November 18th, 2009
Crowned: The Five Sexiest Spanish Footballers
A few weeks ago, Don Balon named their top five hottest Spaniards – an effort we wholeheartedly support.
Votes were cast by female journalists and other members of sport media, and the winner’s list is to be expected:
nummy with a side of hotsauce.
Iker Casillas took their top spot as “superguapo”; the other selects are included after the jump for your perusal.
Our choices for an all Spanish F5 won’t come as much of a surprise for long-time readers.
We’d go for Iker Casillas, Aitor Ocio, Cesc Fabregas, Miguel Torres and Xabi Alonso, with Nando as our runner up in case any of the boys couldn’t fulfill their duties.
You know we have to ask: Who would be in your Finest Five Sexiest Spanish Players list?
Don Balon Winners
1. Iker Casillas
Baby fat is non-discriminatory in its selection of victims, no? Still, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why he was chosen as goalkeeper for the academy team. Bless.
It also doesn’t take a genius to understand why we need to ask for this photo – and the muscle shirt it contains – to be burned. And then re-lit on fire and burned again.
2. Gerard Pique
Our wild imaginations have led us to believe this picture was captured when Gerard’s cash-flow was a bit strapped. He must show more diversity, though, if he plans to leverage his modeling career to crack these hot hombres lists. Why not try the shorts-less look once in awhile? Shake it up a bit, GP!
3. Aitor Ocio
In his previous life, he was PETA’s worst enemy. We tried to find some shots of Aitor in his early years pre-hiccup stopping abs, but lost interest after looking at photos of his hiccup stopping abs.
4. Miguel Torres
His Juvederm lips were intact from a young age, which is rather impressive. And although Miguel may have experienced an awkward mullet period and could even claim a stake in the all-time worst football haircuts list, he’s certainly worked his way to a level of slickster status that we approve of.
5. Miguel Moya
Interestingly, there are no remotely embarassing nor unattractive photos around of Mr. Moya. That must be because he has some sort of contract with the Gods of Good Looks. Perhaps he has given up the ability to experience love in exchange for the deal. Whatever. Not our problem. He’s hot. Particularly when in camo.
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Thanks KD!
fernando torres is the hottest guy not just the hottest spanish guy I luv him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm, I like all of them! They're all so cwute
I'm honestly not fussy and I'll take all of them 
My top 'baller would have to be Davheed though 
but the whole team comes at a close second, a VERY close second 
favourites: Pique, Ramos, Iker, Albiol, Cesc, Xabi, Torres? And of course the 'Bitch Baron' David Villa. ooo and Pepe, aww darn it… here we go again…
1. David Silva
2.Fernando Morientes
3.Guti
4.Fernando Torres
5.David Silva once again:):):)
the 1st two are are gorgeous ie iker and pique .
but the last three WHATTHEFUCK are the kickettetes on….you girls have been smoking crack again if you think miguel and moya are hot!!
NO.NO .NO drop your crack pipes kickettes and wipe the mist from your eyes
1.gerard pique
2.iker
3. victor valdes
4. fernanddo torres
Who the hell is "Miguel Moya"?
And what has happened to the minds of these deranged (sorry) journalists?
- Iker
-Xabi
- Sergio
- Fernando
- David Silva
My top 5 sexiest spanish players:
1. DAVID VILLA!
2. Fernando Torres
3. Cesc Fabregas
4.Iker Casillas
5. Bojan Krkic
Um, hello??
1.David Villa
2.David Villa
3.David Villa
4. —”—
5. —”—
!!!
My top 5 is:
1. Iker Casillas
2. Gerard Pique
3. David Villa
4. Cesc fabregas
5. Xabi Alonso
Raul, Pique, Miguel Ramos, Javi Garcia, Xabi Alonso but only when shirtless.
That’s no particular order.
In fact unfair to nominate 5 players from among the hundreds, Spain have the most beautiful players of the world.
We now, choose from a narrow perspective, but think about it there are actually many names on the list .
