August 18th, 2010
Daniel Agger: Rethinking Clothing Removal
Images copyright Lars Rønbøg / Sportsagency
You see, we spend a tremendous amount of our working day considering these issues, and much as we hate to admit the horrible truth, in certain circumstances base layers allow for perving opportunities that simply wouldn’t exist otherwise.
Please note the photograph above. Now, difficult though this is to reconcile ourselves to, Daniel Agger would not have removed his shorts on the touchline in full view of everyone if he had been nekkid underneath. And this is a good thing.
Our interest in players may be stalker-ish but not quite that, er… comprehensive. With the presence of the skin-tight shorts though, we are free to visualise the full glory of Daniel’s bottom without fear. Admittedly this theory doesn’t *always* hold (see left) but now we’re past caring.
Ah, life. Sometimes it’s the little, cute, thigh shaped things that get you through the day, yes?