August 22nd, 2012
Crocked: Yoann Gourcuff
Time for us to add another name to our treatment table queue, Kickettes: Monsieur Gourcuff.
Over the weekend, we watched in delight as Lashes writhed on the ground 12 minutes into Lyon’s match versus Troyes. Once we realised he was in pain due to a boo boo, our level of enjoyment plummeted. To make matters worse, a MRI scan done on Monday revealed the extent of his injury – a sprained right knee with collateral ligament damage. He’ll be out of action anywhere between six weeks to three months.
Hope you get better soon, Yoann! And while you’re at it, cheer up, for life on the sidelines won’t be as bad as you think.
Show up, dress cute, get hammered. That’s all you’ve got to do.