Where Torres? Villa? Albiol? Cesc? Vicente? And much much more
Seriously, what do you have against the hotness that is Fernando Torres? Not even on THE SPANISH hot five? Ridiculous …
1. Raúl
2. Iker Casillas
3. Miguel Torres
4. Sergio Ramos
5. Cesc
you’re so weird!!! where is Fernando Torres?????
There are too many hot Spanish players, to make such a short list!! I feel so bad having to eliminate someone.
Perhaps there could be a list for hottest NT
Mine is:
1. Spain
2. Spain
3. Spain
4. Spain
5. England
Miguel Torres number one
The competition was for all footballers not just the Spaniards. They basically just eliminated all foreigners… If you looks at the shortlists Kaká and Becks were mentioned as well as Cris, Totti, Freddie…
I’m just saying this to highlight the fact that Iker wiped the floor with all nationalities.
Hee.
clearly:1-nando
2-cesc
3-david villa
4-mikel arteta
5-sergio
1.Fernando Torres(the ONE AND ONLY Spanish gooood!)
2.Cesc Fabregas(perfect smile,hair,face….OMG!)
3.Sergio Ramos(you don't include him…why?HOT)
4.Iker Casillas(no comments!yeah,he's just SEXY.nothing else:P)
5.Bojan Krkic(he's new….and not bad-you have to admit!)
OK,it was difficult to choose,I'm really into the Spanish guys,but I think Xabi Alonso ICY.I think even Xavi is better!
wow this is hard.
1. Iker
1. Cesc – I just can’t give him 2nd. But I can’t give Iker 2nd either.
3. Fernando
4. Xabi (without beard, otherwise Navas?)
5. Villa or Pique
Okay I cheated and put more than 5. They’re all sexy.
1. Pepe Reina
2. Xabi Alonso
3. Iker
4. Cesc
5. Raul!
1)Fernando Torres
2)David Villa
3) Xabi Alonso
4)Cesc Fabregas
5)Sergio Ramos.
it really is that simple
Ok, this is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. I can barely cut the list down to 15, never mind 5! Aaaanyway, it's currently:
1 – Vicente Rodriguez
2 – David Villa
3 – Raul Albiol
4 – David Albelda
5 – Jordi Alba
Yes, that's basically half the Valencia squad. No, I refuse to rethink it. Yes, I am a little obsessed. But hey, that's my team, I'm sticking to it.
There’s so many it’s impossible to only choose 5! Ok so my personal preference:
1. Pique
2. Cesc
3. Xabi Alonso
4. David Villa
5. David Silva
1.FERNANDO !!! ( how is he not on the list ! He is the cutest and sweetest and sexiest thing ! )
2. Xabi Alonso
3.Iker
4.David Villa
5.Aitor Ocio
definatley fernando for top spot!!
your right sister
I know Nikki your right
1. pique
2. cesc
3. raul
4. pep guardiola. oh, yeah.
5. iker
in no particular order.
Yes Villa!
ok torres is attractive, but no more than that.
1. david villa
2. san iker
3. fabregas
4. silva
5. raul albiol
1. VILLA
2. VILLA
3. VILLA
4. VILLA
5. VILLA
I like your choice!
Hmmm. Here's my list in dramatic countdown style:
5 – GUTI!
4 – David Villa
3 -THE RAMOS!
2 – Iker Casillas
And doing sexy Spanish style better than anyone for all these years –
1 – RAUL!
Side note:
My mum is here and her first reaction: "Cristiano Ronaldo!" I reminded her Ronaldo was Portuguese. Her response: "well he plays for a Spanish team." I have created a monster.
I wish my mom would also talk about football.
I talk to my mum about football. She loves international matches and I have actually got her supporting Spain with me. (My country does not play football.) But if I spoke to her about footballers she would smack me on the head!
The funny thing is I support Spain because of my decade long crush on Iker Casillas. But she doesn't know that!
That’s so funny! I also started supporting spain because of Iker. And then I loved the rest of the team also.
Geez, only 5?!…tough one, Kickette…anyhoo, here’s my list…
1. Fernando Torres
2. Iker Casillas
3. Xabi Alonso
4. David Villa
5. Bojan Krkic
Why such injustice Kickette? Why is Nando never in your top five?
