July 1st, 2012
Dating: Thomas Vermaelen & Polly Parsons
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We’re really not happy to say this on today of all days, but according to Peter Andre, Arsenal’s Thomas Vermaelen is dating his mate, the Real Hustle presenter Polly Parsons.
Psquared – who was previously engaged to Sid Owen of EastEnders - first met the 26-year-old Belgian defender at a surprise party for his team-mate, Robin van Persie. By mid month last month rumours swirled about the pair steadily seeing one another, but alas, we can now confirm Peter and Polly are as desperate for publicity as Kerry Katona and David Gest.
Via the ex-Mr Katie Price’s column in new! magazine:
“My friend Polly Parsons told me she was seeing someone a while back and said he was just a nice, normal guy. But I’ve since heard the bloke she’s seeing is actually a famous Arsenal footballer called Thomas Vermaelen. I don’t actually know who he is but if she likes him and he makes her happy then, of course, I’m very pleased for her!”
We can’t believe we found something more heartbreakingly depressing than Blue Valentine.