April 6th, 2010

David Villa: Puzzling Pocket Contents

Valencia's David Villa in tight, tight jeans

We brought you the world-wide exclusive on the mysterious contents of Cristiano Ronaldo’s manbag and damn it, we won’t settle our pursuit for truth there.

Just what on earth is that in David Villa’s trousers?

iPhone? Deck of cards? Travel-sized soul patch trimmer? Portable bitchface days of the week calendar?

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23 Responses to “David Villa: Puzzling Pocket Contents”

  1. MissusVilla says:

    He looks HOT! I think it's his IPhone which probably has an App for keeping his soul-patch clean and nice.

  2. Emily says:

    maybe he needs me to help him get it out of his pocket…….

  3. bayanikins says:

    woow nice pic, its one of the bestest!! he looks really good :)

  4. Amunt Valencia! says:

    haha..David Villa looking bad ass..yes.
    sometimes i love his clothes…
    better than his uniform..such as this one.
    he sure is a cutie..and an amazing footballer

  5. Yasmin says:

    HAHAH it’s his “portable soul patch trimmer”…How else does he keep it clean all the time? ;)

  6. Trisha (Mrs Iker Cas says:

    Ha Ha Ha…. It's a regalo for me…… ;)

  7. [...] What’s in David Villa’s pocket? (Wrong, pervert). [Kickette] [...]

  8. Starsarella says:

    so um who cares wats in that pocket? PROFILE FTW baby. yowser

  9. nina_s_ says:

    It’s his human superbattery recharging-device of course, the new portable version. Or I meant to say his phone ;)

    And that’s his car-key in his left hand…

  10. sana says:

    Damn David Villa looks Hot.

  11. Angharad says:

    Portable bitchface days of the week calendar?

    I want one. (Assuming, of course, it's a David Villa Bitchface Days of the Week Calendar(tm) — which it is, of course, because who else has seven bitchfaces worthy of enlivening each day as it comes?)

    • senora ramos says:

      i want one too! and you know if he takes those glasses off he’s giving some good bitchface in that pic as well

  12. senora ramos says:

    kickette you are awesome. 2 pics of this sexy soul patch wearing lovemuffin in one day.

  13. Einah says:

    Oh la la!!! He looks soooooooooo dangerously yummy :) I lurrvveee you Daveeeddd :D

    P.S. The aviator shades and leather jacket made me swoon….hhmmmmm *day dream state*

  14. aps says:

    He looks hot! I'm pretty sure it's his phone

  15. Emma-Louise says:

    Can I have a bit of Villa please!!!!!

  16. ICan'tThink says:

    My guess that it is a “portable bitchface days of the week calendar”
    aaahhhhhhhhhhh <3

  17. Jessss says:

    Oh my!

    He is so f-ing hot!

  18. Icecreamislife says:

    Yes/ "ICan'tThink" I too guess its a portable bitchface days of the week calendar.That made me laugh though =p

    He looks yummy in this picture.Kinda like this guy I was eye-ing today =p

    And Oh btw Icantthink..Our pet rabbit,Torres, IS freezing out there! COME FEED HIM!

  19. MrsDavidVilla says:

    Its his phone…blackberry infact…

  20. Einah says:

    Btw, on the trouser mystery, I'd say iPhone :) Keep me posted! :)