September 1st, 2010
David Silva: Hiding In Hair
You may remember some time ago we articulated our fear for ickle David Silva, as he moved from the relative safety of Valencia to the rough and tumble footie world of Manchester City. Well, our worst fears have come to fruition, Kickettes. David is coping with the transition in the only way a Spanish footballer knows how – retreating behind his own hair.
An intervention may be required. Continuation down this path can have horrifying consequences.


Poor David. Anyway, his hair is awesome and is just one of the many reasons I love him! He is a great asset to Man City and I am glad he came to England! Did I mention I love him. Because I really do. DAVID, TE AMO!!
He's cute, but that hair? Yeah, no. :/ He needs to fix that like, now.
shame he’s such a cutie we can forgive him for this one teeny slip
Looking very Japanese and Spanish at the same time..what an exotic mix
to be honest i prefer david like that!!! XD
What,
The,
Fuck,
He looks like that Japanese dude down my local takeaway. He looks Japaenese!
That's because he does have Japanese blood in him! LOL I believe it's from his mom's side?
Girls, just checked that Japanese look he gets is not because he’s Japanese his mother is actually Filipino..
Oops, here it is:
http://www.laprovincia.es/secciones/noticia.jsp?p…
Interviews from his family members. It says there that his mom is of Japanese descent. (Lo siento, his mom's Silva, not Jimenez.)
WHAT?!?! Is it because his mom’s name is Jimenez? His mom’s still part Spanish thus the Hispanic maiden name, as I’ve read somewhere. (Dammit, why don’t I save my sources?? Plus a friend said she saw photos of the mom, she does not look Filipino at all…) Anyway, where’d you get that info? If it’s Wiki or Goal.com, I ain’t believin!
i think he is such a cutie and i have to admit i have a thing for men with a bit of facial hair
Enano's never done it to me. Too fragile and bird like for my taste but to each her own.
I get that Manchester is colder than Valencia but can that awful pornstache (and the rat tail in the back, wtf, did you climb into a Delorean in order to return to 1985?) keep your face that much warmer?
LMFAO PUYI ILU. and david ilu too. hata’s gunna hate.
Silva what are you doing to me?! I show people you’re hottness at the World cup and then they start to like you and you do this to me?! I promised them hott Silva, not Porn Silva. Although I would like to see.. NO! Please please just a little shave? You’re usually so fashionable and your hair usually looks like it belongs in a shampoo commercial. Please? You’re still my fav.
His disheveled hair is really annoying me. Get it together Daveed.
Hello tongue!
I think he's unf no matter what. And his hair is almost always like that. You get used to it
David, wtf with that porntache? u_U
What is Manchester City doing to him?
making him hang out with Oasis.
^ Zing! LOL ^
LOOOOOOL!
& Carlos Tevez XD
Ok. As far as mustaches go, this isn't the worst. But I'm still against them as a rule. So David honey, please reacquaint your upper lip with your razor. I'm sure they miss each other, just as much as I'm missing your sweet boyish face.
Why is it that it´s always Puyol that serves as an example of non-hotness? He´s got beautiful, expressive eyes, hot lips and a killer body. Just saying. And the hair… well it´s…fluffy.
i know!! i find him super hot! and when he does interviews, he's quite disarmingly intense… what's not to love?
I saw a video with him and a buch of kids, and he was so kind and sweet to them! I think he would be a great father. Picture him pushing a baby carriage!
*bunch*
totally agree. club allegiance aside I would totally prefer a guy like Puyol over David Silva. look at those bony grandma hands! Now imagine being caressed by them. Eugh!
Eeww!
Agreed!
I agree, Puyi is definitely not the bar for measuring non-hotness–there are so many players who are actually ugly, and he is not one of them, by any stretch!
Also: any chance you could direct us to the video w/ the kids? There's a great pic in his auto biography of him poking the nose of a baby, and it's probably the best thing I have ever see, haha! So freaking cute!
Sorry for the late reply. Oh and i want to hit myself in the head with something hard! I just can´t find the goddam video! Anyway this is a blogspot for anything Puyi: http://capitacinco.wordpress.com/ . Perhaps you have already seen it, but enjoy. I don´t think it will be safe for me though to see a picture of Puyi poking a babys nose. I think my ovaries would respond and don´t need that. Two kids is really enough.
lol this must be a photo of Cesc, Pique & Puyi babysitting:
http://capitacinco.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/2mwcwee.jpg
its the sequel to 3 Men And A Baby: Clueless In Catalonia
LOL, that´s hilarious, Lisa!
I had no idea this existed, thank you for the link!
All the Puyol stuff one could ever want, in one convenient location, haha!
this is for you… or rather, for your ovaries
check out 0:54 to 1:01 of the first video.
http://capitacinco.wordpress.com/2010/09/04/spread-the-love/
puyi is in no way ugly! hes totally cute, but hot? i dont think so..
EXHIBIT A:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck6LQcv4sOg/TFLFdo45rOI…
PUYI IS LIKE WARRIOR-GRAB-YOU-BY-NECK HOT!!! (I love his tattoos too!)
Case closed!
I would post Exhibit B if I could find it, haha. There's a great pic of him on the web shirtless in white linen pants, and it might qualify as one of the 3 best things ever to grace the internet.
He has strong features, for sure, and he might not be classically handsome, but I still stand by the assertion that he's incredibly hot, and is only improving with age.
is it the first photo? that’s my favorite!!
http://capitacinco.wordpress.com/2010/08/18/300/
Yup; good spot; that was it!
Haha, this turned out to be a Puyi appreciation post instead! Great!
am i the only one who think he looks good with facial hair?still adorable no?heck yes to the tongue anyway..
That stache needs to go.
Ok, sorry about this but I need some help with an emergency translation, are there any portugese kickettes round here?? I have no faith in reverso and co…
There's a Portuguese thread in the Community section. Might have luck there.
Thank U
Yes, shave it off and go back to looking like a Gelfling.
Ew. Just ew all around.