July 23rd, 2008
Cristiano Ronaldo: The UVA Saga Continues
images courtesy of Splash News/KEYSTONE Press
It’s a vitamin D deficiency. That’s the only reason we can come up with for the amount of time Cristiano Ronaldo is spending in the sun.
You’ll be glad to know, he did take a moment out of the Los Angeles tanning/ nightclubbing/ fending off females in short skirts schedule to stop off at Ed Hardy to do a bit of shopping. Then it was straight back to the pool with the latest gal-of-the-moment. Does this look like Letizia to you, Kickettes?
Nereida, meanwhile is still working on her happy dance in the land of denial, though the routine is starting to get a tad stale. Here’s her latest take on their “relationship”:
She reportedly told a pal, “I’ve believed my man when he said he was being faithful – but these pictures look like he is a rat. He has some explaining to do.“ A source close to the model told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, “If she texts him to ask what is going on, he texts back saying not to worry. “But when she tries to call him he doesn’t pick up the phone. She knows he’s ignoring it – it just makes her more furious.“
Nereida, dear? It’s time to put the mobile phone down and start scanning the employment ads in the local paper. Unless you were clever enough to make a sex tape, it’s back to the unfortunate world of working for a living. And by working, we mean skeezing.