June 14th, 2010

“D” Is For Delicious: The 5 Hottest Danish Players In The World Cup

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It appears our notoriety is spreading, dear readers. (And not just on the ‘Wanted’ posters found at our local ‘evening venue’ which may or may not have had dangly light fittings and a fish tank.) We’re talking proper, talent-related fame!

The clever types at Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet have homed in on our unflinching talent of separating the luscious from the leprous in the World Cup sides, and recently stated they were looking forward to our hot-picks from the Danish NT.

As we also have a talent for avoiding work, we asked them to throw the question out to their readers for their Top Five boys.

Below you will find their choices, with a cheeky Kickette commentary for good measure. We think they did rather well. Do you?

wc20101. Simon Kjær

Oh, the relentless pretty. We can barely stand it.

Palermo’s Kjær, who at 21 is just about puppy enough to qualify for our Duuurty List has been cited as a possible successor to Nemanja Vidic at Manchester United. Wow. Those are big shorts boots to fill, Simon, but….


Denmark top 5 hottest players2. Nicklas Bendtner

To be famous enough to have earned a Kickette reader-appointed nickname, Nicky No Pants, is to have truly “made it”, as far as we are concerned. But, for those who demand more muffin for their money, Nicky is especially proud of his good heart rate and should not be trusted with your car keys. M’kay?


Denmark WC 20103. Daniel Agger

While we’re totally on board with this pick, we would feel it wrong not to voice our concern about Daniel’s apparent er… lack of camping equipment. The matter is currently under investigation by the Kickette Short Tent Institute and we will report their findings shortly.

On a happier note, Danny was recently spotted taking a cab home from his recent wedding festivities. Like normal people. We somewhat approve of his private life preferences. Somewhat.


Danish WC national team4. Martin Jørgensen

Not an obvious choice from our point of view, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it would appear that Martin offers other points of interest. Hmmm. Hello down there…

5. Thomas Sørensen

Apparently what Danny Agger lacks, others have made up for (left). Thomas Sørensen, we rarely admire, but we sure do likey!

Oh, but hang on. Tommy, you’ve got something on your face! That may have smarted a bit.

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  2. Andy says:

    Nicky and Danny are the hottest!!!! mmmmmmmmmm I wan't them both!!!!

  3. Dani says:

    oh screw that, just give me thomas ;)

  4. Trims! says:

    I always thought Kjær is CUTE! never understood why Kickette.com hadn’t written about him before…..
    Btw. great list, but i would put C. Eriksen on it instead og MJ!

    1. Kjær!
    2. Eriksen!
    3. Sørensen!
    4. Bendtner.
    5. Agger.

  5. MissEstonia says:

    So Kjaer, very attractive, I am now a fan more than I already was, of Denmark. And Sørensen looks hot as well.

  6. Julia says:

    Danny boy. I'd take him married.

    • Nikki says:

      You said it girl …..I’d definitely hit that anywhere , any time !

    • Nikki says:

      You said it girl …..I’d definitely hit that , anywhere any time !

      • Nikki says:

        urgh …. sorry for the double comments kickette , I’ve got a new laptop which I’m just getting used to .

  7. Barcelista says:

    OMG Simon Kjaer, Agger, Bendtner and Sorensen in one article.. It’s too good to be true..

    + I must add that I really feel sorry for the other Simon (Poulsen) for that own goal.. Know it was credited to Agger but it was Simon Poulsen who got ball to begin with.. Poor guy.. That probably won’t be forgotten for a very long time!

    And to my lovely gunner Nicky B: You should take those damn clothes off.. Again!!!

    • JaneSpotting says:

      Too true. Danes have a certain something.

      Not exactly sure what it is but I got the symptoms alright.

      Ekstra Bladet is a good read as well, no question.

    • Mel says:

      That own goal was forgiven and forgotten when he had a major save at the end of the second half. He saved our goal keepers a*s big time!!!! If he hadn't sacrificed himself like that and stormed into the goal, to save the ball before it crossed the line, Holland would have won 3-0.

      So Simon is forgiven, and he is the big hero of the team!!! Amazing save he made!!!!

      • Barcelista says:

        I completely agree with you.. He was one of the best players on the field for Denmark and played a really good game.. Always dangerous, and he never gave up! And also VERY unfortunate with the own goal – especially after a good perfomance like that..!

        The danish team were actually not that bad and had a few chances especially in the first half.. And must give them credit for playing a good game against a stronger team like the netherlands.. They are real warriors (*cough* Vikings) :)

        And YES the danish players are sizzling hot!! ;)

  8. elylovesfootball says:

    Nicky is delicious!!! he's a pleasure for the eyes.. he can strip when he wants :) Danish players are so… mmhhh yummy :D

  9. Ofeily9 says:

    Simon & Danny <3

  10. mimi says:

    Simon looks like a mix between young Brad Pitt and Val Kilmer. He is way too pretty for words. So now I'm off to google him a little :)

    Kickettes, I see a true potential there :)

  11. afizaa says:

    Lovely top 5…..but I still madly in love with Jesper Grønkjær….although…I surely wont say no to Nicky or Tommy lol ;P

  12. batso says:

    Agger <3 <3 <3

  13. Nicolet says:

    The Dutch love Daniel Agger as well since Yesterday…… Scoring the opening goal for the Dutchies made him very popular in The Netherlands…..

  14. Erin says:

    Any list that includes Daniel Agger is a happy list! Yum!

  15. Nikki says:

    I’ve been waiting for this list , mmmm Daniel Agger is so hot ! I love him , he’s really one of my fave defenders , I absolutely adore Daniel Agger . Yes Kickette , he is incredibly delish , even with all those tattoos ( this is said by someone who doesn’t like tattoos )

  16. aristeia says:

    Simon Kjaer FTW! And of course Danny <3.

  17. Johanna says:

    I’d choose Sorensen. Not only is he an excellent keeper but a handsome one as well.

  18. Sara says:

    Oh Bendtner, you beauty. I'd let you strip any time, any place. But how about the most surprisingly attractive team in the tournament, Algeria? Most of the players are relative unknowns – at least, to me. But there are at least 5 incredibly good looking Desert Foxes!

  19. Torillas says:

    Aaaah, Danish babies on Kickette. <3 Yay.

    I'm happy Thomas is in there. He is just… woo. http://twitpic.com/1skve1 <– You know what I'm saying? Happy birthday to him a few days ago.

  20. tiktok says:

    I have been waiting for this. Bendtner is sure to have been my number one, but I agree with most of the list. They are quite lush :)

  21. Inés says:

    Nicky please! better if it with no pants on!

    Simon Kjær to Man.Utd? yes please!

  22. caitanya says:

    Ah … the scandinavians! Yum yum yum. Thomas Sørensen is pretty goddamn luscious, what to speak of Simon Kjær. And of course, Nicklas Bendtner. Breakfast, lunch, dinner? Maybe Simon for breakfast, Nicklas for lunch, and Thomas for dinner!

  23. HJ says:

    kickette, I dare you to make a post about the 5 hottest spanish players :P

    • Lila says:

      Just 5? That’s a real challenge. :D

      • HRH ROAR says:

        try listing the whole 23-man squad and get everyone scrambling to, er, position them. (winks!) although it'll result in a lot of catfights, i am completely convinced it will be worth it. now who's with me! :D

  24. Bria says:

    Simon is just yummy!!! Think he stole my soul with those beautiful face and those deep eyes.

  25. senora ramos says:

    wow, simon. i feel dirty just looking at that bubba.

  26. Alisha says:

    I wouldn't mind being in a car crash with Bendtner since he stripped after to make sure he was ok, I could help him check ;)