June 14th, 2010

David Villa: I Own This, Bitch(face)

It would seem Spain’s David Villa is hardly threatened by David Beckham’s attempts to take his KingBitcher badge of honour. He sees Beckham’s “Oh, hell no” and is raising him a “Bish, please.”

In fact, he seems to have created a new category of bitchface: BitchBored.

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13 Responses to “David Villa: I Own This, Bitch(face)”

  1. oussama says:

    your style cute I love your haircut

  2. And this is why David Villa is simply the best. Anyway, I’m sure Nando will have a bitch face to rival this one!

  3. Barcelista says:

    Hahahaha this is brilliant.. Love it!! You made my day :) and it's a bonus that the guy is a real hottie too!

    And to Becks: This is how THE bitchface is supposed to look!! Villa is simply and undisputedly the best.. I understand why he's called "Señor Bitchface" cos once again he has proven himself to be: The king of all bitchfaces!

    It's Nando's turn to come up with something now!!

  4. Tessa says:

    Dear Kickette,

    I love you as much as I love David Villa’s bitchface… which is a lot. Thank you.

  5. elnino says:

    Ohoho..(did that come out right?) anyway, Great counterattack to Beckham’s bitchface Villa!! You scored!! Now we need to see what El NiƱo will offer up for the World Cup of Bitchfaces.

  6. Einah says:

    DV: Bish, please! That bitchface is no match. see this? This is effortless Bitchface to you! Bow down!

    LOL :)

  7. caitanya says:

    i think what contributes to david villa's many bitch faces is those little lips that make him look like he just sucked a lemon. lol

  8. sarah says:

    Is it me or do all the Spain players at this conference look like they would rather be anywhere else than there?

    Also, you know Villa owns the bitchface. He has done for years.

    • senora ramos says:

      they really do. lol!

    • Barcelista says:

      Yeah you’re right.. They do look bored at every single photo from their press conferences.. First Cesc, then Casillas, Ramos and now Villa too.. My poor boys.. They probably don’t have access to Kickette.com.. I would be bored too!!

  9. senora ramos says:

    i knew the right david would come through!!! oh villa, you really are the king. and so hot!! you little pint-sized, soul-patched, bishplease looking stud!!

  10. minnie says:

    I think David Villa has the best bitchface ever. I love all the bitchicabulary. I think it's hilarious

  11. Molly says:

    Oh gosh! You still have the best bitchface love lol…don't be upset!