September 1st, 2010

Davide Santon: Free Range Fantasies

Images: straight up serie a & Getty Images via Daylife

You know, we’re seriously reconsidering our policy of feeling vaguely dirty when perving on young boys. It does us no good and quite honestly, it’s expending vital energy we could otherwise be utilising surfing the interweb for handbags.

Busy lives, people, busy lives.

Anyhoo, we’ve spent quite a while now marvelling at the untold glory that is Inter Milan’s Davide Santon (above) and would like to avail you of our conclusions.

Please note (as we have) the strong thighs encased in denim jeans that don’t make us barf/run screaming/weep, the purposeful walk which could be utilised in a number of scenarios but mainly to carry our shopping, and a highly promising selection of short tent ( left) and thigh viewing opportunities.

We were sad at first, having realised that at a mere nineteen years old Davide is perilously close to being a baby baller and therefore out of guilt-free lech range. But then it hit us! At nineteen, he has at least (barring injury, flood and force majeure) ten years of his career left. That’s ten more years of  ‘admiration’ and genteel fantasy.

Phew. Order is restored at Kickette Towers. It was pretty close there for a mo.

Your views, peeps?

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49 Responses to “Davide Santon: Free Range Fantasies”

  1. Milena says:

    I'm 18, he's 19. That is totally manageable :)

  2. Ella says:

    Dreamy… oh my…

  3. Alisha! says:

    It's nice to finally see some of the Santon on here ;) I thought I was the only Kickette who liked him…thank God you guys found him eventually!

  4. Steph says:

    Oh, he is hot. :D And he's only a year younger than me. I normally don't like guys my age or a year or so younger than me, but I will gladly make an exception for him! ;) haha.

  5. Femz says:


  6. Anya says:

    Oh, yes I would!

    Men have younger chicks all the time.

  7. xoWinnie says:

    when boys like this come along,

    i am glad to be this age :D

  8. Andy says:

    WOW THAT BOY IS HOOOOOOOOT!!!! And if he’s taller than 185 cm than I’ll totally fall for him(love tall guys)…
    P.S. I’m 16 so no guilt at all=)

  9. lonelySTARSHINE says:

    anyway, he’s 3 yrs older then me, so not young for me lol

  10. JaneSpotting says:

    Yes, free game. Just my snack bracket

  11. Ess-Jay says:

    Mmmmmmm I so would!!!! Yuuuuummmmmmm!


    Definitely goonna have some sweet dreams tonight ;)

  12. Karin C. says:

    i don’t see any problem in breast-feeding him…the boy is still growing, isn’t he?

  13. aristeia says:

    Oh bb!Santon, do you miss your homie numero uno now that he’s in Manchester?

    If the Proactive kicked in, you have mad potential.

  14. judit_ says:

    -hese older, so no guilt in me, ever! (:

  15. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    HAH he's only a year older than me, so no guilty feelings here :)

    btw, his thighs are just…wow!

  16. Rachel S says:

    I like…alot! That first picture of him was what sold me instantly. Good thing he’s only a couple months younger than me..perfect!

  17. JV says:

    He’s quite cute, Kickettes. 19 or not. He’s legal, so he’s game.

  18. Inés says:

    nice to meet you Davide!

    how old is he? sb please tell me now!

  19. littlegirl says:

    mmm, i think i have to re-start to follow my italian footballers…

  20. Zinny says:

    Si, I’ll take a bite of some of that cannoli.

  21. IHeartTomCleverley says:

    i thank the lord every day for kickette. he is YUMMMMMY.

    and am i right in saying football italia may be bringing in cameras in the changing rooms? SCORE.

    btw kickette, tom cleverley should definitely get a mention around here ;)

    • Harley says:

      I second that! Tom Cleverley is quite the cutie. I would love to see him get some attention on Kickette.

  22. lizb (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    He’s much better looking now that he’s finally managed to get his acne under control. A year ago, possibly even just six months ago he was a definite no. Now… meh, he’s cute. Nothing special though.

  23. Alessandra says:

    *ignoring the fact that his age is way too young for me, but not his looks*
    this is much better than the slice of cheesecake i just had.

  24. C16 says:

    Oh yeah!!! He’s H-O-T! ;)
    He’s older than I am so no guilt.

  25. Rossanera says:

    Che bello … but he’s a Negrazzuri. Oh, the internal conflict that’s raging in me right now …

    He does look awesome in azzurro, though! Take note, calciatoras: this is the face of our future!

    (*which hopefully will be nowhere as painful as this year was.)

    • lulu says:

      So true, so true… All I can say with a lot of thunder is…

      AMEN SISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. It seems less wrong when I crush on people nearer my age, not bloody 13 years older LOL! But mmmm he’s haawt. He’s got style with that croppy cut;)

  27. loveu2much says:

    i love how his jeans fit :)

  28. Amandinha says:

    he looks older than 19, no need to feel dirty!

  29. robin says:


  30. Leá says:

    He's only two years younger than me, so I wouldn't feel too guilty… (actually I wouldn't feel guilty at all. He's HOT!)

  31. LoveFabrique says:

    Perfect age for me… just 1 year older. OMG what a cutie! ;)

  32. Sarah says:

    Think of it this way. Most of these young ballers who get to this level of play have a maturity level higher than that of a normal 18/19 year old (at least one would hope so).

  33. julia says:

    sooooo hot !!!!

  34. livv4footy says:

    IM SOOO HAPPY YOU GUYS FINALLY PUT HIM UP HERE. i've been waiting since like last january for kickette to take notice! Keeep going Davide, baby!

  35. He's sooooo hottt!!! good to know that there are fit players like him in italy now since cannavaro, maldini, and the likes are nearing retirement :(

  36. German_2505 says:

    He’s f****** hot :-) )))

  37. LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

    Not my cup of tea for various reasons but he doesn't seem to have a babyface which doesn't make him look younger nor his age. To me he looks a little older than his age. I find him cute but that's it, and I think the older I get the more hot guys will become only cute ballers :(

  38. ASM says:

    absolutely yes..heh..he's still older than me..and he's hot,then why not? :)

  39. michelle says:

    I don't even feel any guilt saying yes to this one.

  40. gin_in_teacups says:

    Wow. Wow. You may have sold me on following Serie A.

    I support this policy of not feeling guilty for oogling the youngins. If they're of legal drinking age, I say fair game :-)

    • CrazyforNando says:

      I'm with you! Besides…nobody needs to know what's going on in my head. That's between me, and my object of desire (oh…and you guys here at kickette ;)

  41. ba says:

    He's cute!!! I liked this investigation on young boys….keep on it, kickette girls!! ehe ;P

  42. Sara says:

    Maybe he could be our mid-morning/afternoon yummmm addition? I think so!