August 9th, 2011
David Beckham: Bootylicious Bodywork
Dear Kickette Army Loyalists,
Enclosed please find two pieces of photographic evidence for your review: David Beckham working out his bubble bum from this past weekend; the father of four’s post-match scowl + latest ink work (which is his cuddly newborn daughter’s name scrawled across his clavicle).
At your earliest convenience, we kindly request the results of your Hit-Piece Quotient reports.