June 22nd, 2012
Dating Dossier: Concerts, Conditions & Playing Coy – UPDATED
UPDATE: Shakira’s father, has apparently said the following about the possibility of a bun being in his daughter’s oven: “hopefully the news will be official soon.” So maybe the pop star is actually up the duff after all? Guess we’ll just have to wait, see and play “Spot the Waka In The Womb” for now.
It’s one of those days where every news story we read seems to have a hint of fiction to it (if not more).
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Manchester United’s Tom Cleverley was spotted out with his rumoured new girlfriend, “The Only Way is Essex” star Georgina Dorsett, after seeing Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch the Throne tour (Monday 11th June 2012).
Georgina hid her face from the paparazzi’s prying lenses, and if we were walking around with some dude wearing a chavvy trucker from ’03, we would’ve covered our mugs out of embarrassment too.
From the Manchester Evening News:
Shapely property developer Georgina was first spotted with Tom having a romantic meal at Rosso Restaurant in Manchester back in March. Now their relationship has gone very public after snappers spied the duo on their sunshine break to Dubai together.
These TOWIE birds really get around, don’t they?
Perhaps one too many glasses of vino had passed Camila Morais’ lips as she enjoyed a boozy lunch in Milan on Monday – that can be the only plausible excuse for her dressing that hunk of burning love of hers in H&M’s discount garb.
As we mentioned previously, Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley are not planning to tie the knot any time soon. A spokesman for the footballer said: “There never were any plans for a wedding this year, nor have we made any plans for next year.”
Meanwhile, good lord are their awkward smooches at Royal Ascot this week the most subtle act of damage control that we’ve ever seen. Nothing says “we’re in it for the long haul despite postponing our wedding” like swapping spit on a public balcony, in a pool and just about everywhere in between. Even John and Toni Terry’s theatrics weren’t this obvious.
Okay, fiiine. They were.
After Italy’s game against Spain, the Man City striker was seen out touring Krakow’s Rynek Square with a “new gal.” Given the day off by Cesare Prandelli, the pair were accompanied by two bodyguards.
Oh, to be 21 again and single, dating, hooking up, engaged and misunderstood all at the same time.
If you believe all that Colombian magazine, People, has for you to read in their latest issue, then you’ll want to congratulate Shakira for being six weeks preggers. Her “condition” is reportedly the *real* reason why the singer cancelled a recent concert in Germany.
We love our gossip, but this sounds a little far fetched, doesn’t it Kickettes? We’re thinking one of the tab’s editors was in the depths of player hating mode and made a few calls to no one to confirm their temporary insanity, but who knows? Stranger things have happened…