June 14th, 2010
David Villa: I Own This, Bitch(face)
It would seem Spain’s David Villa is hardly threatened by David Beckham’s attempts to take his KingBitcher badge of honour. He sees Beckham’s “Oh, hell no” and is raising him a “Bish, please.”
In fact, he seems to have created a new category of bitchface: BitchBored.


your style cute I love your haircut
And this is why David Villa is simply the best. Anyway, I’m sure Nando will have a bitch face to rival this one!
Hahahaha this is brilliant.. Love it!! You made my day
and it's a bonus that the guy is a real hottie too!
And to Becks: This is how THE bitchface is supposed to look!! Villa is simply and undisputedly the best.. I understand why he's called "Señor Bitchface" cos once again he has proven himself to be: The king of all bitchfaces!
It's Nando's turn to come up with something now!!
Dear Kickette,
I love you as much as I love David Villa’s bitchface… which is a lot. Thank you.
Ohoho..(did that come out right?) anyway, Great counterattack to Beckham’s bitchface Villa!! You scored!! Now we need to see what El NiƱo will offer up for the World Cup of Bitchfaces.
DV: Bish, please! That bitchface is no match. see this? This is effortless Bitchface to you! Bow down!
LOL
i think what contributes to david villa's many bitch faces is those little lips that make him look like he just sucked a lemon. lol
Is it me or do all the Spain players at this conference look like they would rather be anywhere else than there?
Also, you know Villa owns the bitchface. He has done for years.
they really do. lol!
Yeah you’re right.. They do look bored at every single photo from their press conferences.. First Cesc, then Casillas, Ramos and now Villa too.. My poor boys.. They probably don’t have access to Kickette.com.. I would be bored too!!
i knew the right david would come through!!! oh villa, you really are the king. and so hot!! you little pint-sized, soul-patched, bishplease looking stud!!
I think David Villa has the best bitchface ever. I love all the bitchicabulary. I think it's hilarious
Oh gosh! You still have the best bitchface love lol…don't be upset!