August 16th, 2011

David Beckham: What’s The Something You’d Do To Him?

DBecks was spotted on VH1′s red carpet over the weekend. Image Credit: Getty Images.

Asking us to ‘do something’ to David Beckham feels like a trick question.

Probably because it is, but play along as you wish, people.


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13 Responses to “David Beckham: What’s The Something You’d Do To Him?”

  1. cyd525 says:

    i would hold him down, shave his head and face, adjust his vocal cords to get rid of the whiny little-girl voice, flay the tattoos off of him, force him to sign name change papers for all his children, and watch as i surgically implanted a smile on Victoria's face.

    Yeah, not a big fan of Becks. I'll get me coat.

  2. Chichalover says:

    Im totally over this plucked goose!

  3. LuvinBale says:

    I say the "things" I would do to him belong in a porn movie. Its just no right that a man should be so damn good looking

  4. Alyssa says:

    If there ever was an example of perfection. Whoa.

  5. TFBlovesArsenal says:

    I would prevent him from combing his hair in that center part like he always does during Galaxy games, and prevent the neck beard from ever returning.

  6. Alia says:

    I think the question is, what WOULDNT do to him ;)

  7. Little Red says:

    erase his tattoos… never been attracted to Becks…

  8. mena says:

    This might not be a popular opinion here… but… I think David's looks are starting to taper off. <ducks flying stilettos> I'm not saying he's ugly, but he's not as attractive as I used to find him. I don't like the kinda-but-not-really pompadour, the greasy five-head or the manicured man-scaping.

    I don't know if it's just age or Hollywood or what but Becks is starting to look very… preserved. Very peeled, very tweezed, very… plastic.

    Like Liz Hurley's boyfriend, Shane Warne. That guy's transformation happened quickly, while David's seems to be happening gradually, but they're both heading in the same direction.

    I just hope David doesn't end up looking like Rupert Evertt or Bruce Jenner.

  9. backoffmyNando says:

    Lots of unmentionables…

  10. Bella says:

    Can you add the last beach shot please ( This one may even have the beginnings of a possible sex face… ) . I'm sure the comments page would become quite interesting – and no haircut to distract us.
    The only comment I can make now is: YUM.

  11. Tatiana says:

    I HATE his hair.

    • Rachel says:

      its definetly been better in the past, but i cut him some slack for delivering world-class hottness for such an extended period.

  12. Annie says:

    Oh my God !! How many years is it that you still remain this HOT ? !!!