Anyway, my top five would be-
1) Fernando Torres
2) David Villa
3) Iker Casillas
4) Juan Mata
5) Cesc Fabregas
Xavi Hernandez and Xabi Alonso would have to be the replacements.
My Fab Five would be;
1. Iker
2. David Villa
3. The Ramos
4. Raul
5. Guti
Oh, Iker baby, you make me tongue tied!!!You are such a man and i loved the way you comforted the Ramos when he was given a red card.
Villa, you are also sexy as hell!!!
1) IKER!!!
2)FABBY!
3)The Ramos
4)Victor Valdez
5)Villa
fellow kickettes, we’re in for dark times.y u ask?I watched the U-20 Spnaish team worldcup and they are NTH like the current team.
but it’s not the end of the world because the U-17 team is promising
I watched it too! it is quite disappointing
but maybe they’ll grow into hotness 
Fernando Torres! And then some more.
But if I HAD to pick….
Fernando Torres
Victor Valdes
Xabi Alonso
Raul Albiol
Ruben de la Red
There are just so many options in the Spanish NT! I don't think this list would be half as tough with other teams….
1. Iker Casillas
2. Raul Gonzalez
3. Fernando Torres
4. Guti
5. Sergio Ramos
you may punch me but i like what you call worse hair style of Miguel
anyway your list rocks… eventhough mine would look like this
1. Miguel Torres
2. Adrian Gonzales
3. Miguel Moya
4. Xavier Torres
5. Aitor Ocio
1) pique
2) miguel torres
3) fabregas
4) nando
5) the ramos!
1. Raul. Especially when announcers pronounce his name like "growl". Rowl. Mmmm.
2. David Villa
3. Iker Casillas
4. Sergio Ramos
5. Fernando Torres, though he is still a bit boyish for my taste. More cute than hot.
1. Iker Casillas
2. David Villa
3. Cristiano Ronaldo (though I would get him tested for everything before jumping him!)
4. Xavi Alonso
5. Roque Santa Cruz
Ronaldo and Santa Cruz aren't Spanish players, but definitely worthy of being on a hotlist
I just couldn't bear to limit myself to Spanish players!
1. Nando
2. Ramos
3. Iker
4. Miguel
5. Cesc
Over and out
my initial choice would be fernando torres,fernando torres,fernando torres,fernando torres,fernando torres
but after some tweaking
1.fernando torres
2. villa
3. silva
4. ramos
5.cesc/xabi
this is great journalism, donbalon.com.
1. iker casillas.
2. xabi alonso.
3. miguel torres.
4. cesc fabregas.
5. pique.
runner-up is raul albiol. slash sergio ramos. GOD.
this is a seriously hard list to make. their squad has so much depth.
1. the Ramos – You can’t argue with sheer sex in long-haired, green-panted, yellow-carded, glistening hip-dipping form.
2. Pique – It’s the scruffy + goofy thing.
3. Cesc – Even while dressed up like a bunny…
4. Nando – We’re declining into adorableness.
5. I originally thought Iker, but I may give it to Jesus Navas for the eyes.
1. Sergio Ramos
2. Miguel Torres
3. Iker Casillas
4. Cesc Fabregas
5. Victor Valdes
1. Sergio Ramos
2. Iker Casillas
3. Cesc Fabregas
4. Fernando Torres
5. Miguel Torres
Don Ballon winners huum…it woudn't my choice
My list would be:
1.Nando
2. Pique
3. Xabi Alonso
4. Iker
5. Cesc
Observation: i really don't understand why you find sexiness in Ramos…i don't find yet O.o
1. Xabi
2. Nando
3. Cesc
4. Iker
5. The Ramos
1- Cesc Fabregas
2- David Villa
3- Fernando Torres
4- Iker Casillas -my sister's favourite-
5- Xavi Alonso -my eldest sister's favourite-
1. Miguel Torres
DAYLIGHT
2. Sergio Ramos
3. Iker Casillas
4. Gerard Pique
5. Cesc Fabregas
God bless you Spain!
iker
nando
valdes
pique
Aitor
with pepe reina as reserve (his arms make me swoon)
iker needs to get rid of the beard but he is still beautiful
i dont no what my order would be but i think these spanish players are hot fabregas, david silva, david villa, fernando torres, pique, guti, iker, navas, miguel torres, albiol, raul, sergio asenjo, sergio ramos, valdes, alonso, & xavi thats not in order by the way.
