August 9th, 2011

David Beckham: Bootylicious Bodywork

Dear Kickette Army Loyalists,

Enclosed please find two pieces of photographic evidence for your review: David Beckham working out his bubble bum from this past weekend; the father of four’s post-match scowl + latest ink work (which is his cuddly newborn daughter’s name scrawled across his clavicle).

At your earliest convenience, we kindly request the results of your Hit-Piece Quotient reports.

Sincerely,

Kickette HQ

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14 Responses to “David Beckham: Bootylicious Bodywork”

  1. Allison says:

    I… um… he's…. I'm speechless with lust.

  2. LoLy says:

    I am gonna say it in Ciara style "Gimme dat"

  3. bri_saldana says:

    Becks is f'n gorgeous!

  4. Ninjess says:

    Little Miss Harper doesn't have Daddy wrapped around her finger AT ALL, does she? [/sarcasm]

  5. Sarah, Madrid says:

    There is something un-appealing about his tattos coming from a Beck fan!

    • Gladys says:

      Totally agree with you. I'm not against tattoos, but there's a point where it starts to seem like obsessive-compulsive behavior. (That said, the one of his daughter's name is rather sweet.) Hopefully, he'll keep his legs clean.

      • backoffmyNando says:

        He has publically admitted that he has OCD and says that he gets more tattoos because he likes pain……

      • Sarah, Madrid says:

        I dont get legs tattoos, nothing sexy about it. I truely second that.

        • Shelley says:

          Yes, don't like his tattoo's either and I am not a fan of his. Lots of footballers seemed to start wearing tattoo's because of Beckham. They look tacky and gross. I prefer the footballers I like to have no tattoo's. Which is why I was disappointed with Cesc – why did he have to ruin it??!

  6. earidurt says:

    sweet merciful jesus !! god is real people!

  7. xoWinnie says:

    GREAT SCOTT!

    that is a might fine piece of machinery.

  8. backoffmyNando says:

    Mmmm Beck's still got it ;)