July 7th, 2009
David Villa: Proud Papa, Bad-Ass Bitchface
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Valencia’s David Villa: He’s a man of many talents.
Of course, we are all aware of his prowess on the pitch.
He is also a very cute pocket-sized papa, as evidenced by this photo with little Zaida at his brother-in-law’s wedding. Cute, no?
But wait.
Don’t let that fluffy little soul patch fool you. Mr. Villa can turn on you faster than you can say, “David, what’s up with the fluffy little soul patch?“
His bitchface is notorious across the Western Hemisphere.
And it appears even his wife, Patricia is not exempt from receiving some serious cut-eye:

Just what exactly did the back of her head do that was so bad? We dread to think.
See the rest of the pics over at Somosche.com

He is not! If anything hes probably day dreaming of his Beautiful wife. Period!
He's probably bitchfacing because her hair looks absolutely amazing and his is a little…well, short. But I think he's actually thinking naughty things. Can't say I blame him, she looks amazing, pregnancy clearly suits her. And him and Zaida kill me with cute every time.
love the bitch!face, though i think he's trying hard not to be thinking things about Patricia's behind. oh, is that really Patricia? she improved a lot!
LOL, David! You can't bitchface the missus! That's a one way ticket to sleeping on the couch!
Aww..his is just too cute..and my god what a glare *shrinks away*
I would pay cash money to have him bitchface me. It should be a service he offers. Patricia looks fantastic, love that color on her. But damn, Zaida is one of the cutest wee ones on earth. Can’t wait to see the new baby!
Thats just his normal face, leave the guy alone
He obviously doesn
Speaking of bitchfaces…my favorite US bitchface is moving to AC Milan…Gooch!
Zaida, what an adorable child!
And cant help but notice her gorgeous dress….a little fashionista in the making?
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They really are an adorable family. I can't wait to see what the bubba looks like!
Aww that little girl is soooooo cute
Naaawww! This family is the most gorgeous family i've ever seen!
Zaida is soo cute ! and LOL at the bitchface
Zaida<span class="wbr"></span> is<span class="wbr"></span> waaayyy<span class="wbr"></span> too<span class="wbr"></span> cuteee!!!<span class="wbr"></span> (squeee!)Ahahahaha<span class="wbr"></span> Villa<span class="wbr"></span> -<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> agree<span class="wbr"></span> with<span class="wbr"></span> Gina<span class="wbr"></span> -<span class="wbr"></span> that<span class="wbr"></span> could<span class="wbr"></span> be<span class="wbr"></span> his<span class="wbr"></span> sexy<span class="wbr"></span> face,<span class="wbr"></span> no?<span class="wbr"></span> Or<span class="wbr"></span> he<span class="wbr"></span> could<span class="wbr"></span> be<span class="wbr"></span> bitchfacing<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> other<span class="wbr"></span> boys<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span> yard<span class="wbr"></span> who<span class="wbr"></span> were<span class="wbr"></span> glancing<span class="wbr"></span> at<span class="wbr"></span> Patricia.<span class="wbr"></span> She<span class="wbr"></span> looks<span class="wbr"></span> gorgeous<span class="wbr"></span> there!
Maybe he just hates wedding,or maybe he wanted to keep an eye on his wife in case someone was checking her out. His daughter is seriously cute.
Wow, Patricia looks gorgeous! And Zaida, as always, is too cute for words. Good job with the fam, Dahveed.
Zaida is the cutest baller-baby around…after Kaka’s baby Luca… but I may be baised. I love her dress and the little white pom-pommy things on it.
Zaida, Aw Villa’s bitchface, Aw too