September 15th, 2010
David Beckham: A Clarification On The Bedhead
Image: Getty Images via Daylife
We’d like to get one thing straight. The untrained among you might imagine that images like those above and here would put us off Mr David Beckham, his brand of uber hot being founded in the kind of perfectly groomed metrosexual majesty ideal for shilling product and contributing to the languid daydreams of millions.
However. The more experienced perv will know that this kind of rampant bedhead is huge bonus for us, utilising it as we do to pad out some complex fantasy involving us dragging him behind the stands for a spot of snuggling before releasing him back to the bench to prepare for his first few minutes on the pitch since his heinous achilles injury in March.
Yep. We’re THAT good. As you were.