November 10th, 2011
Daniele De Rossi: The Hunt Goes On
“Well, I can hear something rattling when you move your head…” Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
The search continues for the neuron that causes Daniele De Rossi to repeatedly remove his shorts during football matches. If it can be isolated by our team of undercover agents (represented by this nice gentleman with a ginger beard), we plan to introduce it to all players’ brains.
Then we shall retire.