June 11th, 2009

David Beckham: Big Rope and A Comb-over


David Beckham’s latest soft-porn shot for Armani underwear. Does the slicked hair distract you from the party in his pants? Sorry. We couldn’t resist writing “party” and “pants”, regardless of the other innuendo possible with that giant python-like rope in his hands.

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38 Responses to “David Beckham: Big Rope and A Comb-over”

  1. ruby80 says:

    The hair's totally wrong, but the rest is so, so right. He does look very much like Romeo (or rather, Romeo looks like him).

  2. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    oh the hair. yeah, extremely distracting, i didn't even look properly at the rest of the shot

  3. suzie says:

    love everything but the hair. But saying that it makes him look more like romeo his son, who I always thought was more like victoria.

  4. I-Own-Kaka says:

    He looks a lot like Romeo in this picture..

  5. izzy says:

    I just can't get past the comb over let alone comment on any of the other oh so wrong things in that picture.

  6. autumnmaple101 says:

    Eurgh what's with the bad hair?!

  7. carly says:

    This is scary.

  8. carly says:

    This is scary.

  9. Becca says:

    i wouldnt say no to that!

  10. HiL says:

    I don’t know I really like to see Becks in an ordinary everyday look rather in this weird hairstyle and fierce facial expression that he always does in those photo shoots.

  11. Boston Red says:

    From the neck down it is spectacular.

  12. Dreamgirl says:

    Oh Becks,when will you see that you have nothing to prove?

  13. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    I am loving the old fashion italian look on Beckham and wouldnt mind partying in his pants at all lol

  14. FirstTeamCoach says:

    These shoots just get cornier and cornier.

  15. Erin says:

    He's got an armadillo in his trousers.

  16. Avenath says:

    The hair has ruined everything!!!!

  17. I’ll take him anyway I can get him.

  18. Maldini Forever says:

    Too Romeo kiddie pornish for my taste.

  19. Rover Til I Die says:

    His hair looks like Victoria’s, but I’ll still party with his pants anyday.

  20. Raina says:

    It’s so over the top with its homo-erotisism (sp?) that it’s not even attractive to me.  the rope?  c’mon!  i like my men more masculine.

  21. giggsy143 says:

    ohhh to be that rope *daydreams*….

  22. Mrs Metzelder (n says:

    His hair…so disturbing

  23. Becca Boo says:

    It's a no-go on the hair for me, but a big HELL YEAH on the rest!

  24. MissEstonia says:

    Don't care if it's real or fake, it's hot.

  25. Berbie's Barbie says:

    Ooooooh…what's in those pants???

  26. mrs carragher says:

    dont find him attractive one bit.. is there something wrong with me cause everyone seems to love him! haha

  27. mrscudicini says:

    the hair is ruining this entirely. I mean, COME ON…he's got a party in his pants and there is rope and sweaty…abs..and…then you see the HAIR and…ugh…

  28. aristeia says:

    All I know is there is a party in Sweden's pants… <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NBnoTZhBapo&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="never"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NBnoTZhBapo&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&quot; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> And you're all accordingly invited.

  29. Alexandra Pato says:

    that's just not… right

  30. c9 says:

    Likes everything but the rope. Who was the mad photographer that set up this shoot??

  31. Venice says:

    It's<span class="wbr"></span> almost<span class="wbr"></span> like<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> head<span class="wbr"></span> is<span class="wbr"></span> pasted<span class="wbr"></span> from<span class="wbr"></span> another<span class="wbr"></span> photo.

  32. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Well. That is quite the package!

  33. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Don't like the combover, but if you cover it up with your hands, its a great shot. Looks like he's been airbrushed within an inch of his life, though.

  34. bitterlemon says:

    he looks xtremely silly.

  35. Eternal Dreamer says:

    The hair distracts me from everything else going on in that pic.

  36. RossiĀ“s girl says:

    i hate his hair and tattoos the rest is fine :)

  37. Lola says:

    I can safely say that he does nothing for me.

  38. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Well. That is quite the package!