September 1st, 2010
Davide Santon: Free Range Fantasies
Images: straight up serie a & Getty Images via Daylife
You know, we’re seriously reconsidering our policy of feeling vaguely dirty when perving on young boys. It does us no good and quite honestly, it’s expending vital energy we could otherwise be utilising surfing the interweb for handbags.
Busy lives, people, busy lives.
Please note (as we have) the strong thighs encased in denim jeans that don’t make us barf/run screaming/weep, the purposeful walk which could be utilised in a number of scenarios but mainly to carry our shopping, and a highly promising selection of short tent ( left) and thigh viewing opportunities.
We were sad at first, having realised that at a mere nineteen years old Davide is perilously close to being a baby baller and therefore out of guilt-free lech range. But then it hit us! At nineteen, he has at least (barring injury, flood and force majeure) ten years of his career left. That’s ten more years of ‘admiration’ and genteel fantasy.
Phew. Order is restored at Kickette Towers. It was pretty close there for a mo.
Your views, peeps?