June 14th, 2010
“D” Is For Delicious: The 5 Hottest Danish Players In The World Cup
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It appears our notoriety is spreading, dear readers. (And not just on the ‘Wanted’ posters found at our local ‘evening venue’ which may or may not have had dangly light fittings and a fish tank.) We’re talking proper, talent-related fame!
The clever types at Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet have homed in on our unflinching talent of separating the luscious from the leprous in the World Cup sides, and recently stated they were looking forward to our hot-picks from the Danish NT.
As we also have a talent for avoiding work, we asked them to throw the question out to their readers for their Top Five boys.
Below you will find their choices, with a cheeky Kickette commentary for good measure. We think they did rather well. Do you?
Oh, the relentless pretty. We can barely stand it.
Palermo’s Kjær, who at 21 is just about puppy enough to qualify for our Duuurty List has been cited as a possible successor to Nemanja Vidic at Manchester United. Wow. Those are big shorts boots to fill, Simon, but….
To be famous enough to have earned a Kickette reader-appointed nickname, Nicky No Pants, is to have truly “made it”, as far as we are concerned. But, for those who demand more muffin for their money, Nicky is especially proud of his good heart rate and should not be trusted with your car keys. M’kay?
While we’re totally on board with this pick, we would feel it wrong not to voice our concern about Daniel’s apparent er… lack of camping equipment. The matter is currently under investigation by the Kickette Short Tent Institute and we will report their findings shortly.
On a happier note, Danny was recently spotted taking a cab home from his recent wedding festivities. Like normal people. We somewhat approve of his private life preferences. Somewhat.
Not an obvious choice from our point of view, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it would appear that Martin offers other points of interest. Hmmm. Hello down there…
Apparently what Danny Agger lacks, others have made up for (left). Thomas Sørensen, we rarely admire, but we sure do likey!
Oh, but hang on. Tommy, you’ve got something on your face! That may have smarted a bit.