September 30th, 2011

David de Gea: Lock Up Your Donuts!

Sorry. We couldn’t help ourselves. Original image: REUTERS/Darren Staples.

We’ve all been tempted, Kickettes. But theft, even when it involves staples of life like glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, is a crime.

David de Gea knows this now, having been apprehended by security officers after he was allegedly filmed on CCTV pilfering a pastry from an English supermarket. Reports state that the baby faced ‘keeper and two friends ‘swaggered into the store, chatting loudly in Spanish’ and then left without even trying to pay.

We can only assume that David’s preparation for life in the EPL involved a telephone conversation with that other famed confectionary enthusiast, Cesc Fabregas, whose excitement at the ‘donut disco’ may have allowed the issue of payment to slip his mind.

We think that to celebrate this outbreak of criminal awesomeness in the EPL you should all go out and buy yourself a box of frosted fat cakes. Note what we said there? Buy. Not steal.

We’ve got our own problems, without being convicted of being accessories to sugar swindling.

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11 Responses to “David de Gea: Lock Up Your Donuts!”

  1. Agnes Wonka says:

    Lol! I wonder what was on his mind to forget to pay :)

  2. Gabriel milito bright says:

    He is such a stupid keeper

  3. Rainbowlollipop says:

    That picture just made my day!HAAAAAHA

    On the other hand, wow he actually EATS doughnuts! Wow. Its good to know that he is slightly normal.

  4. bri_saldana says:

    Ahhh…Spaniards and their doughnuts! SEXY!

  5. indianmuggle says:

    seems like a totallygoats invasion over here, that picture.. is it?

  6. Gladys says:

    I don't know how he managed to eat just one! Guess that's why he's so lanky.

  7. gin_in_teacups says:

    I'm sorry. This is just funny. On the one hand – dude it's a doughnut, just pay for it. On the other hand, it's a doughnut, is it really a dire crime?

    I must admit though, I'm pleased that the Prem isn't completely lacking in Spanish doughnut enthusiasts now that we've lost Cesc.

  8. Lostres says:

    Well, I'm sure he looked good doing it. Probably the prettiest thing THAT security camera has ever seen. But really? A doughnut?? (eyeroll). I guess one should never underestimate the lure of a doughnut induced sugar high.

  9. Tapioca says:

    Carlton Cole stealing a toilet seat from B&Q still "wins" any footballer tea leafing contest!!

    • gin_in_teacups says:

      I thought that was Glen Johnson. Good lord don't tell me that toilet seat thievery is rampant amongst footballers!

  10. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Oh that's why he is called crispy Kreme!