A few weeks ago, Don Balon named their top five hottest Spaniards – an effort we wholeheartedly support.
Votes were cast by female journalists and other members of sport media, and the winner’s list is to be expected:
nummy with a side of hotsauce.
Iker Casillas took their top spot as “superguapo”; the other selects are included after the jump for your perusal.
Our choices for an all Spanish F5 won’t come as much of a surprise for long-time readers.
We’d go for Iker Casillas, Aitor Ocio, Cesc Fabregas, Miguel Torres and Xabi Alonso, with Nando as our runner up in case any of the boys couldn’t fulfill their duties.
You know we have to ask: Who would be in your Finest Five Sexiest Spanish Players list?
Don Balon Winners
1. Iker Casillas
Baby fat is non-discriminatory in its selection of victims, no? Still, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why he was chosen as goalkeeper for the academy team. Bless.
It also doesn’t take a genius to understand why we need to ask for this photo – and the muscle shirt it contains – to be burned. And then re-lit on fire and burned again.
2. Gerard Pique
Our wild imaginations have led us to believe this picture was captured when Gerard’s cash-flow was a bit strapped. He must show more diversity, though, if he plans to leverage his modeling career to crack these hot hombres lists. Why not try the shorts-less look once in awhile? Shake it up a bit, GP!
3. Aitor Ocio
In his previous life, he was PETA’s worst enemy. We tried to find some shots of Aitor in his early years pre-hiccup stopping abs, but lost interest after looking at photos of his hiccup stopping abs.
4. Miguel Torres
His Juvederm lips were intact from a young age, which is rather impressive. And although Miguel may have experienced an awkward mullet period and could even claim a stake in the all-time worst football haircuts list, he’s certainly worked his way to a level of slickster status that we approve of.
5. Miguel Moya
Interestingly, there are no remotely embarassing nor unattractive photos around of Mr. Moya. That must be because he has some sort of contract with the Gods of Good Looks. Perhaps he has given up the ability to experience love in exchange for the deal. Whatever. Not our problem. He’s hot. Particularly when in camo.
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Hee.
i know he’s runner up but that’s just not good enough anymore. No F5 now this… *sniff sniff* 
1. David Silva
2.Fernando Morientes
3.Guti
4.Fernando Torres
5.David Silva once again:):):)