December 18th, 2009
David Beckham: In Need of LASIK?
Our dear old boy Becks was recently on the George Lopez talk show in the States, spilling the beans on his friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
As well as informing the world of the scary dinnertime karaoke that Tom and Katie like to play, David called Tom “the most handsome man I’ve ever met.”
Now looky here, DB. Perhaps such talk will wash on a late night show no one we know has heard of nor watched, but it won’t wash with any here persons at Kickette HQ, nor any of our well-versed readers. Nice try, though.
Photographic public denouncement of comment below.
If you know a good eye specialist, please forward it on to the Beckham residence. He clearly needs one.
So this is why Iker has been crying…
Does he spits at home as much as on the field?
D-Beck has shared a dressing room with Maldini, Dion Dublin, Tim Flowers and Iker. How he can say Cruise is the most handsome man he’s ever met is beyond me. Becks needs specs.
Well Becks, I’m really disappointed. Iker is far more better looking, you’ve forgotten him already???
I’d just like to note that we do not see Iker in shorts very often anymore as he prefers the manpris, so that last picture–WHOA THIGHS! Pale but… Oh my!
Ahem.
I agree that Becks either needs to stop kissing Tom Cruise’s ass or, if he actually thinks he means what he says, Real Madrid needs to play Milan in the next round of the CL for a little refresher.
How sad: Beckham is going senile. I see no other excuse to his forgetting Iker’s gorgeousness.
I don’t even I mean how can you don’t words this is just come on objectively speaking…
To be fair, Becks has always been a bit blinded by the Tom Cruise thing (still can’t grasp how he can actually spend more than a minute in his company, he’d drive me up the wall!) plus I remember on that ‘Being Victoria Beckham’ show years ago (way back when Becks was still at Man Utd & hadn’t yet become friends with Weirdo Cruise) they were both going on about how Tom Cruise was their favourite male actor & that he was a really attractive guy etc. Showing my bizarre, mildly obsessive recall if I remember rightly Victoria liked him with the skinhead whilst Becks just thought he was generally a great guy/actor/handsome overall.
Meh, it’s one thing about Becks that I dislike…his liking for Tom Cruise. Meh.
Thus again proving to me why I have never been a Becks fan…
That makes two!!!
Tom Cruise is absolute overrated, he looks like Messi´s lost brother, Iker on the other hand…. yum!
Becksillas is undeniable.
I wish I had known about it before he went to America and lost his eyesight.
He’s just being coy, everyone knows Iker’s his true love haha.
Greatest. Comment. Ever.