April 13th, 2011
David Beckham: Would You Buy Children’s Clothes From This Man?
This is not a test of your blood pressure, dear readers, this is an emergency.
Did you hear the one about Britain’s best-known doting daddy, David Beckham, getting his Goldenballs in gear to create a forthcoming kids clothing line with American rapper Snoop Dogg?
If this gossip holds true, it would be the closest case of mental combustion we’ll ever experience outside of watching our brains on drugs.
Please do your part in putting us out of our misery and advise on the following: would you pay good money to make sure your boy’s briefs bulge like Beckham’s, or will you turn up your nose at Snoop Dizzle’s secondhand smoke-and-silk-screened sundresses?