We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Our dear old boy Becks was recently on the George Lopez talk show in the States, spilling the beans on his friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
As well as informing the world of the scary dinnertime karaoke that Tom and Katie like to play, David called Tom “the most handsome man I’ve ever met.”
Now looky here, DB. Perhaps such talk will wash on a late night show no one we know has heard of nor watched, but it won’t wash with any here persons at Kickette HQ, nor any of our well-versed readers. Nice try, though.
Photographic public denouncement of comment below.
If you know a good eye specialist, please forward it on to the Beckham residence. He clearly needs one.
So this is why Iker has been crying…