1. Xabi Alonso
2. Fernando Torres
3. Cesc Fabregas
4. Iker Casillas
5. David Villa
Ramos
Guti
Pique
Iker
Migi
Oh, little Iker is too cute.
My list would be:
1. Fernando Torres (loyal Nando fan <3)
2. Cesc Fabregas
3. David Villa
4. Iker Casillas
5. Xabi Alonso
Mikel Arteta all the way!!!!! How has nobody mentioned him yet?!
Ha, a list of only five? That's torture but I can do it.
1. Sergio Ramos
2. Bojan Krkic (doesn't he count?)
3. Cesc Fabregas
4. Alvaro Negredo
5. Esteban Granero
Ohhh hell nah kickette you did not just leave my boo Nando out of the top 5 again did ya…what will it take for my boo to b in the top 5 ;-( but i feel ya pain gurl too many hot spanish ballers to choose from, i guess you cant satisfy everyone
btw great list apart frm pique…he needs to be replaced with nando ha
Mine top5 Sexiest Spanish Players
1. Guti <3
2. Miguel Torres
3. Sergio Ramos
4. Iker Casillas
5. Aitor Ocio / Fernando Torres
cesc, cesc, cesc, cesc and… let me think… cesc! hope frankie doesn't read this. if you do, then, honey, you should i was just playing with these nice girls from kickette and then all of a sudden they told me to write this post or else they will hurt me. do you want them to hurt me, darling? didn't think so.
come on, no nando in this list?
wheres xabi?
1. Cesc
2. Valdes
3. Nando
4. Iker
5. Iniesta (I don't know why but I find him sexy…)
pique? errr… no
I agree, I’ve tried to find him sexy but I just can’t.. then again, I’m the only one to include Iniesta in the top 5 list
Me too!
no way! shud be…
1 fernanado torres
2 cesc fabregas
3 iker casillas
4 miguel torres
5 sergio ramos
y exlude nando agennn??? cesc needs more credit i think…
and sergio is not to be seen???
Totally agree
You know kickette, i'm not liking this. I feel like you're excluding nando from a lot of things
i know he's runner up but that's just not good enough anymore. No F5 now this… *sniff sniff* 
Also, i rate you should have a baby spanish baller's list. including people like *cough cough* Bojan Krkic *cough cough* just saying
Bella, we do adore Nando and acknowledge he has been somewhat neglected… we love him, but just prefer the other boys more. And he was our first choice for the Elite XI… xo
haha, i forgot about the elite XI!
ok…i guess i’ll get over this. 
with chocolate and ice cream 
1. Nando
2. Xabi
3. Iker
4. Cesc
5. Pique
Their list is just wrong.
I'm sorry but how does a list of hot Spanish footballers exist without ramos or torres? It really is a sin
1. Pique
2. Iker
3. Alonso
4. Raul
5. Cesc
HAHA Young Miguel and Iker, loved it!
My Top 5:
1. Sergio Ramos
2. Sergio Ramos
3. Sergio Ramos
4. Sergio Ramos
5. Sergio Ramos
i like your choice
Totally agree!!!
Love, love, love the Ramos!
Mine too!!!
what they didnt give the award to xabi?? I made a slight mistake of reading kickeet list as their list and was so so happy.
These Don Balon people needs to know what handsomeness is. I am mad now.
1) Iker
2) Xabi Alonso
3) Villa
4) Cesc
5) Pique
1. Iker Casillas, hands down (lol, the link to the 'muscle shirt' says he was going to marry a geologist in 2008, no?)
2. Miguel Torres
3. Cesc Fabregas
4. Miguel Moya
5. Aitor Ocio
Ooh..spain is such an attractive nation,spoilt for choice!
1)Iker Casillas
2)Gerard Pique
3)Raul Gonzalez
4)David Villa
and last but definately not least..
5)Javi Navarro.
quite good