITH HIM.AND DAMN HIS VOICE SOUNDS SO SEXY,I NEED TO REST AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO.MY HANDS ARE SHAKING,I CAN BARELY TYPE,AND FUNCTION NORMAL AFTER THIS.
Whaaat~? Really? He has ditched the old hag ho?
Okay, fast forward to the boudoir bit to check it out. (TFO WHOOOOPS WITH LAUGHTER AND FALLS OFF HER CHAIR) Oh, migawd, I can’t stop laughing. I’m sorry, but that is SUCH a player’s bedroom. Black platform bed, fur rugs, zebra, plasma TV, sound system, mirrors . . . . Not that I’ve ever been in a player’s bedroom (looks around shiftily). And I mean player as in playa, not football player. You know the type I mean.
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Fellow kickettes, I for one loved his entire house, including his bedroom (except for whatsherface pics on the nightstand, yuk!). After watching the special, I adore him even more. They really showed his personaity off the pitch and fans really got to see a side of him that we didn’t know. As for the reports in the news, I think that its best to take all info with a grain of salt. In the interview, he said that 90% of what is published or said is false. So unless we hear it out of his mouth, don’t believe what is said of him.
Oh, one more thing…Cristiano was learning Spanish before he met Whatsherface. Actually, Merche, although from portugal, actuall lived in Spain, so she could have taught him. Besides, as c9 mentioned,Spanish and Portuguese are similar so he could have learned himself (this is what I’m doing). Anyway, he also plays with players who speak Spanish. Cristiano has actually said that he would practice with them.
I want to like him, I really do..So many of my dear fellow Kickettes worship him, so surely it must be me ? Having seen the bedroom I’m still willing to give the benefit of the doubt and entertain two scenarios. Either: it’s not really his bedroom and some set designer thinks all footballers are skanky and devoid of taste Or Christino really is skanky and totally, utterly, devoid of taste.
Seen the video’s – my God it’s enjoyable stuff! And I looked over and over again, but there really wasn’t a picture or Whatserface. Not at all. It’s alright. And it’s pretty freaky cause in my dream once, he was on the right side of my bed too…coincidence? Well, probably, but who cares…:D
lovelamps, go to the link in the post that says “ronny7.com2 and they have all the videos and subtitles there
Does the pic not give him nightmares she is just so annoying
I love the CR7 pillows, would be awful if he fell asleep on one though, the rhinestones would imprint on his face
he is reading elite da tropa O______________O
Brandy, have you not been on the community thread as of late? Come visit when you’ve got time
It was in a Spanish or Portuguese mag, something like that. I think it’s great that she just hasn’t been spotted really!
Right on Nelly! Couldn’t have said any of it better myself
Ewwww! I shall have nightmares forever about that bedroom!
Cris, Cris, Cris….money can buy many things including a lovely stylish bedroom! All I can think of is, ew. I’m speechless. lose that girl
Kickette.. you were right… BORED! not a fan at all.. even I love when he sang Luis Fonsi´s song.. I LOVE that song.. terrible bedroom.. totally agree.. even when I am not a fan I can´t help to totally dislike whatsherface… I think he has terrible taste on EVERYTHING, nice girls on Kickette, I am sorry
http://www.marca.com/edicion/marca/futbol/1a_division/real_madrid/es/desarrollo/1131272.html Here. Real Madrid’s President says: “The signing of Ronaldo is impossible” I’m not making it up. Now everyone stop messing with the man’s head.
AND he was singing in spanish, which is more or less a give-away when it comes to whatsherface status in his life. ughhh
I can’t be bothered to watch the video, but if you open the picture, it comes out HUGE!!! So hot! When were these video’s made? I thought he and the skank had split??
What a stupid video i mean dont egt me wrong being a man utd fan i should love the guy but recently he’s become an egotistical twat who to be frank i can even stand to look at and he and whatsherface deserve each other. hopefully C-ron can show all his new real team mates his wee video (going by what he’s saying all over the place thats clearly where he wants to be) with all his lovely cushions as im sure they would just love it
he speaks spanish, even before whoreida and since portuguese is so similar to spanish i wouldn’t be surprised that he learned by himself
Okay let me start off by saying that I love the vids….ALL OF THEM!! Yes I have watched them over and over and have finally decided that I want to live and breath his laugh!http://www.FreeSmileys.org“>
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Dont you just love Cristiano Ronaldo?
and dont you just hate whatsherface?
Cris, Cris, Cris….money can buy many things including a lovely stylish bedroom! All I can think of is, ew. I’m speechless. lose that girl
Kickette.. you were right… BORED! not a fan at all.. even I love when he sang Luis Fonsi?s song.. I LOVE that song.. terrible bedroom.. totally agree.. even when I am not a fan I can?t help to totally dislike whatsherface… I think he has terrible taste on EVERYTHING, nice girls on Kickette, I am sorry
http://www.marca.com/edicion/marca/futbol/1a_division/real_madrid/es/desarrollo/1131272.html Here. Real Madrid’s President says: “The signing of Ronaldo is impossible” I’m not making it up. Now everyone stop messing with the man’s head.
AND he was singing in spanish, which is more or less a give-away when it comes to whatsherface status in his life. ughhh
I can’t be bothered to watch the video, but if you open the picture, it comes out HUGE!!! So hot! When were these video’s made? I thought he and the skank had split??
You warned me Kickette. And still I watched. Can someone please translate? I so wish I was multi-lingual! One thing that is obvious in any language – his decorator must be fired immediately as the house is terrifying.
I’m.. speechless. That is very sad. We have the same bedsheets. I’d know them anywhere. They cost like $200 a sheet. But I have them.Exactly the same. Divinely black satin. I still maintain that from the neck down he’s over average. Its just the face that kills me.